#284 Up +21/-21 Down August 21 2009 at 12:18:09 pm EDT
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***

***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***

Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
#315 Up +18/-18 Down January 05 2010 at 03:43:19 am EST
Drifty: Are you writing the story of your dream?
Soojin Ying: Not this second
Drifty: Are you, soon?
Drifty: Okey - hw?
Drifty: What kind?
Soojin Ying: Social Studies, ew
Soojin Ying: It's a review for the test we're going to have on Thursday, so it's about the Scientific Revolution and The Enlightnement
Drifty: Ouch, well, good luck
Soojin Ying: lol okay :)
Soojin Ying: The wrost part is that the test is an essay
Soojin Ying: Essays = evil
Soojin Ying: lol, wrost! :P
Drifty: Wrost! A mutated German sausage!
Soojin Ying: :)
Drifty: Because it's normally a wurst, and now it's a wrost!
Soojin Ying: We've got hamwrost, beefwrost, lampshadewrost, waterwrost, wallwrost, and if you act now, pillowcasewrost!
Drifty: Pillowcasewrost?! CANNIBALISM!
Soojin Ying: Just make sure to call 1-800-I-CAFE-WROST.com
Soojin Ying: Pillowcasewrost eating is actually listed under "mulitation of metaphysical objects that may or may not be alive at any given moment"
Soojin Ying: not cannibalism :P
Drifty: :P
Drifty: SCHRODINGER'S CAT
Drifty: LOL SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE
Soojin Ying: I AM HAPPY NOW
Soojin Ying: SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE IS SO AWESOME
Soojin Ying: lol :P
Drifty: :P
Drifty: DO A PILLOWCASE COMIC ON SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE
Soojin Ying: OH MY GOD I SHOULD :D
#316 Up +18/-18 Down January 05 2010 at 08:32:16 am EST
Tamasys: Greetings :)
BleuM937: huzzah
Tamasys: indeed...
Tamasys: Now
Tamasys: Time to post!
* Tamasys posts
* FourmMonsterNPC eats Tamasys
BleuM937: onoz!
* BleuM937 battles FourmMonster
* Tamasys tries to escape from FourmMonster
* Tamasys hits the inside of ForumMonster with a wrench
* BleuM937 cuts FourmMonster into baloney
* FourmMonsterNPC is somehow transmogrified into baloney
* Tamasys is saved
#351 Up +24/-24 Down April 15 2010 at 11:21:33 pm EDT
<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?!
* billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
* You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)

* Now talking on #xkcd
<transkatie> I'm back!
<Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back...
<transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
#374 Up +19/-19 Down May 01 2010 at 12:50:50 pm EDT
(08:43:17 AM) Tamasys: um... why do my jeans smell like incense?
(08:43:20 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut?
(08:43:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft
(08:43:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: I actually have incense at my house
(08:43:34 AM) Timbo94: :P
(08:43:34 AM) Hatkirby: Because you keep removing them and Fourie steals them and does stuff to them!
(08:43:47 AM) DriftyBeyond: Lulz!
(08:43:47 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT
(08:43:52 AM) Hatkirby: There was a lot of incest at school the other day
(08:43:58 AM) Hatkirby: for some Grim Reaper Day
(08:44:06 AM) Hatkirby: O_O I MEAN INSENCE
(08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: O_O
(08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: ROFL
(08:44:16 AM) Hatkirby: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT
(08:44:16 AM) Fourie: LOL RIGHT BACK AT CHA
(08:44:18 AM) DriftyBeyond: Grim Reaper day?
(08:44:28 AM) Hatkirby: Something about people dying in car crashes
(08:44:37 AM) Hatkirby: They rang a gong every hour and there was incense everywhere
(08:44:44 AM) DriftyBeyond: O_O
(08:44:45 AM) Hatkirby: Not incest
(08:44:48 AM) Hatkirby: No incest at school
#378 Up +20/-20 Down May 02 2010 at 02:15:11 am EDT
(10:11:47 PM) Smiley: Transformers, utensils in disguise
(10:11:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Smiley, lol
(10:12:09 PM) DriftyBeyond: Transformers, time to eat some pie
(10:12:19 PM) Hatkirby: Transformers, why can't we just die?
(10:12:20 PM) Smiley: i agree
(10:12:24 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
(10:12:31 PM) Hatkirby: Bad timing! :P
#386 Up +15/-15 Down May 13 2010 at 01:59:14 am EDT
(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out
(09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80
(09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls
(09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog"
(09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop
(09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog
(09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed
(09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls
(09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof
(09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children!
(09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O
(09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL
(09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing
#390 Up +18/-18 Down May 16 2010 at 12:21:41 pm EDT
(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL
(08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there
(08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP
(08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk
(08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat
(08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes
(08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes
(08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table
(08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness
(08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds
(08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard
(08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop
(08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows
(08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates
(08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound
(08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
(08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly
(08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl
(08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here
(08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P
(08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
#417 Up +14/-14 Down August 08 2010 at 12:29:34 pm EDT
(08:23:52 AM) Smiley: wait what exactly is apt anyway
(08:24:04 AM) Hatkirby: ....
(08:24:04 AM) Fourie: [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
(08:24:12 AM) Smiley: lol
(08:24:12 AM) Fourie: No, no you're not.
(08:24:17 AM) DriftyBeyond: ?
(08:24:20 AM) Smiley: i am actually
(08:24:27 AM) Hatkirby: Smiley's naked?
(08:24:31 AM) Hatkirby: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn
(08:24:38 AM) DriftyBeyond: LOLing
(08:24:56 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhuting

....

(08:28:51 AM) Hatkirby: OHHHH, Smiley was referring to the fact that he was LOLing, not naked :P
#439 Up +19/-19 Down March 13 2011 at 01:49:20 am EST
Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM
tamasys: haha
tamasys: I see
tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain
tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body
Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love
Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART"
Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART."
tamasys: xD
Hatkirby:
tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS
tamasys: *off
Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated
Hatkirby: Like seriously, what
tamasys: yeah o_O