(9:02:43 PM) Tamasys: lolol (9:26:40 PM) Ozzyfrog: *tumbleweed* (9:26:55 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed does a dance routine] (9:27:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed does some smooth moves] (9:27:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed gives it up for the girls] (9:29:41 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed winks suavely] (9:30:08 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed takes some girls home for the night] (9:30:32 PM) Ozzyfrog: [another tumbleweed gets quite jealous] (9:31:03 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed makes fun of the other tumbleweed] (9:31:44 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed becomes quite angry] (9:32:07 PM) DriftyBeyond: [two tumbleweed begin to fight] (9:32:15 PM) Ozzyfrog: DANCE OFF! (9:32:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: And the crowd goes absolutely wiiiild! (9:33:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [both tumbleweeds put up a good dance-off] (9:33:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the crowd tries to pick between the tumbleweeds] (9:34:10 PM) Ozzyfrog: [one tumbleweed comes out a clear winner] (9:34:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the other tumbleweed rolls off in disgust] (9:35:06 PM) Ozzyfrog: [other tumbleweed gets to take the girls home for the night instead] (9:35:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the girls have a very good time] (9:35:59 PM) Ozzyfrog: [dancing of course] (9:36:11 PM) DriftyBeyond: [of course, of course] (9:37:20 PM) Ozzyfrog: [all are tired after the night is through] (9:37:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: [tumbleweed snoozing sounds very strange]
(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL (08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there (08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP (08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk (08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat (08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes (08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes (08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table (08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness (08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds (08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard (08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop (08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows (08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates (08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound (08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" (08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly (08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl (08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here (08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P (08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
(07:08:40 AM) ***TheAmericanOne gives Fourie Imogen Heap (07:08:40 AM) ***Fourie hands TheAmericanOne The Sun in exchange for Imogen Heap (07:08:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: OW (07:08:44 AM) TheAmericanOne: HOT (07:08:50 AM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH (07:08:51 AM) ***TheAmericanOne throws The Sun at DriftyBeyond (07:09:00 AM) ***DriftyBeyond throws The Sun to Smiley (07:09:19 AM) Smiley: thanks
(09:16:20 PM) Hatkirby: It would be funny if Fourie could talk to himself :P (09:16:36 PM) Ozzyfrog: lol, indeed it would be :P (09:16:50 PM) Hatkirby: Except #fourisland would explode (09:17:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Or have two bots (09:17:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: continuously talking to each other in one channel (09:17:26 PM) Hatkirby: Two Imogen Heaps talking to each other! (09:17:28 PM) Hatkirby: I mean Fourie (09:17:34 PM) Hatkirby: not Imogen Heap (09:17:39 PM) DriftyBeyond: and then people can pop into the channel and see what randomness has happened (09:17:42 PM) Hatkirby: though that would be awesome (09:17:47 PM) ***Hatkirby should make an Immibot (09:17:48 PM) Hatkirby: :P (09:17:54 PM) Hatkirby: She would sing Immi songs! (09:17:59 PM) Hatkirby: <3 Imogen Heap (09:18:27 PM) DriftyBeyond: That would be isnae (09:18:35 PM) Hatkirby: It would be like (09:18:38 PM) Hatkirby is now known as Immibot (09:18:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: and not good for those people who dun like Imogene Heap :P (09:18:41 PM) Immibot: MMMM WHATCHA SAY (09:18:45 PM) Immibot: MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL (09:18:45 PM) Fourie: WELL OF COURSE YOU DID (09:18:49 PM) Immibot: :D (09:18:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: lulz (09:19:06 PM) Immibot: That was quite awesome of Fourie
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out (09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80 (09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.< (09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls (09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog" (09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop (09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog (09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed (09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls (09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof (09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children! (09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O (09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL (09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing
Pyro: I took your pen to an excursion to my bag! Drifty: It's that significant? Pyro: *picks up pen and her iPod* [as Pen] Hi, iPod! Pyro: [as Pen, to Drifty] God, that iPod is so fat.
