azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhhβ¦ azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: π deep π fry π your π identity π swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: π± swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: π«οΈ π«οΈ π«οΈ
tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :) hatkirby: i don't know what that is tinylittlegremlin: :) hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/ hatkirby: oh i know this tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :) hatkirby: [image that says "balls"] hatkirby: i win toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen" hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!! tinylittlegremlin: writing that down tinylittlegremlin: π eka_caesium: π toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet] scipiowright: like look at this garbage hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP π scipiowright: lmao truuuu scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter] scipiowright: queers scipiowright: Probably transformation? hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses hatkirby: Yeah π₯° scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory) hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk scipiowright: β€οΈ hatkirby: :blobsnuggle: hatkirby: I laughed out loud scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate) hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations
kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
rever: man hatkirby got contacts now rever: one mod and one core maintainer hatkirby: πͺ hatkirby: surrounding myself with high people in place hatkirby: people in high palces hatkirby: places rever: *palace
newsoupvi: I've "reviewed" my own PRs by looking at the diff like I would for a peer review for someone else newsoupvi: and legit found things newsoupvi: Idk it puts me in the reviewer mindset hatkirby: real newsoupvi: :KEKW: exempt_medic: I did that for DS3 and it was not a pleasant experience XD scipiowright: ah you see it is impossible to do that for me because my eyes will glaze over and fall out of my skull after 3 minutes and 22 seconds exempt_medic: Scipio can't even appreciate 4'33" exempt_medic: This is truly saddening hatkirby: that's the saddest thing I haven't heard exempt_medic: That was SO good
hatkirby: useful function hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y) hatkirby: for finding holes exempt_medic: return True scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos) hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better exempt_medic: I know π
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore azhdrake: Hey Seiya! seiya234: hewwo gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore hatkirby: or monsterfucking seiya234: sir. hatkirby: π π hatkirby: hewwo seiya seiya234: donβt give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK gasmasque: :wheeze: seiya234: also apparently this one π₯Ή gasmasque: Well it is Starβs native language hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh seiya234: pew pew