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hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!!
hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst
hatkirby: My phone strokes again
hatkirby: STRIKES
hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]
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toothpastecanyon: Book thatโ€™s a great recipe but Iโ€™m struggling with the last step not having a daughter or granddaughter
swbookworm: any relatives or friends or acquaintances will do
toothpastecanyon: ๐Ÿซต
swbookworm: my mom and i were alternating staring at her and staring at each other just watching it happen
revya: Recipe that starts with having sex (to have a daughter)
swbookworm: s;d;fakzvldvjldxdvjdlxjvzdfsf
toothpastecanyon: Cjfjfjfjfjf
tinylittlegremlin: antsrtsgreatfesttjadfysrtjdjdfdhstrhttdj
swbookworm: wheezing irl over here
toothpastecanyon: Youโ€™ve killed book grey :blobxd:
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eka_caesium: Hi Book :)
eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels.
eka_caesium: :)
swbookworm: hi eka!
swbookworm: :)
swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house?
eka_caesium: :)
eka_caesium: Why yes I am!
swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these
swbookworm: โ›๏ธ
swbookworm: let's get a-digging
eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon
swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
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hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately
toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it?
hatkirby: Wooly World
hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring
toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE)
hatkirby: Could be us ๐Ÿ™„
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quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice.
quas.naart: "Articulation"
hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing"
newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain
hatkirby: i don't have to imagine
newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
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newsoupvi: This is #โ witness now oh no
newsoupvi: Actually not even that
newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao
hatkirby: this is non horny #โ witness
hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms
newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao
newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow
hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs
newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here
hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
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flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol
transmothgirl: the prophecy
v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host??
hatkirby: HELP
hatkirby: is this real
v_sper_: yes
hatkirby: that's so funny
hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty
abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe.
csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot"
v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't"
abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home'
abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5)
csouvey: counterclockwise?
v_sper_: ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ•
abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh
csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo"
abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
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newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever
newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol
rever: Hello!
scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you
newsoupvi: Tru
hatkirby: rever hit the gym?
scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars
hatkirby: waow
newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57
rever: sj beginner lobby gym
hatkirby: lol
scipiowright: Skill issue
hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet
exempt_medic: That really got me, wow
newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad:
scipiowright: They're on a diet
newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue"
scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches
newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches
newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning
newsoupvi: That is like
newsoupvi: A food
scipiowright: Who said we were eating them?
exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason
newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure
exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love
fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?"
scipiowright: This is absurdist humor
hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol
scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit:
exempt_medic: again
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azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad
swbookworm: steam your identity.....
toothpastecanyon: Shhhโ€ฆ
azhdrake: hush you
0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR
swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead?
swbookworm: we also offer toasted
azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it!
toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats:
swbookworm: im sure we can make that work
azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!!
Carl-bot: ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ‘ fry ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ identity ๐Ÿ‘
swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!"
azhdrake: Nooo me identity
azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now.
swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet?
0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake
azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!!
swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead!
0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler
azhdrake: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like
swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam]
azhdrake: Mmmm warm
swbookworm: ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
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tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :)
hatkirby: i don't know what that is
tinylittlegremlin: :)
hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords
eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/
hatkirby: oh i know this
tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :)
hatkirby: [image that says "balls"]
hatkirby: i win
toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes
eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen"
hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf
toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls
hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!!
tinylittlegremlin: writing that down
tinylittlegremlin: ๐Ÿ“
eka_caesium: ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist: