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hatkirby: https://beppo.online/@baka/110423339758447866
hatkirby: Happy D-ne Tuesday!
ickyickyicky: SHDJFJFHHGI
ickyickyicky: D-me Tuesday! Remember to be a lesbian and kiss women!
hatkirby: I'll go do that!!
ickyickyicky: Unfortunately I’m bisexual and bigender 😔
ickyickyicky: So like half way there
hatkirby: I dunno what tf I am but I'm probably not a lesbian. I can play one on Tuesdays tho
ickyickyicky: True!!!
ickyickyicky: Tuesdays I’m a woman and lesbian
ickyickyicky: I DID kiss my wife
hatkirby: 👌
ickyickyicky: So ya know succeeding so far
hatkirby: Pogging, even
hatkirby: I have not kissed a girl yet today (or at all for uhh six years)
ickyickyicky: “B-ko Chan your so poggers!”
ickyickyicky: You have to give yourself a kiss!
hatkirby: B-ko-chan that 360 no scope kiss was so cool 🥰
ickyickyicky: agshdhdjgfhfjfhv
hatkirby: True if I'm being a girl today I can kiss the mirror like marina "teen idle" diamandis herself
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hatkirby: yalls think this is gluten free
hatkirby: [picture of Cream of Wheat]
tinylittlegremlin: i- i dont believe so, star :blobnervous:
tinylittlegremlin: why is it 60 dollars
hatkirby: It's like 24 of them
tinylittlegremlin: :NervousSmile:
hatkirby: I bought these when I had my wisdom teeth surgery!
tinylittlegremlin: i... see
hatkirby: i was just eating smooth silky sugary farina all day every day
hatkirby: and jello!
tinylittlegremlin: but also gluten is, according to google, a wheat protein so no theyre probs not
hatkirby: no yes lol i was joking
tinylittlegremlin: y...um?
hatkirby: it is absolutely full of gluten
tinylittlegremlin: ok phew i thought so but i didnt wanna be an asshole if u werent
tinylittlegremlin: just to the brim
hatkirby: if i didn't know that after being gluten free for like two months i'd be worried
tinylittlegremlin: Nothing But Gluten
hatkirby: imagine i'm being gluten free and someone sees me eating a starbucks breakfast sandwich and they're like isn't that wheat bread and i'm like yeah. gluten free wheat bread
tinylittlegremlin: XD
hatkirby: no actually imagine it, do you think that would work 🥺
hatkirby: i want to go to starbucks tomorrow
tinylittlegremlin: nooo probably not 😔
hatkirby: :blobsob:
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hatkirby: Well we’re doing kinnie karaoke on Halloween and you should teleport in for that!
pallasvoid: :wheeze:
pallasvoid: god I wish I could teleport in for that
pallasvoid: but also I have a very beefy cold rn this bitch is so nutty tweaked
hatkirby: Oh no
azhdrake: Hmmm
azhdrake: Ball.cure
hatkirby: cum.hospital
azhdrake: Just the one ball. Multiple balls.cure would be dangerous
hatkirby: True
hatkirby: There’s a reason they say “take one of these and call me in the morning”
hatkirby: Why aren’t y’all’s calling me out. That’s not even the expression. It’s “take two of these”
azhdrake: Doesn't it. Doesn't it depend on what the meds dosage is???
hatkirby: The canned expression tho
hatkirby: Is take two
pallasvoid: sorry I was work
azhdrake: I didn't know there was one of those
hatkirby: Void call me out
hatkirby: I’m being evil
azhdrake: I mean I can id you want
hatkirby: Pls
pallasvoid: .... I haven't heard that as a canned phrase
pallasvoid: but I am familiar with "try this and come back in six weeks"
pallasvoid: from personal experince
azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun:
hatkirby: “Take two of these and call me in the morning” [hand you a pack of jawbreakers. Camera zooms out and you are at the only dentist in hell]
azhdrake: Hell yeah I love jaw breakers!
azhdrake: *skips into hell proper*
hatkirby: Sorry did I forget to mention that they’re suppository jawbreakers
azhdrake: Sorry I can't hear you I've already left and am eating this candy
hatkirby: >:(((((
azhdrake: :))))))
hatkirby: Ok I knew there was something wrong with this plan
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hatkirby: What's this moon called? "The Nut 'Round The Corner"?
YellHead: The Nut Heard 'Round The World.
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azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit
gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing?
azhdrake: I'm really funny actually
hatkirby: You are
hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head!
gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees
azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't
azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors
hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it
hatkirby: It’s SO good
hatkirby: H and H all say
hatkirby: Say
hatkirby: I hate my phone
hatkirby: I hate typing
gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link?
hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’
hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
hatkirby: hi
gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian
azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166
hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655
azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds
gasmasque: Impressive
azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe
hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick
azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw
hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
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eka_caesium: Still waiting to collapse hollowed out from the inside or whatever
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azhdrake: Just realized the bit of my story I'm about to write can be described as "a blasphemous conversation about plumbing" which I appreciate
hatkirby: every mario game
azhdrake: o;fajoefjawf
azhdrake: At least there's a plumber involved in those games. This is a blasphemous conversation about plumbing featuring absolutely no one who understands more about plumbing then I do without researching anything
hatkirby: Hehe
azhdrake: I'm having a good time writing
hatkirby: i'm glad! that's a great feeling
azhdrake: Things I will research for this conversation: The elephant's foot in Chernobyl
hatkirby: Things I will not research for this conversation: Basic plumbing or water processing methods
hatkirby: no this tracks
hatkirby: you're researching the stuff that has more day-to-day applications
azhdrake: Stuff that people will really notice if I get some random detail wrong
hatkirby: i swear to god bees if you are even one micro-curie off on the amount of radiation dealt to that tumblr user's grandma in the chernobyl incident i will start holding B, ZR, and Down right now and gathjer energy and rage until i swee you in april and i will annihilate you will ever spell in my arsenal
azhdrake: aflkjaoi;efjo;awjf
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hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist
hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is
pallasvoid: :wheeze:
hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die
pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh
pallasvoid: star
pallasvoid: star you're gay
hatkirby: I ammmmmm help
hatkirby: It's so funny
hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj
gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own
gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
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hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories
hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender
hatkirby: In general*
hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld
newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: :blobhighfive:
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pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time
toothpastecanyon: awww yeha
pallasvoid: yeeeee
pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly
pallasvoid: a treat
hatkirby: :raynaud:
pallasvoid: nuuuu
pallasvoid: mine
hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free
pallasvoid: so
pallasvoid: creamchee
hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat
hatkirby: I am struggling
hatkirby: I topped it three times
hatkirby: WHAT
pallasvoid: WHAQT
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice
hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole
pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag
pallasvoid: amazing
toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG
hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~
toothpastecanyon: 😳