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[7:14:32 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Oh noez! An unknown number just called me!
[7:16:38 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: O_O And they called me again....
[7:16:46 PM] Drifty: O_O
[7:16:49 PM] Drifty: DId you answr?
[7:19:00 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: No, I didn't
[7:19:02 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Scarrry
[7:19:08 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: i hope they dont call again
[7:23:26 PM] Drifty: Why don't you answer and see who it is?
[7:23:38 PM] Drifty: If they are weird, just pretend you don't speak English
[7:23:40 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Because then it could be scary person and I would die in 7 days? :P
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(12:36:57 AM) Starla: Is hould me probably sleep soon aseeing as I can't ceep my eyes oapn
(12:37:17 AM) Starla: Or not seeing, as the case may be
(12:37:29 AM) Tamasys: lolol
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(11:03:37 PM) Tamasys: sea jellies are creepy...
(11:03:54 PM) Starla: Jellyfish?
(11:04:03 PM) Tamasys: octopusses are creepy and amazing
(11:04:07 PM) Tamasys: no, sea jellies
(11:04:15 PM) Tamasys: they're not called jellyfish any more
(11:04:20 PM) Starla: WHAT
(11:04:25 PM) Tamasys: for the simple fact that they are in no way related to fish
(11:04:30 PM) Starla: WHAT
(11:04:40 PM) Starla: First starfish, now jellyfish?
(11:04:47 PM) ***Starla files many lawsuits
(11:04:54 PM) Tamasys: you mean sea star and sea jelly?
(11:05:17 PM) ***Starla stabs, jabs and steals money
(11:05:29 PM) Tamasys: lol
(11:05:38 PM) Starla: STARFISH
(11:06:55 PM) Tamasys: D:
(11:06:59 PM) Tamasys: but they aren't fish!
(11:07:03 PM) Starla: So?
(11:07:11 PM) Tamasys: so it's a silly name
(11:07:12 PM) Starla: I'm not a kirby
(11:07:17 PM) Starla: Turtledoves aren't turtles
(11:07:19 PM) Tamasys: it's like calling them a starcat!
(11:07:23 PM) Starla: And my computer isn't a floorboard
(11:07:32 PM) Tamasys: but they have the colour of a turtle
(11:07:33 PM) Tamasys: hence the name
(11:07:35 PM) Starla: Names are just words!
(11:07:42 PM) Tamasys: sea stars don't look like fish!
(11:07:55 PM) Starla: Don't judge a book by its name!
(11:08:10 PM) Tamasys: "how to kill people and die"
(11:08:13 PM) Tamasys: i wouldn't read that book
(11:08:17 PM) Starla: That sounds awesome
(11:08:23 PM) Starla: I would use it against "sea star" people
(11:08:39 PM) Tamasys: lol
(11:08:39 PM) Starla: maybe throw it at them
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(10:14:02 AM) Hatkirby: I may have scared everyone off
(10:14:05 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs a wall
(10:14:09 AM) Hatkirby: Fourie: stab something
(10:14:09 AM) Fourie: I'm stabbing Smiley.
(10:14:16 AM) Hatkirby: lolwtf
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(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme
(9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30
(9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count
(9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is
(9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then
(9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT!
(9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes!
(9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist
(9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55
(9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here!
(9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs
(9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself
(9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches
(9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock
(9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me
(9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings
(9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better?
(9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly
(9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid
(9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that
(9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed
(9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on
(9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet
(9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then.
(9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner.
(9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww
(9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard?
(9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking
(9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome
(9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome
(9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back
(9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail.
(9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way.
(9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble.
(9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short?
(9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short.
(9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird
(9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone
(9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again.
(9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate
(9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant
(9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow
(9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare
(9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d
(9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago.
(9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda.
(9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant
(9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming
(9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda
(9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors
(9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops.
(9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY?
(9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to
(9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD"
(9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling
(9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast.
(9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM.
(9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a**
(9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY"
(9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!!
(9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!!
(9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth?
(9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health.
(9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF.
(9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS.
(9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep
(9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions.
(9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal
(9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone.
(9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice
(9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill
(9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!!
(9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!!
(9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE!
(9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me
(9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
#498 Up +28/-31 Down
Drifty: it is so unreasonably cold here
Hatkirby: “WOW!” writes LeeAnne, “what a difference they have made in my life. No longer do I quake with fear at the slightest stressor. I am able to stride forward in my life with confidence…the kind of confidence that only a set of hairless, tumor-riddled testicles can give you.”
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: *lols*
Hatkirby: I'm reading an article about funny Amazon reviews
Hatkirby: apparently someone wrote that as a review for some male testicular cancer model or something like that
Drifty: who sells those things
Drifty: http://www.amazon.com/Male-Testicular-Exam-Model-Anatomy/dp/B0006TYJV6/ref=cm_rdp_product
Drifty: oh great god
Hatkirby: "Is this something that happen"
Hatkirby: oh god picture
Drifty: Look at the reviews!
Drifty: "it acts as a makeshift stress ball!"
Drifty: in the grocery store
Hatkirby: "It's a Bag Fulla Fun!"
Hatkirby: oh god at the grocery store
Drifty: "What is that you have ma am?"
Hatkirby: "IMMA LITTLE STRESSED—LET'S PULL OUT THOSE BALLS!"
Drifty: "A testicle teaching model with tumours!"
Drifty: "It's my personal teddy bear"
Hatkirby: "What is that you have, ma'am?" "They're my testicles!"
Drifty: "wtf go away this grocery is for sane people"
Drifty: Yes!
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: "Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well. "
Hatkirby: "A must have for the avid teabagger!"
