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(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme
(9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30
(9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count
(9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is
(9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then
(9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT!
(9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes!
(9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist
(9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55
(9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here!
(9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs
(9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself
(9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches
(9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock
(9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me
(9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings
(9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better?
(9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly
(9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid
(9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that
(9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed
(9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on
(9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet
(9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then.
(9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner.
(9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww
(9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard?
(9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking
(9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome
(9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome
(9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back
(9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail.
(9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way.
(9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble.
(9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short?
(9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short.
(9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird
(9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone
(9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again.
(9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate
(9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant
(9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow
(9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare
(9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d
(9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago.
(9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda.
(9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant
(9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming
(9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda
(9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors
(9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops.
(9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY?
(9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to
(9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD"
(9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling
(9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast.
(9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM.
(9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a**
(9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY"
(9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!!
(9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!!
(9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth?
(9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health.
(9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF.
(9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS.
(9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep
(9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions.
(9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal
(9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone.
(9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice
(9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill
(9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!!
(9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!!
(9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE!
(9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me
(9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
#498 Up +28/-31 Down
Drifty: it is so unreasonably cold here
Hatkirby: “WOW!” writes LeeAnne, “what a difference they have made in my life. No longer do I quake with fear at the slightest stressor. I am able to stride forward in my life with confidence…the kind of confidence that only a set of hairless, tumor-riddled testicles can give you.”
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: *lols*
Hatkirby: I'm reading an article about funny Amazon reviews
Hatkirby: apparently someone wrote that as a review for some male testicular cancer model or something like that
Drifty: who sells those things
Drifty: http://www.amazon.com/Male-Testicular-Exam-Model-Anatomy/dp/B0006TYJV6/ref=cm_rdp_product
Drifty: oh great god
Hatkirby: "Is this something that happen"
Hatkirby: oh god picture
Drifty: Look at the reviews!
Drifty: "it acts as a makeshift stress ball!"
Drifty: in the grocery store
Hatkirby: "It's a Bag Fulla Fun!"
Hatkirby: oh god at the grocery store
Drifty: "What is that you have ma am?"
Hatkirby: "IMMA LITTLE STRESSED—LET'S PULL OUT THOSE BALLS!"
Drifty: "A testicle teaching model with tumours!"
Drifty: "It's my personal teddy bear"
Hatkirby: "What is that you have, ma'am?" "They're my testicles!"
Drifty: "wtf go away this grocery is for sane people"
Drifty: Yes!
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: "Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well. "
Hatkirby: "A must have for the avid teabagger!"
Hatkirby: oh god lol: "I'm trying them out for TSA, too!"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: lololol
Hatkirby: "I'm a chick, but I purchased a pair of these for my next trip. When I refuse the cancer-causing body scanner I just know they'll want to frisk me, so I figured I'd give them something extra to grab. Oh I can't wait to see the look on the face of 67-IQ agent when she snatches onto to these babies!"
Hatkirby: This is hilarious
Drifty: I bet half of these are trolls
Hatkirby: how can this be something that is sold
Drifty: but oh god these are hilarious
Drifty: what is this i don't even
Hatkirby: omg lolpun: "It goes without saying that my male exam model has come in handy for so many things, but when a friend of mine told me about how he used his as a pouch for his teabags, my world was officially rocked. There's nothing like doing your own teabagging at home, especially side-by-side with a fellow enthusiast. The model makes for perfect teabags -- ample, hefty and oh the aroma! There's nothing like the slap, slap, slappy sound I make as I dip my exam model teabags -- It's my cup of tea!"
Drifty: "Who doesn't love playing with scrotum? I know I do!"
Hatkirby: "Now I can take a break from squeezing my own scrotum constantly and give the little bugger a breather."
Hatkirby: dear god they're $147.44
Hatkirby: For a pair of TESTICLES with TUMORS?
Drifty: I would think there are better models out there without the tumours
Drifty: but still O.O
Hatkirby: omg wtf are we talking about
Drifty: WHAT
Drifty: "Was excited to get mine in the mail. Unfortunately a mistake was made and I received the female version instead. Needless to say, I was shocked and uncomfortable. "
Hatkirby: lololol one of the tags is "scientology"
Hatkirby: LOLWHAT female version?
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: It's also tagged "uranium ore"
Hatkirby: This is totally scientology!
Drifty: "I will keep it in my purse for emergencies"
Hatkirby: "badger sun screen spf 30"
Drifty: what emergencies
Drifty: what
Hatkirby: Testicular emergencies!
Hatkirby: "OH NO! FIRE! BREAK OUT THE TESTIES!"
