Drifty: Have you tried transferring that infatuation? Hatkirby: To something else? Hatkirby: "IM IN LOVE WITH MY PRINTER" Drifty: Why not Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm not a lesbian and I'm not into printers Hatkirby: oh god that has to be quoted Drifty: Quote iiiit Drifty: :P
Drifty: So, what else up? Hatkirby: Stuff Drifty: A conversation is a lot like sex in that two people need to contribute equally Drifty: So lets have sex! /not really Hatkirby: Wow, that was an incredibly disturbing analogy Drifty: ./I'm kind of insane
Pyro: where did you go? Pyro: I missed you! Hatkirby: I went to get a snack Hatkirby: I had some soup Pyro: hmm Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty Hatkirby: but... soup! Pyro: i've eaten soap Hatkirby: SOUP Pyro: not nice Hatkirby: S-O-U-P Hatkirby: not soap Pyro: oh Pyro: soup Pyro: ok Pyro: i was confused Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."
Hatkirby: Gah, I'm cold, hungry, tired, sad and melodramatic Hatkirby: "wow, these hamburgers were overcooked. let's not do anything about it." Hatkirby: "i think someone rang the doorbell earlier. it's nice to know that it works." Hatkirby: "i can't for the life of me remember how all of this oxygen got here." Pyro: every time i talk to you you get more insane
Drifty: How does snakes relate to homestuwk? Drifty: EVERYTHING'S A SNAKE? Hatkirby: SNAKES ON A METEOR—Coming soon to VHS and DVD! Drifty: I;m just imagining Snakes on a Plane/House of Leaves now Hatkirby: :P :P Drifty: the plane is an eldritch abomination as are the snakes Drifty: THEY'RE ALL TENTACLES Drifty: TENTACLE RAPE Drifty: wait no Hatkirby: lolwhat Hatkirby: The plane is alive! Hatkirby: The plane is Cartesian! Hatkirby: THE SNAKES! THEY'RE.... SINE CURVES!!! Drifty: AHHHHH Drifty: THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED USING PARABOLIC FUNCTIONS Hatkirby: NOT THE PARABOLICS!!!! Hatkirby: TECHNICALLY, SINE CURVES AREN'T ACTUALLY FUNCTIONS! AAAH! Hatkirby: LenkaTeacher: You have to restrict the domain! Drifty: :P Hatkirby: lol, Snakes On A Cartesian Plane... coming this November Drifty: :P Drifty: OH NO THEY'RE LINEAR NOW Drifty: THEY JUST KEEP GOING Hatkirby: As long as they keep moving in that direction, we're oka—OH NO, THEY'VE BECOME PARABOLIC Drifty: I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE MOTHERLOVING SNAKES ON MY MOTHERLOVING GRAPHS Hatkirby: lolololol * Drifty SHOOTS A MOTHERLOVING INEQUALITY Drifty: I DIVDED BY ZERO OOPS Hatkirby: THAT INCREASED THE VELOCITY OF THE SNAKES WRIGGLING! Hatkirby: NOW THE GRAPH IS IN RADIANS Drifty: and then Samuel Jackson wass a zombie
Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs! Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR! Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen Hatkirby: lololololol
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend] Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair? Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists Starla: Those guys suck
Drifty: So if [this person's] head was a house, what would it be? Pyro: It would be a huge mansion, and a duck. Drifty: A duck? Pyro: Lots of rooms with a pretty flowing fountain with water... and this small duck, a very small duckling who will die soon because it doesn't have any food. Drifty: Your brain? Pyro: Me living in a one metre square. Drifty: My brain? Pyro: You in a one centimetre square.
Hatkirby: I'm afraid Drifty will laugh at me if Friday starts appearing on my last.fm tamasys: lol Hatkirby: Hey—the version I bought doesn't have the rapper in it! Hatkirby: That actually made the song better! tamasys: did you just say... bought? Hatkirby: DON'T JUDGE ME Hatkirby: *lols* tamasys: lol