You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you (09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did (09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production (09:47:23 AM) Starla: ? (09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in? (09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?! (09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :) (09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol (09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!! (09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating... (09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then! (09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before (09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow (09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before... (09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you (09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P (09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :) (09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:54:50 PM) Drifty: Yay things (08:56:15 PM) Starla: Yay (08:56:18 PM) Starla: So (08:56:25 PM) Starla: I was just forced to watch a horrible reality show (08:56:29 PM) Starla: And now I need to sue them (08:57:01 PM) Drifty: What show (08:57:15 PM) Starla: Something like "Betheney's Getting Married?" (08:57:22 PM) Starla: AND SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED (08:57:51 PM) Drifty: lolwhut\ (08:58:23 PM) Starla: And they're like "OMG MY WATER BROKE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LOL C-SECTION AND LOL DRUGS MY HUBBY IS TOTALLY ASLEEP" (08:58:34 PM) Drifty: lolwhut (08:58:37 PM) Starla: THEY WERE (08:58:40 PM) Starla: IT HAPPENED (08:58:41 PM) Starla: TWICE (08:59:16 PM) Starla: And then they were like "IM READY TO HAVE MY BABBY--The baby was born on some date and we were happy yeah" (09:00:29 PM) Drifty: wtf (09:01:50 PM) Starla: "The poop will wash off as soon as I pee on you!" (09:02:25 PM) Drifty: um what (09:02:35 PM) Starla: You don't want to know
#427Up+17/-21DownAugust 19 2010 at 01:02:22 pm EDT
(08:06:18 AM) Bluemonkey: teehee (08:06:26 AM) Bluemonkey: also music is great (08:06:31 AM) Starla: yay music (08:11:18 AM) Starla: music is like a chimpanzee attacking an old lady with jelly snakes (08:12:06 AM) Bluemonkey: no (08:12:07 AM) Bluemonkey: not at all (08:12:12 AM) Bluemonkey: at least not my music :P (08:12:17 AM) Starla: Some music is (08:12:43 AM) Starla: Its like *monkey noises* *old lady screams* *wiggling* (08:14:27 AM) Starla: Note: Starla made that up for this joke: No parallel was being drawn against any music as far as she knows and if there is any music that fits that description, she wants to murder it. See in stores for details. Terms and conditions apply. (08:14:51 AM) Bluemonkey: WHAT STORES???? (08:14:53 AM) Bluemonkey: I MUST HAZ (08:15:53 AM) Starla: YES
hatkirby: OK. I've set up the quoting system. hatkirby: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!! Gryphic: Um, hi, my name is Gryphic and I like to do it Gryphic: What, exactly is do it? hatkirby: That's wasn't funny Gryphic: It is when you eat apples hatkirby: I SAID FUNNY! hatkirby: *cries* hatkirby: WAAH!!!! Gryphic: I know Gryphic: My brain is on strike hatkirby: OK, that was.
Gryphic: FIrst we were eating food near the Scientology place Gryphic: and Act was like 'NOOO, DON'T DRUG ME!" Gryphic: And then afterwards' Gryphic: I had a stomach ache hatkirby: ????? Gryphic: and Act said "I blame Scientology" hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: That's great hatkirby: Wonderful hatkirby: SPECTACULAR hatkirby: MOVING NEWS!!!! Gryphic: it was random. hatkirby: WE COULD TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS! hatkirby: YOU ARE NOW FAMOUS!!!! hatkirby: ..... Actias: PURGE NEW TOPIC hatkirby: or maybe I'm just spazzing
(04:12:55 PM) Pyro: k what should we do on the fourm (04:13:02 PM) Hatkirby: Count to 5000? (04:13:05 PM) Pyro: k (04:13:12 PM) Hatkirby: k (04:14:35 PM) Pyro: u doing 277 (04:14:51 PM) Hatkirby: i did 276 (04:15:30 PM) Pyro: u know how wrong that sounds u did 276 (04:15:36 PM) Hatkirby: ? (04:15:36 PM) Pyro: ha ha (04:15:40 PM) Hatkirby: i don't get it (04:15:45 PM) Hatkirby: oh now i get it (04:15:46 PM) Hatkirby: ha (04:15:55 PM) Pyro: ha ha
Gryphic: HELLO Gryphic: I'm on mah Mac this time Salaboy123: YAY! Gryphic: is listening to Do you feel what I feel? Gryphic: Gryphic: hatkirby: HI! Gryphic: hatkirby: I love the Fourm hatkirby: ....wait... hatkirby: YOU'RE ON A MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *and dies again* hatkirby: ... hatkirby: *dies a fourth time for good measure* hatkirby: *because THREE IS PUTRID!!!!!!!*
Smiley: Gryphic, you'll really like compiz. Just go to compiz.org Gryphic: What tis it? Hatkirby: Ignore him Hatkirby: If he says anyhthing About compiz Hatkirby: Ignore it Hatkirby: You don't even have Linux Gryphic: why? * Gryphic is confused Hatkirby: I fixed PMs! Smiley: Go there and find out Hatkirby: JUST IGNORE THE XOMPIZ Gryphic: Okay... Hatkirby: IF YOU GO TO THAT SITE I WILL EAT YOU Hatkirby: Thanks! * Gryphic is very confused Smiley: It's great Gryphic: and I'm confused Gryphic: I did Hatkirby: Gryphic, log in Hatkirby: You did what? Gryphic: What is it? Smiley: So why aren't pngs allowed Hatkirby: They are Hatkirby: I just fixed it Gryphic: Compiz.org is confuzzling Hatkirby: What did Gryphic just do? Gryphic: I dun get it Hatkirby: YOU WENT THERE? * Hatkirby eats Gryphic