Hatkirby: *throws balls at fire*
Drifty: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED! BALLS!"
Hatkirby: "THAT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM!"
Drifty: "NOW THE FIRES ARE HUNGRY!"
Hatkirby: O_o one of the tags is "pacifier"
Drifty: O_O_O_O_O_OO
Hatkirby: SCARRED BABBY
Hatkirby: lolol another tag is "dog treat"
Hatkirby: "Here boy, want some balls?"
Hatkirby: "RES REESE!"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: a tag is 'male ego' lololol
Drifty: wait
Drifty: inafant developement?!
Drifty: mini squirrel underpants?!
Hatkirby: "harry potter"!??!!?!?!?
Drifty: "fresh whole rabbit"?!!
Drifty: I need to sit down... but I'm already sitting down!
Hatkirby: "fashion accessory"
Hatkirby: "I just got my new nuts! How fashionable!"
Hatkirby: "I'M PARIS HILTON AND I HAVE NUTS. BUY NOW!"
Drifty: oh dear
Drifty: Oh god, "uranium ore" - it emits radiation RUUUN
Hatkirby: RADIOACTIVE TESTICLES
Hatkirby: "scientology" ftw
Drifty: YES, CLEARLY A THING I NEED IN MY LIFe
Drifty: o dont you know
Hatkirby: "My new testicles tried to convert me to scientology!"
Drifty: They worship testicles!
Hatkirby: "OH GREAT TESTICLES, SHOW US HOW TO SUCK MORE IN OUR EVERY DAY LIVES"
Drifty: lololololoololololooolol
Hatkirby: this was a hilarious find
Drifty: the cat is looking at me funny
Hatkirby: He knows you're looking at balls!
Drifty: one of the treasures of the internet
Drifty: he likes balls
Drifty: he doesn't have any of his own
Hatkirby: Awww, poor Pumpkin
Drifty: :P
Drifty: in both ways
Hatkirby: "WUZZAT? BALLS? MEOWMEOWMEOW?"
Drifty: He sat on me earlier
Hatkirby: oh god nyan.cat with balls: "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS"
Drifty: I just lay down and was just about to get up when "MEOW"
Drifty: oh god
Drifty: DOUBLE TESTICLES ALL THE WAY
Hatkirby: popped in there somehow
Drifty: why are we talking about this
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Lan: Hi Erin!
Lan: What brings you to this part of town?
Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T
tedgarb: sorry
tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips
Lan: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: me and Erin
Lan: why did eridanbot say anything?
tedgarb: iunno
murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked
tedgarb: we are who we are
murgatroid99: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: oh god
tedgarb: this bot
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Actias: *listening to Pictures of You*
Actias: ...
Actias: Pictures of you
hatkirby: is listening to: Don't Stop the Music
hatkirby: At 1.5 times the speed!
hatkirby: You have 900 posts!
Actias: Yay.
hatkirby: I have 1111 posts!
Actias: Oh my god.
hatkirby: You are getting close to 1000!
Actias: Hmmm...
hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending
hatkirby: At 1.4 times the speed!
hatkirby: Oops@ POOP!
hatkirby: I meant 1.5!
hatkirby: Why am I typing everything wrong today?
Actias: Ritgh
hatkirby: Funny
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(04:21:37 PM) Hatkirby: Wait... it did work!
(04:21:41 PM) Hatkirby: Hey, that's weird.
(04:21:42 PM) Hatkirby: OK
(04:21:48 PM) Hatkirby: HOW DO YOU DO THAT??????????/
(04:21:56 PM) Pyro: magic
(04:22:02 PM) Hatkirby: .....poop
#70 Up +27/-31 Down
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor
(05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard
(05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key
(05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird......
(05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool
(05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard
(05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like
(05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!"
(05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!"
(05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha
(05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!"
(05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!'
(05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!"
(05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key!
(05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!"
(05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe
(05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right?
(05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
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Gryphic: so, Hatkirby
Gryphic: any last thoughts about INSPIRE?
Hatkirby: I HATE IT
Gryphic: Have I described all the trapezes?
Gryphic: The first one
Gryphic: is three in one
Gryphic: One large one
Gryphic: with four ropes seperating the seat into three
Gryphic: and two people go on
Gryphic: AT THE SAME TIME
Gryphic: and you stand there
Gryphic: and jump
Gryphic: and tuck your feet onto the seat
Gryphic: and hang on
Gryphic: and then you hang UPSIDE DOWN
Gryphic: and you then sit up
Gryphic: and it's terrifying
Gryphic: and the teacher asks if you want t stand up
Gryphic: if you do
Gryphic: and then the teacher may spin the trapeze slowly
Gryphic: Second one
Gryphic: a normal trapeze
Gryphic: then
Gryphic: there must be more
Gryphic: but I was away for two weeks
Gryphic: and then
Gryphic: it's a rope
Hatkirby: k, I'm back
Gryphic: THE CLOUDSWING
Hatkirby: said anything interesting?
