hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
scipiowright: oh god screw that lol scipiowright: maybe if someone complains scipiowright: but not before that rever: I'm complaining scipiowright: you're not a person rever: :dismay:
pinkishnovaa: top ten puzzle creators go into my map, top 3 puzzle creators get early acsess to my map, and best puzzle creator gets any game under 30$ chess_battleadvanced: how are you counting top puzzle creators pinkishnovaa: whoever makes the best puzzle transmothgirl: actually hang on transmothgirl: we all know puzzle creators arent tops
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!