(10:18:26 PM) Hatkirby: BTW IM GETTING MARRIED TO THIS KID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS (10:18:28 PM) Hatkirby: YOU'RE ALL INVITED (10:18:32 PM) Hatkirby: THE WEDDING'S ON THURSDAY (10:18:37 PM) Hatkirby: COME, WE HAVE COOKIES (10:18:42 PM) DriftyBeyond: CAN I BE THe BRIDESMAID (10:18:55 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTYBEYOND: WHAT ABOUT THE MOH? (10:19:00 PM) DriftyBeyond: Moh? (10:19:05 PM) Hatkirby: Maid Of Honorness (10:19:22 PM) DriftyBeyond: Indeedyness (10:19:25 PM) Hatkirby: TIS MORE IMPORTANT (10:19:28 PM) Hatkirby: I will choose.... SMILEY (10:19:34 PM) Hatkirby: YOU CAN BE THE MAID OF HONOR (10:19:41 PM) Hatkirby: And StalkerBot is the best man (10:19:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY :P (10:19:56 PM) DriftyBeyond: And what about Timbo94 ? (10:20:05 PM) Hatkirby: Timbo94 can be the ring bearer (10:20:11 PM) Hatkirby: He will hold a videotape (10:20:22 PM) Hatkirby: It may be difficult to fit around our fingers, but the symbolism is worth it (10:20:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog would like to be the piano player (10:20:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: pffft (10:20:34 PM) ***Timbo94 is SO confused (10:20:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: I will be the party-crasher (10:21:13 PM) Hatkirby: :P (10:21:18 PM) Hatkirby: I will throw people at yuo (10:21:25 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY WEDDDDING (10:21:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: lol (10:21:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: I'm a sad sack (10:21:39 PM) Hatkirby: This is, what, my fourth husband? (10:21:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AhhhHH! (10:22:18 PM) Hatkirby: POLYGAMY! (10:22:31 PM) DriftyBeyond: Polygamy wants a cracker (10:22:34 PM) Hatkirby: lolol
(12:26:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present! (12:26:23 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE (12:26:28 PM) Hatkirby: :O (12:26:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present! (12:26:30 PM) Fourie: TOO BAD! *steals the Creature* (12:26:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WONNNNNN (12:26:34 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTY, YOU WONNNNNN (12:26:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I did! (12:26:47 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WON THE JACKPOTTTT (12:26:55 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT ISS...... fifty cents! (12:26:58 PM) Hatkirby: And a bus token! (12:27:01 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token! (12:27:02 PM) ozzyfrog: wow (12:27:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Amazing. (12:27:13 PM) ozzyfrog: Lucky. (12:27:13 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token for bus 22 in New York! (12:27:24 PM) DriftyBeyond: I know (12:27:35 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE to Ozzyfrog (12:27:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O (12:27:42 PM) ozzyfrog: :O (12:27:43 PM) ozzyfrog: No (12:27:44 PM) Hatkirby: BUTBUTBUT (12:27:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: :D (12:27:47 PM) ozzyfrog: I can't accept that (12:27:49 PM) Hatkirby: He cannot accept that (12:27:49 PM) ozzyfrog: it's too much (12:27:53 PM) Hatkirby: It's too much (12:27:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Rlly (12:28:01 PM) ozzyfrog: well (12:28:03 PM) ozzyfrog: ok :D (12:28:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives the consolation prize to Hatkirby (12:28:53 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is lulzing in real life (12:28:56 PM) Hatkirby: GASPYAY (12:28:59 PM) Hatkirby: A NEW CAR! (12:29:10 PM) ***Hatkirby drives into the sunset with her fiancé (12:29:20 PM) ozzyfrog: don't do that (12:29:24 PM) ozzyfrog: you'll get burnt (12:29:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: Ohyeah (12:29:30 PM) Hatkirby: LOL (12:29:31 PM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (12:29:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: you'll get burnt to buts (12:29:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean butts (12:29:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean bits (12:30:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Just imagine (12:30:13 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby and fiancee getting burnt (12:30:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: and all that are left are the butts (12:30:19 PM) Hatkirby: :O (12:30:29 PM) ozzyfrog: It happens you know (12:31:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: Of course (12:31:38 PM) DriftyBeyond: haven't you heard of "I got burnt to butts" itis? (12:31:43 PM) ***Hatkirby is a butt (12:31:47 PM) ozzyfrog: odear (12:31:52 PM) ozzyfrog: we're too late (12:31:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me (12:32:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Well, there's only one thing we can do (12:32:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: go through the ashes for any spare change (12:32:21 PM) Hatkirby: :O (12:32:22 PM) ozzyfrog: :D (12:32:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog looks (12:32:28 PM) ***Hatkirby suddenly rematerializes (12:32:31 PM) ozzyfrog: oops (12:32:37 PM) Hatkirby: YOUR ARM IS IN MY STOMACH (12:33:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog runs while Hat is distracted (12:33:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby: you have Ozzyfrog's hand in your stomach, what conclusions can we draw from that? (12:33:49 PM) Hatkirby: DriftyBeyond: I think that he thought I was a swimming pool (12:33:50 PM) ***ozzyfrog forgets he is still attached to hat (12:34:00 PM) ***Hatkirby chases ozzyfrog because she is attached (12:34:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond takes photoes and puts them up on Facebook (12:34:19 PM) Hatkirby: OWOWOW (12:34:27 PM) Hatkirby: Get your hand out! (12:34:29 PM) ***ozzyfrog tries to shake Hat off (12:35:05 PM) ***Hatkirby eats antacids for fun (12:35:06 PM) Hatkirby: OOF! (12:35:14 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog's hand dissolved! (12:35:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Waiiiit (12:35:19 PM) ozzyfrog: :O (12:35:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: if Ozzy's hand is in Hatkirby's stomach (12:35:24 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH HAND (12:35:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: what about the stomach acids? (12:35:44 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog: You are in much pain now (12:35:50 PM) Hatkirby: HCL has been eating away at your hand (12:36:04 PM) DriftyBeyond: Would Hatkirby technically be a cannibal, as she has digested Ozzyfrog's hand? (12:36:16 PM) ozzyfrog: I think so (12:36:19 PM) Hatkirby: and my antacids reacted with it and destroyed your hand and much of the surrounding area (12:36:33 PM) Hatkirby: Well it's not my fault his hand was in my stomach ashes when I rematerialized! (12:36:43 PM) DriftyBeyond: It's probably my fault (12:36:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHH (12:36:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away (12:36:52 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond (12:36:55 PM) ***ozzyfrog regrows hand (12:37:01 PM) ***DriftyBeyond jumps in Ozzyfrog's plane and promptly crashes it (12:37:06 PM) ozzyfrog: :'O (12:37:10 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH PLANE (12:37:10 PM) ***Hatkirby gnaws Ozzyfrog's hand off (12:37:16 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has the ability to crumple anything by touching it (12:37:18 PM) ozzyfrog: no you don't (12:37:23 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane (12:37:23 PM) ***ozzyfrog throws Hat to the moon (12:37:31 PM) ***Hatkirby flies (12:37:39 PM) Hatkirby: WHEEEE (12:37:48 PM) ***ozzyfrog gets a spanner (12:37:51 PM) ***Hatkirby lands on the moon and makes friends with the alien intelligence there (12:38:01 PM) Hatkirby: They zap Ozzyfrog with their superior technology (12:38:17 PM) ozzyfrog: This means war (12:38:25 PM) ***ozzyfrog flees to LA PA~ (12:38:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me (12:38:31 PM) Hatkirby: Btw, did my fiancée ever get restored? (12:38:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: Probably not (12:38:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O (12:38:42 PM) Hatkirby: BUT I LOVE! (12:38:47 PM) DriftyBeyond: as I took the ashhes with me (12:38:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: and put it in a jar (12:38:54 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond (12:39:01 PM) DriftyBeyond: and crumpled it with the plane (12:39:04 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away (12:39:05 PM) ***Hatkirby thinks better of it, and has DriftyBeyond zapped with alien technology (12:39:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is zapped (12:39:16 PM) ***Hatkirby searches through the wreckage (12:39:17 PM) ***DriftyBeyond continues running (12:39:21 PM) Hatkirby: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE (12:39:23 PM) Hatkirby: DUN WORRY (12:39:27 PM) ***Hatkirby sifts (12:39:28 PM) ozzyfrog: quick Drifty! (12:39:31 PM) ozzyfrog: LA PA~ (12:39:42 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs to LA PA (12:39:43 PM) ***ozzyfrog locksdown LA PA~ (12:39:45 PM) ***Hatkirby whips out a gun and long-distance shoots Drifty (12:39:54 PM) ***DriftyBeyond remembers that she crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane (12:39:59 PM) ***DriftyBeyond hides under a table (12:40:05 PM) ***ozzyfrog has a better plane in LA PA~ (12:40:10 PM) ***Hatkirby found a jar in perfect condition