Gryphic: attached to the ceiling on both sides
Gryphic: and then
Gryphic: You have to get up
Gryphic: on it
Hatkirby: POST
Gryphic: LOOK UP THERE
Gryphic: and tell me what you thiiink?
Hatkirby: Just kidding
Hatkirby: I actually saw all of that
Hatkirby: I didn't leave
Hatkirby: That's why I never said brb
Gryphic: O RLY?
Gryphic: :P
Gryphic: I thought you were
Hatkirby: YA RLY
Gryphic: So
Hatkirby: LOG IN
Gryphic: what you think?
Gryphic: It's all true
Gryphic: You'll see
Hatkirby: I want to puke on Mr Kennedy
Hatkirby: Then I'll clone him
Hatkirby: And kill all of the clones
Hatkirby: And tear him to pieces
Hatkirby: AND STOMP ONTHEM!
Gryphic: :P
Gryphic: But Mr. Kennedy
Gryphic: ain't teaching
Gryphic: there's a woman
Gryphic: and a man
Hatkirby: He's the PE teacher though
Hatkirby: It's all his idea
Hatkirby: ALL HIS IDEA
Gryphic: :P
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(05:53:22 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:53:35 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:53:41 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:53:48 PM) Hatkirby: byrr
(05:53:52 PM) Hatkirby: i meant byee
(05:53:56 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:54:05 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:54:15 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:54:20 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:54:26 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:54:28 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:54:39 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:54:39 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:54:43 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:54:44 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:55:00 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:55:02 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:55:06 PM) Hatkirby: AND it goes on forever!
(05:55:12 PM) Pyro: yep
(05:55:30 PM) Pyro: i like this going on 4ever its fun
(05:55:33 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:55:51 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:55:53 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:55:56 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:12 PM) Pyro: this is going 2 take 4 ever
(05:56:14 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:22 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:27 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:30 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:30 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:33 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:34 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:36 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:37 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:39 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:40 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:44 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:48 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:49 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:51 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:52 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:54 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:54 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:55 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:56 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:57 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:58 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:56:59 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:56:59 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:57:01 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:57:01 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:57:06 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:57:13 PM) Hatkirby: This is going to become a quote
(05:57:16 PM) Hatkirby: IT IS INEVITABLE
(05:57:22 PM) Pyro: hahahehe
(05:57:23 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:57:24 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:57:28 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:57:29 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:57:33 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:57:34 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:57:36 PM) Pyro: cys
(05:57:39 PM) Hatkirby: ONO!
(05:57:42 PM) Hatkirby: YOU MESSED IT!
(05:57:44 PM) ***Hatkirby explodes
(05:57:49 PM) Pyro: soz
(05:57:55 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:06 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:09 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:20 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:22 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:29 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:30 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:33 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:34 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:41 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:42 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:44 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:44 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:46 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:47 PM) ***Hatkirby tries to say byee but fails because is dead
(05:58:48 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:52 PM) ***Hatkirby gets reincarnated
(05:58:55 PM) Hatkirby: Hello peoples!
(05:58:55 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:58:56 PM) Hatkirby: I'm back!
(05:59:01 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:06 PM) Hatkirby: ..........
(05:59:08 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:16 PM) Hatkirby: Are you a broken record?
(05:59:20 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:28 PM) Hatkirby: Yep, she's a broken record
(05:59:31 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:34 PM) Hatkirby: ....................
(05:59:36 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:46 PM) Hatkirby: Can you say anything other than "k random"?
(05:59:50 PM) Pyro: k random
(05:59:51 PM) Hatkirby: .........
(05:59:53 PM) Hatkirby: HHAHAHAHAHHA
(05:59:56 PM) Pyro: k random
#127 Up +22/-26 Down
(08:13:32 AM) Hatkirby: im back from breastfast!
(08:13:35 AM) Hatkirby: OMG
(08:13:39 AM) Hatkirby: ZOMG I MEANT BREAKFAST!
#131 Up +22/-26 Down
[June 8th] Smiley: Why do macs have to exist?
[September 2nd] Hatkirby: I see no one's been able to find an answer to that question. (OH YES, YOU'VE BEEN PWNED APPLE! HAHAHAHH!H!HAHAH!HHAH@HQQ!HAH!H!HAAH)