Hatkirby: oh god lol: "I'm trying them out for TSA, too!"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: lololol
Hatkirby: "I'm a chick, but I purchased a pair of these for my next trip. When I refuse the cancer-causing body scanner I just know they'll want to frisk me, so I figured I'd give them something extra to grab. Oh I can't wait to see the look on the face of 67-IQ agent when she snatches onto to these babies!"
Hatkirby: This is hilarious
Drifty: I bet half of these are trolls
Hatkirby: how can this be something that is sold
Drifty: but oh god these are hilarious
Drifty: what is this i don't even
Hatkirby: omg lolpun: "It goes without saying that my male exam model has come in handy for so many things, but when a friend of mine told me about how he used his as a pouch for his teabags, my world was officially rocked. There's nothing like doing your own teabagging at home, especially side-by-side with a fellow enthusiast. The model makes for perfect teabags -- ample, hefty and oh the aroma! There's nothing like the slap, slap, slappy sound I make as I dip my exam model teabags -- It's my cup of tea!"
Drifty: "Who doesn't love playing with scrotum? I know I do!"
Hatkirby: "Now I can take a break from squeezing my own scrotum constantly and give the little bugger a breather."
Hatkirby: dear god they're $147.44
Hatkirby: For a pair of TESTICLES with TUMORS?
Drifty: I would think there are better models out there without the tumours
Drifty: but still O.O
Hatkirby: omg wtf are we talking about
Drifty: WHAT
Drifty: "Was excited to get mine in the mail. Unfortunately a mistake was made and I received the female version instead. Needless to say, I was shocked and uncomfortable. "
Hatkirby: lololol one of the tags is "scientology"
Hatkirby: LOLWHAT female version?
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: It's also tagged "uranium ore"
Hatkirby: This is totally scientology!
Drifty: "I will keep it in my purse for emergencies"
Hatkirby: "badger sun screen spf 30"
Drifty: what emergencies
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: Testicular emergencies!
Hatkirby: "OH NO! FIRE! BREAK OUT THE TESTIES!"
Hatkirby: *throws balls at fire*
Drifty: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED! BALLS!"
Hatkirby: "THAT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM!"
Drifty: "NOW THE FIRES ARE HUNGRY!"
Hatkirby: O_o one of the tags is "pacifier"
Drifty: O_O_O_O_O_OO
Hatkirby: SCARRED BABBY
Hatkirby: lolol another tag is "dog treat"
Hatkirby: "Here boy, want some balls?"
Hatkirby: "RES REESE!"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: a tag is 'male ego' lololol
Drifty: wait
Drifty: inafant developement?!
Drifty: mini squirrel underpants?!
Hatkirby: "harry potter"!??!!?!?!?
Drifty: "fresh whole rabbit"?!!
Drifty: I need to sit down... but I'm already sitting down!
Hatkirby: "fashion accessory"
Hatkirby: "I just got my new nuts! How fashionable!"
Hatkirby: "I'M PARIS HILTON AND I HAVE NUTS. BUY NOW!"
Drifty: oh dear
Drifty: Oh god, "uranium ore" - it emits radiation RUUUN
Hatkirby: RADIOACTIVE TESTICLES
Hatkirby: "scientology" ftw
Drifty: YES, CLEARLY A THING I NEED IN MY LIFe
Drifty: o dont you know
Hatkirby: "My new testicles tried to convert me to scientology!"
Drifty: They worship testicles!
Hatkirby: "OH GREAT TESTICLES, SHOW US HOW TO SUCK MORE IN OUR EVERY DAY LIVES"
Drifty: lololololoololololooolol
Hatkirby: this was a hilarious find
Drifty: the cat is looking at me funny
Hatkirby: He knows you're looking at balls!
Drifty: one of the treasures of the internet
Drifty: he likes balls
Drifty: he doesn't have any of his own
Hatkirby: Awww, poor Pumpkin
Drifty: :P
Drifty: in both ways
Hatkirby: "WUZZAT? BALLS? MEOWMEOWMEOW?"
Drifty: He sat on me earlier
Hatkirby: oh god nyan.cat with balls: "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS"
Drifty: I just lay down and was just about to get up when "MEOW"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: DOUBLE TESTICLES ALL THE WAY
Hatkirby: popped in there somehow
Drifty: why are we talking about this
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Lan: Hi Erin!
Lan: What brings you to this part of town?
Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T
tedgarb: sorry
tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips
Lan: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: me and Erin
Lan: why did eridanbot say anything?
tedgarb: iunno
murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked
tedgarb: we are who we are
murgatroid99: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: oh god
tedgarb: this bot
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Actias: *listening to Pictures of You*
Actias: ...
Actias: Pictures of you
hatkirby: is listening to: Don't Stop the Music
hatkirby: At 1.5 times the speed!
hatkirby: You have 900 posts!
Actias: Yay.
hatkirby: I have 1111 posts!
Actias: Oh my god.
hatkirby: You are getting close to 1000!
Actias: Hmmm...
hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending
hatkirby: At 1.4 times the speed!
hatkirby: Oops@ POOP!
hatkirby: I meant 1.5!
hatkirby: Why am I typing everything wrong today?
Actias: Ritgh
hatkirby: Funny
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(04:21:37 PM) Hatkirby: Wait... it did work!
(04:21:41 PM) Hatkirby: Hey, that's weird.
(04:21:42 PM) Hatkirby: OK
(04:21:48 PM) Hatkirby: HOW DO YOU DO THAT??????????/
(04:21:56 PM) Pyro: magic
(04:22:02 PM) Hatkirby: .....poop
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(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor
(05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard
(05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key
(05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird......
(05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool
(05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard
(05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like
(05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!"
(05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!"
(05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha
(05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!"
(05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!'
(05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!"
(05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key!
(05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!"
(05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe
(05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right?
(05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.