(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme (9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30 (9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count (9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is (9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then (9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT! (9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes! (9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist (9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55 (9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here! (9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs (9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself (9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches (9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock (9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me (9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings (9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better? (9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly (9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid (9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that (9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed (9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on (9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet (9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then. (9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner. (9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww (9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard? (9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking (9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome (9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome (9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back (9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail. (9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way. (9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble. (9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short? (9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short. (9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird (9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone (9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again. (9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate (9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant (9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow (9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare (9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d (9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago. (9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda. (9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant (9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming (9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda (9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors (9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops. (9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY? (9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to (9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD" (9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling (9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast. (9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM. (9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a** (9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY" (9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!! (9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!! (9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth? (9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health. (9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF. (9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS. (9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep (9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions. (9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal (9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone. (9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice (9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill (9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!! (9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!! (9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE! (9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me (9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
Drifty: it is so unreasonably cold here Hatkirby: “WOW!” writes LeeAnne, “what a difference they have made in my life. No longer do I quake with fear at the slightest stressor. I am able to stride forward in my life with confidence…the kind of confidence that only a set of hairless, tumor-riddled testicles can give you.” Drifty: what Hatkirby: *lols* Hatkirby: I'm reading an article about funny Amazon reviews Hatkirby: apparently someone wrote that as a review for some male testicular cancer model or something like that Drifty: who sells those things Drifty: http://www.amazon.com/Male-Testicular-Exam-Model-Anatomy/dp/B0006TYJV6/ref=cm_rdp_product Drifty: oh great god Hatkirby: "Is this something that happen" Hatkirby: oh god picture Drifty: Look at the reviews! Drifty: "it acts as a makeshift stress ball!" Drifty: in the grocery store Hatkirby: "It's a Bag Fulla Fun!" Hatkirby: oh god at the grocery store Drifty: "What is that you have ma am?" Hatkirby: "IMMA LITTLE STRESSED—LET'S PULL OUT THOSE BALLS!" Drifty: "A testicle teaching model with tumours!" Drifty: "It's my personal teddy bear" Hatkirby: "What is that you have, ma'am?" "They're my testicles!" Drifty: "wtf go away this grocery is for sane people" Drifty: Yes! Drifty: oh god Drifty: "Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well. " Hatkirby: "A must have for the avid teabagger!" Hatkirby: oh god lol: "I'm trying them out for TSA, too!" Drifty: oh god Drifty: lololol Hatkirby: "I'm a chick, but I purchased a pair of these for my next trip. When I refuse the cancer-causing body scanner I just know they'll want to frisk me, so I figured I'd give them something extra to grab. Oh I can't wait to see the look on the face of 67-IQ agent when she snatches onto to these babies!" Hatkirby: This is hilarious Drifty: I bet half of these are trolls Hatkirby: how can this be something that is sold Drifty: but oh god these are hilarious Drifty: what is this i don't even Hatkirby: omg lolpun: "It goes without saying that my male exam model has come in handy for so many things, but when a friend of mine told me about how he used his as a pouch for his teabags, my world was officially rocked. There's nothing like doing your own teabagging at home, especially side-by-side with a fellow enthusiast. The model makes for perfect teabags -- ample, hefty and oh the aroma! There's nothing like the slap, slap, slappy sound I make as I dip my exam model teabags -- It's my cup of tea!" Drifty: "Who doesn't love playing with scrotum? I know I