hatkirby: https://beppo.online/@baka/110423339758447866 hatkirby: Happy D-ne Tuesday! ickyickyicky: SHDJFJFHHGI ickyickyicky: D-me Tuesday! Remember to be a lesbian and kiss women! hatkirby: I'll go do that!! ickyickyicky: Unfortunately I’m bisexual and bigender 😔 ickyickyicky: So like half way there hatkirby: I dunno what tf I am but I'm probably not a lesbian. I can play one on Tuesdays tho ickyickyicky: True!!! ickyickyicky: Tuesdays I’m a woman and lesbian ickyickyicky: I DID kiss my wife hatkirby: 👌 ickyickyicky: So ya know succeeding so far hatkirby: Pogging, even hatkirby: I have not kissed a girl yet today (or at all for uhh six years) ickyickyicky: “B-ko Chan your so poggers!” ickyickyicky: You have to give yourself a kiss! hatkirby: B-ko-chan that 360 no scope kiss was so cool 🥰 ickyickyicky: agshdhdjgfhfjfhv hatkirby: True if I'm being a girl today I can kiss the mirror like marina "teen idle" diamandis herself
hatkirby: yalls think this is gluten free hatkirby: [picture of Cream of Wheat] tinylittlegremlin: i- i dont believe so, star :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: why is it 60 dollars hatkirby: It's like 24 of them tinylittlegremlin: :NervousSmile: hatkirby: I bought these when I had my wisdom teeth surgery! tinylittlegremlin: i... see hatkirby: i was just eating smooth silky sugary farina all day every day hatkirby: and jello! tinylittlegremlin: but also gluten is, according to google, a wheat protein so no theyre probs not hatkirby: no yes lol i was joking tinylittlegremlin: y...um? hatkirby: it is absolutely full of gluten tinylittlegremlin: ok phew i thought so but i didnt wanna be an asshole if u werent tinylittlegremlin: just to the brim hatkirby: if i didn't know that after being gluten free for like two months i'd be worried tinylittlegremlin: Nothing But Gluten hatkirby: imagine i'm being gluten free and someone sees me eating a starbucks breakfast sandwich and they're like isn't that wheat bread and i'm like yeah. gluten free wheat bread tinylittlegremlin: XD hatkirby: no actually imagine it, do you think that would work 🥺 hatkirby: i want to go to starbucks tomorrow tinylittlegremlin: nooo probably not 😔 hatkirby: :blobsob:
hatkirby: Well we’re doing kinnie karaoke on Halloween and you should teleport in for that! pallasvoid: :wheeze: pallasvoid: god I wish I could teleport in for that pallasvoid: but also I have a very beefy cold rn this bitch is so nutty tweaked hatkirby: Oh no azhdrake: Hmmm azhdrake: Ball.cure hatkirby: cum.hospital azhdrake: Just the one ball. Multiple balls.cure would be dangerous hatkirby: True hatkirby: There’s a reason they say “take one of these and call me in the morning” hatkirby: Why aren’t y’all’s calling me out. That’s not even the expression. It’s “take two of these” azhdrake: Doesn't it. Doesn't it depend on what the meds dosage is??? hatkirby: The canned expression tho hatkirby: Is take two pallasvoid: sorry I was work azhdrake: I didn't know there was one of those hatkirby: Void call me out hatkirby: I’m being evil azhdrake: I mean I can id you want hatkirby: Pls pallasvoid: .... I haven't heard that as a canned phrase pallasvoid: but I am familiar with "try this and come back in six weeks" pallasvoid: from personal experince azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: “Take two of these and call me in the morning” [hand you a pack of jawbreakers. Camera zooms out and you are at the only dentist in hell] azhdrake: Hell yeah I love jaw breakers! azhdrake: *skips into hell proper* hatkirby: Sorry did I forget to mention that they’re suppository jawbreakers azhdrake: Sorry I can't hear you I've already left and am eating this candy hatkirby: >:((((( azhdrake: :)))))) hatkirby: Ok I knew there was something wrong with this plan
azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing? azhdrake: I'm really funny actually hatkirby: You are hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head! gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it hatkirby: It’s SO good hatkirby: H and H all say hatkirby: Say hatkirby: I hate my phone hatkirby: I hate typing gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link? hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’ hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH hatkirby: hi gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166 hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655 azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds gasmasque: Impressive azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
azhdrake: Just realized the bit of my story I'm about to write can be described as "a blasphemous conversation about plumbing" which I appreciate hatkirby: every mario game azhdrake: o;fajoefjawf azhdrake: At least there's a plumber involved in those games. This is a blasphemous conversation about plumbing featuring absolutely no one who understands more about plumbing then I do without researching anything hatkirby: Hehe azhdrake: I'm having a good time writing hatkirby: i'm glad! that's a great feeling azhdrake: Things I will research for this conversation: The elephant's foot in Chernobyl hatkirby: Things I will not research for this conversation: Basic plumbing or water processing methods hatkirby: no this tracks hatkirby: you're researching the stuff that has more day-to-day applications azhdrake: Stuff that people will really notice if I get some random detail wrong hatkirby: i swear to god bees if you are even one micro-curie off on the amount of radiation dealt to that tumblr user's grandma in the chernobyl incident i will start holding B, ZR, and Down right now and gathjer energy and rage until i swee you in april and i will annihilate you will ever spell in my arsenal azhdrake: aflkjaoi;efjo;awjf
hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is pallasvoid: :wheeze: hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh pallasvoid: star pallasvoid: star you're gay hatkirby: I ammmmmm help hatkirby: It's so funny hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic hatkirby: XD hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender hatkirby: In general* hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER hatkirby: XD hatkirby: :blobhighfive:
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