Drifty: How does snakes relate to homestuwk? Drifty: EVERYTHING'S A SNAKE? Hatkirby: SNAKES ON A METEOR—Coming soon to VHS and DVD! Drifty: I;m just imagining Snakes on a Plane/House of Leaves now Hatkirby: :P :P Drifty: the plane is an eldritch abomination as are the snakes Drifty: THEY'RE ALL TENTACLES Drifty: TENTACLE RAPE Drifty: wait no Hatkirby: lolwhat Hatkirby: The plane is alive! Hatkirby: The plane is Cartesian! Hatkirby: THE SNAKES! THEY'RE.... SINE CURVES!!! Drifty: AHHHHH Drifty: THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED USING PARABOLIC FUNCTIONS Hatkirby: NOT THE PARABOLICS!!!! Hatkirby: TECHNICALLY, SINE CURVES AREN'T ACTUALLY FUNCTIONS! AAAH! Hatkirby: LenkaTeacher: You have to restrict the domain! Drifty: :P Hatkirby: lol, Snakes On A Cartesian Plane... coming this November Drifty: :P Drifty: OH NO THEY'RE LINEAR NOW Drifty: THEY JUST KEEP GOING Hatkirby: As long as they keep moving in that direction, we're oka—OH NO, THEY'VE BECOME PARABOLIC Drifty: I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE MOTHERLOVING SNAKES ON MY MOTHERLOVING GRAPHS Hatkirby: lolololol * Drifty SHOOTS A MOTHERLOVING INEQUALITY Drifty: I DIVDED BY ZERO OOPS Hatkirby: THAT INCREASED THE VELOCITY OF THE SNAKES WRIGGLING! Hatkirby: NOW THE GRAPH IS IN RADIANS Drifty: and then Samuel Jackson wass a zombie
Hatkirby: I was disappointed by Glee Tamasys: hmm Tamasys: I wasn't too diappointed Hatkirby: But they lost! Tamasys: but it wasn't as awesome as expected Hatkirby: And there were no songs I recognized! Tamasys: um... that's because they were all originals :P Hatkirby: but if they did original songs, why couldn't they do, like, good ones? Tamasys: I know Tamasys: I wasn't a fan of the originals this time Tamasys: OWAIT I FORGOT THEY DID TWO NOT ORIGINALS Hatkirby: Clearly, the Wicked song Tamasys: lol yeah Tamasys: For Good, one of my favourite songs ever Hatkirby: I have never seen Wicked Hatkirby: *prepares to be ########* Tamasys: NEITHER HAVE I ;___________; Hatkirby: yes but I live in New York :P Tamasys: and lol, how have you not seen Wicked on Broadway Tamasys: I would pay quite a lot to see that Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: Because I don't like musicals! Hatkirby: *gets ######## again* Tamasys: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Hatkirby: Hey, if they did some type of pop-dance musical, I'd watch it Tamasys: *dies** Tamasys: le gasp Tamasys: Musicals are my life! Tamasys: I was almost in tears during For Good Tamasys: :') Tamasys: Mamma Mia? Tamasys: Rent? Hatkirby: I was just like "Hmm. Maybe I'll go get some pretzels now that they're singing something." Hatkirby: Isn't Mamma Mia an ABBA song? Hatkirby: *twisted smile* Tamasys: o_________________________o Tamasys: :D Tamasys: GOOD GIRL Hatkirby: lolol :P Tamasys: Mamma Mia is a hugely popular musical (and later movie) which is based around ABBA's songs Hatkirby: ORLY Hatkirby: I saw Rent—the movie version, anyway—at Ellie's house during a sleepover Hatkirby: It was okay Tamasys: ogosh I love it so much Tamasys: TANGO: MAUREEN Hatkirby: But when I say dance-pop, I mean I want to be belting out "Я СОШЛА С УМА" along with the performers and the rest of the audience Tamasys: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME Tamasys: OUT TONIGHT Hatkirby: lol as if they'd do a russian musical Hatkirby: OMG A RUSSIAN DANCE-POP MUSICAL I WOULD TOTALLY DIE TO SEE THAT Tamasys: ABBA is Sweedish pop? Hatkirby: I'm talking about hard pop, the kind that gets you arrested if you drive while listening to it Hatkirby: "Excuse me maam, but your blood pop level is over .08%" Tamasys: O_o
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!
hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending Gryphic: Act isn't as rrandom as me, right? hatkirby: .......... hatkirby: *can't reply* hatkirby: Happy Ending's gone forever more! Gryphic: He's calmer, more snarky and sarcastic and stuff. hatkirby: I FEEL AS IF I"M WASTING!!!!!!!! hatkirby: IIIIIM WASTIN EVERYDAY!!!!!!!! Gryphic: ... hatkirby: This is the way you left me... hatkirby: Sorry. hatkirby: I was just temp-ignoring you hatkirby: I'M BACK FROM THE DRUG-REHAB CENTER NOW!!!!!
(04:58:04 PM) Hatkirby: I hope I get laid for this (04:58:21 PM) Hatkirby: ZOMG (04:58:21 PM) Pyro: GET LAID (04:58:26 PM) Hatkirby: DiD I SAY LAID? (04:58:30 PM) Hatkirby: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
(04:58:32 PM) Hatkirby: I MEANT PAID!!!!! (04:58:35 PM) Hatkirby: POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (04:58:37 PM) Pyro: HAHA (04:58:59 PM) Pyro: (cracking up laughing)
Gryphic: I never knew you had a sexy beast, Hatkirby hatkirby: ..................................................................................... hatkirby: I never knew you had such a sick rind hatkirby: I meant mind hatkirby: WHAT IS WITH ME???????