#247 Up +30/-32 Down
Drifty: No, it's the CHEESE BLOCK EQUATION, not the CHEESE EQUATION
Girl Without Slipper: Yes, it is the CHEESE BLOCK EQUATION
#249 Up +25/-27 Down
Student 1: I scraped two layers of skin off this finger, and three off this one.
Tamasys: OMG, how?
Student 1: I was trying to fix a draw at work [KFC] last night, and I caught my fingers.
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LATER THAT DAY:
Tamasys: *gets overexcited and spits everywhere*
Tamasys: Oops, sorry!
Student 1: OMG SWINE FLU!!! *joking*
Student 1: I will have to disinfect my hands!
Student 1: *pulls out bottle of Dettol stuff*
Student 1: *rubs it on hands, including cuts*
Student 1: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamasys: LOL!
#319 Up +18/-20 Down
Timbo: I AM THE QUEEN!
Starla: NO IM THE QUEEN
* Starla eats Timbo
Timbo: I KEPT SAYING 'I'M THE QUEEN'
Starla: No wait, you can be the Queen
Starla: I get to be the princess :)
Timbo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Timbo: THAT MEANS YOUR MY DAUGHTER
Timbo: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Starla: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Timbo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Timbo: I AM NOT THE QUEEN
Timbo: I AM CARDCAPTOR SAKURA
* Starla runs, screaming, into the lollipop desert
#330 Up +20/-22 Down
Tamasys: /ma has updated
Tamasys: *me
Tamasys: lololol
Ozzyfrog: xD
#420 Up +17/-19 Down
(05:27:10 PM) Drifty: D: My cat burst into the toilet earlier
(05:27:12 PM) Drifty: Bad kitty
(05:27:16 PM) Starla: lolwhut?
(05:27:27 PM) Drifty: When I was in it
(05:27:31 PM) Starla: O_O
(05:27:34 PM) Starla: Pervecat!
(05:27:46 PM) Drifty: And he keeps sleeping on me recently
(05:27:48 PM) Starla: Pervécat! Pervécat! Does whatever a pervécat does!
(05:27:55 PM) Drifty: Lolololololololololol
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Drifty: What does that ammeter say?
Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places!
Drifty: What?
Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently!
Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you.
Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff]
Drifty: ...

If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!

Pyro: WTF?!
#470 Up +26/-28 Down
Smiley: for some reason windows feels the need to install the driver for my iPod even though it was fine with it before
Старла Эппрет: lol
Старла Эппрет: Windows likes its drivers
Старла Эппрет: It likes to golf
Старла Эппрет: Windows may or may not be a lesbian
Старла Эппрет: Sorry, too much Family Guy
Smiley: i have no idea what you're talking about
Старла Эппрет: It's probably best for you that you don't
#475 Up +26/-28 Down
Старла Эппрет: My brain is exploding somewhat after reading http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/
TimTam: ooh I read that the other day
TimTam: :D
Старла Эппрет: :P
Старла Эппрет: AAAH MY HANDS ARE DOING STUFF :P
TimTam: hahahahahaha
TimTam: that sounds so suss
Старла Эппрет: o_o
Старла Эппрет: NOT THAT KIND OF STUFF
Старла Эппрет: :P
TimTam: suuuuure ;)
Старла Эппрет: lololol
TimTam: /inappropriate
Старла Эппрет: Please, not inappropriate ENOUGH! /jk
#2 Up +42/-45 Down
Mario333: You bet your waffles, I like you just the way you are!
#3 Up +34/-37 Down
Pyro: You do know that from a stereotypical view this is extremely unlikely.