swbookworm: hey do u want a distraction??? swbookworm: my mom pulled this carrot(s) out of her garden n sent the pic to me tinylittlegremlin: they r hugging swbookworm: and my biology focused ass immediately thought *holy shit its a chromosome* hatkirby: wow that Is a chromosome swbookworm: right!!! hatkirby: *steps on it fully* swbookworm: ksdljalkjfdfs toothpastecanyon: Cnnckfkfckck toothpastecanyon: Noooo star swbookworm: nooooooo hatkirby: I Am Freeing You From Karyotyping toothpastecanyon: But I Like typing :blobcry: swbookworm: ....carrototyping toothpastecanyon: Yes hatkirby: ok that's really good you eviscerated me toothpastecanyon: Yes I love you swbookworm: skjfdnladsfjs hatkirby: i'll grant you one wish for that feat swbookworm: omg
hatkirby: Which of these words describes me hmm... Luminous. cymrin: I knew you were going to say luminous. hatkirby: You did? Why? ickyickyicky: Because you are! hatkirby: Aww! I can be measured with the candela! ickyickyicky: Wow, let's go break it out right now! hatkirby: N- No- it's a unit!
hatkirby: おはようございます hatkirby: WAIT THE POKEMON DAY LIVE STREAM IS IN 14 MINUTES toothpastecanyon: Go star !! hatkirby: Out of bed!!!!!!! azhdrake: Getting up speedrun! toothpastecanyon: You're on WR pacr azhdrake: Brain definitely autocompleted that to "WR packer" hatkirby: my bulge is so beautiful it's winning awards azhdrake: 🥹 pallasvoid: awa-- I see we're having one of *those* mornings azhdrake: Welcome to the waking world, Void. Have a dick joke hatkirby: my dick is not a joke!! pallasvoid: your dick is a very serious matter yes
azhdrake: I'm updating some web code this looks good right? azhdrake: [picture that does not look good] hatkirby: hummmmm toothpastecanyon: [no coding knowledge] yeah that looks great :blobaww: hatkirby: this just requires eye knowledge toothpastecanyon: [not an opthamologist] yeah that looks great :blobaww:
toothpastecanyon: tobi... toothpastecanyon: you gotta rename him something L wheatcake: TOBIII swbookworm: he is Locked In toothpastecanyon: Le Tobi norwegianjae: LOBI wheatcake: Ltobi toothpastecanyon: we all came up with something equally insane I love us
hatkirby: quick what's the elemental abbreviation for my ass azhdrake: hot toothpastecanyon: Arsenic :sunglarp: hatkirby: FUCK!!!! azhdrake: ;ofja;woefiw hatkirby: ok that's a good one
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!