cymrin: I always am just like "ooooh red moon spooky scary" when I see it brought up in shuuenpro and I forget it's an actual phenomenon in real life hatkirby: real life is copying shuuenpro tbh cymrin: b-ko is copying d-ne tbh hatkirby: suzumu is copying other ppls work tbh cymrin: F
hatkirby: Like damn I hope the shadow of my own desire manifested as the image of the person whose esteem in which I've placed all of my self worth spoons me someday hatkirby: And I hope I cry about it toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: hatkirby: And then commit sodomy
exempt_medic: I am not getting over Natalie's energy exempt_medic: Somebody talked about being required to farm a lot of money in the very first area of the game and she just goes "if only a beautiful woman were making a new version that would solve that problem... 😔" hatkirby: Tdodydglx hatkirby: Classic newsoupvi: Is the beautiful woman Natalie newsoupvi: Or is she talking about someone else and trying to flirt with that person newsoupvi: both of which would be fantastic energy for different reasons hatkirby: Violet is like beautiful woman?? Where?? newsoupvi: SO TRUE exempt_medic: I don't think there are any other beautiful women working on DS3 3.0 newsoupvi: I mean DS3 was not mentioned and I didn't know where this was written :KEKW: But I could've worked that out newsoupvi: For the only other person, it's the correct adjective, but the wrong gender ;D newsoupvi: I have literally no idea what you look like lol idk what I'm saying hatkirby: So apparently only hot people can work on DS3? newsoupvi: Only heccin omega cuties work on Lingo Rando hatkirby: MURDERING YOU ldhdydgdkgx newsoupvi: :3 hatkirby: Oh wait did you not mean omega like omega exempt_medic: Hatkirby just then: "MURDERING YOU" *dies* newsoupvi: OH MY GOD newsoupvi: NO exempt_medic: AKSJDHAKLSDJHLA newsoupvi: LMAO hatkirby: HELP exempt_medic: "I'm a navy seal" "Oh is that a furry thing?" energy newsoupvi: THAT WAS A SELF REPORT IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE newsoupvi: LMFAO hatkirby: SGKZH hatkirby: Pure chaos in the mpreg chat this morning
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it] seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back
eka_caesium: Book swbookworm: Eka eka_caesium: Congratulations you have provoked the random act of violence for the day :herestarcomes: :blobnom: swbookworm: coming to realize that i skipped dinner earlier bc nausea + Nothing Sounds Appealing status effect n actually starting to get hungry now swbookworm: oh excellent timing :herehecomes~1: hatkirby: the cheese was tasty eka_caesium: :alcor_has_gun: swbookworm: i do love provoking random acts of violence tinylittlegremlin: noodles
hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
chillyarchitect: wait sweets was kirbys guest room :04_walcomebuck: sweetaplle: yeah lol sweetaplle: the star on the ceiling is also in ||the afterword|| sweetaplle: and kirbs has stated that they decided to put FORGE in there to force speedrunners to visit the room for mint pyramid 8bitavo: Fun fact: Kirby made the room so that MINT would be mandatory esoteric_merit: We all know that fun fact, eh? 😂 sweetaplle: It's a really fun fun fact 8bitavo: But what people don't know is WHY Kirby put the MINT puzzle 8bitavo: It's so that ||people would have to visit it in speedruns|| sweetaplle: really? never knew that sweetaplle: you know what i do know? the sweet was made so that ||people would have to go into it during a speedrun|| 8bitavo: Holy crap. I never knewed that ylumiccoon: hey guys did you know that speedruns were invented so that ||people had to visit the sweet|| 8bitavo: Lingo was invented so that ||the sweet room|| sweetaplle: fun fact: speedrun the ||the sweet|| invented so speedrun mint invent fact forge seattlemariners: the :OHOHOHOHOHO: ylumiccoon: fun fact: kirby abgkiwi: fact: fun kiribatiii: why is this spoilred
#739Up+0/-0DownSeptember 08 2024 at 11:16:41 pm EDT
ihnn: Rever you're not human rever: Yeah I'm French I know
#740Up+0/-0DownSeptember 10 2024 at 10:36:42 pm EDT
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
#741Up+0/-0DownSeptember 18 2024 at 09:34:15 pm EDT
revya: The aliens love me because I am so easily influenced I respond so well to the experiments and they compliment me on my violent tool use