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azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad
swbookworm: steam your identity.....
toothpastecanyon: Shhh…
azhdrake: hush you
0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR
swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead?
swbookworm: we also offer toasted
azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it!
toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats:
swbookworm: im sure we can make that work
azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!!
Carl-bot: πŸ‘ deep πŸ‘ fry πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ identity πŸ‘
swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!"
azhdrake: Nooo me identity
azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now.
swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet?
0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake
azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!!
swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead!
0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler
azhdrake: 😱
swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like
swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam]
azhdrake: Mmmm warm
swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
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tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :)
hatkirby: i don't know what that is
tinylittlegremlin: :)
hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords
eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/
hatkirby: oh i know this
tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :)
hatkirby: [image that says "balls"]
hatkirby: i win
toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes
eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen"
hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf
toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls
hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!!
tinylittlegremlin: writing that down
tinylittlegremlin: πŸ“
eka_caesium: 😈
toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
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scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful
scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet]
scipiowright: like look at this garbage
hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP πŸ™„
scipiowright: lmao truuuu
scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay
hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes
newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol
scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter]
scipiowright: queers
scipiowright: Probably transformation?
hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr
scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses
hatkirby: Yeah πŸ₯°
scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory)
hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk
scipiowright: ❀️
hatkirby: :blobsnuggle:
hatkirby: I laughed out loud
scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate)
hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations
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kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein
hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go
kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton
exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long
kf01: (physics problem meme name)
kf01: I refuse to believe
kf01: oh no
hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign
kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton.
hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf
kf01: lmfao
exempt_medic: I was reading the embed!
kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick
rever: :Ban_Hammer:
hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page
hatkirby: :owo:
rever: :rever_flushed:
kf01: kinkshame.png
kf01: /s
hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips
rever: :isabelleBanHammer:
kf01: LOL
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exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING
kf01: side effect: broken bed
hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf
exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip
kf01: destroyed pelvis
kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit
rever: imagine if it was phrased
rever: Nerf: Broken Hip
kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG
hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun
rever: @hatkirby join vc
hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture.
hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods
exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
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park3r2_: this is not a yahoo medium businesses moment
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hatkirby: [hears barking in the background] is that a dog
kf01: no, it's my little brother
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rever: man hatkirby got contacts now
rever: one mod and one core maintainer
hatkirby: πŸ’ͺ
hatkirby: surrounding myself with high people in place
hatkirby: people in high palces
hatkirby: places
rever: *palace
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newsoupvi: I've "reviewed" my own PRs by looking at the diff like I would for a peer review for someone else
newsoupvi: and legit found things
newsoupvi: Idk it puts me in the reviewer mindset
hatkirby: real
newsoupvi: :KEKW:
exempt_medic: I did that for DS3 and it was not a pleasant experience XD
scipiowright: ah you see it is impossible to do that for me because my eyes will glaze over and fall out of my skull after 3 minutes and 22 seconds
exempt_medic: Scipio can't even appreciate 4'33"
exempt_medic: This is truly saddening
hatkirby: that's the saddest thing I haven't heard
exempt_medic: That was SO good
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hatkirby: useful function
hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y)
hatkirby: for finding holes
exempt_medic: return True
scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos)
hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh
hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better
exempt_medic: I know 😭
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seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore
azhdrake: Hey Seiya!
seiya234: hewwo
gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore
hatkirby: or monsterfucking
seiya234: sir.
hatkirby: πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ
hatkirby: hewwo seiya
seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming
hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK
gasmasque: :wheeze:
seiya234: also apparently this one πŸ₯Ή
gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language
hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD
pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh
seiya234: pew pew