do!" Hatkirby: "Now I can take a break from squeezing my own scrotum constantly and give the little bugger a breather." Hatkirby: dear god they're $147.44 Hatkirby: For a pair of TESTICLES with TUMORS? Drifty: I would think there are better models out there without the tumours Drifty: but still O.O Hatkirby: omg wtf are we talking about Drifty: WHAT Drifty: "Was excited to get mine in the mail. Unfortunately a mistake was made and I received the female version instead. Needless to say, I was shocked and uncomfortable. " Hatkirby: lololol one of the tags is "scientology" Hatkirby: LOLWHAT female version? Drifty: what Hatkirby: It's also tagged "uranium ore" Hatkirby: This is totally scientology! Drifty: "I will keep it in my purse for emergencies" Hatkirby: "badger sun screen spf 30" Drifty: what emergencies Drifty: what Hatkirby: Testicular emergencies! Hatkirby: "OH NO! FIRE! BREAK OUT THE TESTIES!" Hatkirby: *throws balls at fire* Drifty: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED! BALLS!" Hatkirby: "THAT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM!" Drifty: "NOW THE FIRES ARE HUNGRY!" Hatkirby: O_o one of the tags is "pacifier" Drifty: O_O_O_O_O_OO Hatkirby: SCARRED BABBY Hatkirby: lolol another tag is "dog treat" Hatkirby: "Here boy, want some balls?" Hatkirby: "RES REESE!" Drifty: oh god Drifty: a tag is 'male ego' lololol Drifty: wait Drifty: inafant developement?! Drifty: mini squirrel underpants?! Hatkirby: "harry potter"!??!!?!?!? Drifty: "fresh whole rabbit"?!! Drifty: I need to sit down... but I'm already sitting down! Hatkirby: "fashion accessory" Hatkirby: "I just got my new nuts! How fashionable!" Hatkirby: "I'M PARIS HILTON AND I HAVE NUTS. BUY NOW!" Drifty: oh dear Drifty: Oh god, "uranium ore" - it emits radiation RUUUN Hatkirby: RADIOACTIVE TESTICLES Hatkirby: "scientology" ftw Drifty: YES, CLEARLY A THING I NEED IN MY LIFe Drifty: o dont you know Hatkirby: "My new testicles tried to convert me to scientology!" Drifty: They worship testicles! Hatkirby: "OH GREAT TESTICLES, SHOW US HOW TO SUCK MORE IN OUR EVERY DAY LIVES" Drifty: lololololoololololooolol Hatkirby: this was a hilarious find Drifty: the cat is looking at me funny Hatkirby: He knows you're looking at balls! Drifty: one of the treasures of the internet Drifty: he likes balls Drifty: he doesn't have any of his own Hatkirby: Awww, poor Pumpkin Drifty: :P Drifty: in both ways Hatkirby: "WUZZAT? BALLS? MEOWMEOWMEOW?" Drifty: He sat on me earlier Hatkirby: oh god nyan.cat with balls: "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" Drifty: I just lay down and was just about to get up when "MEOW" Drifty: oh god Drifty: DOUBLE TESTICLES ALL THE WAY Hatkirby: popped in there somehow Drifty: why are we talking about this
Lan: Hi Erin! Lan: What brings you to this part of town? Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T tedgarb: sorry tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips Lan: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: me and Erin Lan: why did eridanbot say anything? tedgarb: iunno murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked tedgarb: we are who we are murgatroid99: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: oh god tedgarb: this bot
Actias: *listening to Pictures of You* Actias: ... Actias: Pictures of you hatkirby: is listening to: Don't Stop the Music hatkirby: At 1.5 times the speed! hatkirby: You have 900 posts! Actias: Yay. hatkirby: I have 1111 posts! Actias: Oh my god. hatkirby: You are getting close to 1000! Actias: Hmmm... hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending hatkirby: At 1.4 times the speed! hatkirby: Oops@ POOP! hatkirby: I meant 1.5! hatkirby: Why am I typing everything wrong today? Actias: Ritgh hatkirby: Funny
(04:21:37 PM) Hatkirby: Wait... it did work! (04:21:41 PM) Hatkirby: Hey, that's weird. (04:21:42 PM) Hatkirby: OK (04:21:48 PM) Hatkirby: HOW DO YOU DO THAT??????????/ (04:21:56 PM) Pyro: magic (04:22:02 PM) Hatkirby: .....poop
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor (05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard (05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key (05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird...... (05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool (05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard (05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like (05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!" (05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!" (05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha (05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!" (05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!' (05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!" (05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key! (05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe (05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right? (05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
Gryphic: so, Hatkirby Gryphic: any last thoughts about INSPIRE? Hatkirby: I HATE IT Gryphic: Have I described all the trapezes? Gryphic: The first one Gryphic: is three in one Gryphic: One large one Gryphic: with four ropes seperating the seat into three Gryphic: and two people go on Gryphic: AT THE SAME TIME Gryphic: and you stand there Gryphic: and jump Gryphic: and tuck your feet onto the seat Gryphic: and hang on Gryphic: and then you hang UPSIDE DOWN Gryphic: and you then sit up Gryphic: and it's terrifying Gryphic: and the teacher asks if you want t stand up Gryphic: if you do Gryphic: and then the teacher may spin the trapeze slowly Gryphic: Second one Gryphic: a normal trapeze Gryphic: then Gryphic: there must be more Gryphic: but I was away for two weeks Gryphic: and then Gryphic: it's a rope Hatkirby: k, I'm back Gryphic: THE CLOUDSWING Hatkirby: said anything interesting? Gryphic: attached to the ceiling on both sides Gryphic: and then Gryphic: You have to get up Gryphic: on it Hatkirby: POST Gryphic: LOOK UP THERE Gryphic: and tell me what you thiiink? Hatkirby: Just kidding Hatkirby: I actually saw all of that Hatkirby: I didn't leave Hatkirby: That's why I never said brb Gryphic: O RLY? Gryphic: :P Gryphic: I thought you were Hatkirby: YA RLY Gryphic: So Hatkirby: LOG IN Gryphic: what you think? Gryphic: It's all true Gryphic: You'll see Hatkirby: I want to puke on Mr Kennedy Hatkirby: Then I'll clone him Hatkirby: And kill all of the clones Hatkirby: And tear him to pieces Hatkirby: AND STOMP ONTHEM! Gryphic: :P Gryphic: But Mr. Kennedy Gryphic: ain't teaching Gryphic: there's a woman Gryphic: and a man Hatkirby: He's the PE teacher though Hatkirby: It's all his idea Hatkirby: ALL HIS IDEA Gryphic: :P
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[June 8th] Smiley: Why do macs have to exist? [September 2nd] Hatkirby: I see no one's been able to find an answer to that question. (OH YES, YOU'VE BEEN PWNED APPLE! HAHAHAHH!H!HAHAH!HHAH@HQQ!HAH!H!HAAH)