#359 Up +26/-19 Down April 26 2010 at 02:49:30 am EDT
(10:45:59 PM) Hatkirby: Fourie: alias You fail at the Turing Test => Turing Test
(10:45:59 PM) Fourie: Okay, Hatkirby.
(10:46:27 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: alias You will never pass the Turing Test => Turing Test
(10:46:27 PM) Fourie: MMMM WHATCHA SAYYYY??
(10:46:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: ...
(10:46:41 PM) Hatkirby: Interesting
(10:46:41 PM) Fourie: Intern molesting
(10:46:46 PM) DriftyBeyond: O_O
(10:46:51 PM) Hatkirby: botsmack?
(10:46:51 PM) Fourie: I'M SORRY IMMA NOT DO IT AGAIN D:
(10:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: You better not, that's illegal!
#358 Up +17/-14 Down April 26 2010 at 01:58:58 am EDT
(09:55:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: Do you like apples?
(09:55:54 PM) Fourie: MMMM WHATCHA SAYYYY??
(09:56:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: That's weird.
(09:56:06 PM) Fourie: Let's talk about my dress.
(09:56:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: Okay, what about your dress?
(09:56:16 PM) Fourie: Let's talk about my dress.
(09:56:21 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: ...
(09:56:21 PM) Fourie: Stuff it, I'm going on Grand Chase!
(09:56:26 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
#357 Up +29/-22 Down April 25 2010 at 11:25:24 pm EDT
Cousin: I can't believe it's not butter!
Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's butter!
Brother: I can't believe it's butter!
Cousin: I can't believe it's butter!
Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's margarine!
Brother 2: I can't believe it's margarine!
Brother 2's Friend: I can't believe it's margarine!
Hatkirby: It's not like I said that or anything.
Hatkirby: I seriously can't believe it's butter! It looks like a mess!
Brother: I can't believe it's not protein!
Cousin: I can't believe it's not bread!
Hatkirby: WAIT- LOL.
* Hatkirby cracks up
Hatkirby: I can't--I can't--I--
Brother: ....
Hatkirby: Okay. A hallucination-inducing drug called I Can't Believe It's Not Real!
Hatkirby: LOFFLECOPTERONTHEFLOORWITHDEADPEOPLE
Everyone: ....
Hatkirby: It was so funny.
Cousin: I can't believe it's not life!
Cousin: Like, the cereal.
Hatkirby: Yeah, like I can't believe it's not good!
Hatkirby: LOL--A Jonas Brothers album called I Can't Believe I'm Listening To This!
Hatkirby: You know.... because they're so bad!
Brother 2: I can't believe it's not human!
Cousin: I can't believe it's not fabric!
Hatkirby: Oh! A phone company called I Can't Believe I Didn't Get Ripped Off!
Hatkirby: That would be awesome! AT&T STOLE MY BABY.
Brother: ....I can't believe it's not--
Hatkirby: LOL! A Jenny Craig program called I Can't Believe I'm Not Fat!
Hatkirby: LOL I AM JUST SO FUNNY
#356 Up +16/-19 Down April 25 2010 at 02:16:32 pm EDT
(10:14:02 AM) Hatkirby: I may have scared everyone off
(10:14:05 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs a wall
(10:14:09 AM) Hatkirby: Fourie: stab something
(10:14:09 AM) Fourie: I'm stabbing Smiley.
(10:14:16 AM) Hatkirby: lolwtf
#355 Up +28/-16 Down April 25 2010 at 04:37:47 am EDT
(12:34:59 AM) Fourie: shoes are yummy in most circumstances
(12:35:12 AM) Hatkirby: Fourie: You've eaten shoes?
(12:35:12 AM) Fourie: Not a bloody clue, sir.
(12:35:17 AM) Hatkirby: Ah, okay.
#354 Up +25/-18 Down April 25 2010 at 04:02:36 am EDT
(11:58:40 PM) tamasys: back
(11:58:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY
(11:58:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY
(11:58:45 PM) Hatkirby: YAY
(11:58:47 PM) Hatkirby: YAY
(11:58:51 PM) Hatkirby: The whole gang's back together!
(11:58:57 PM) Hatkirby: WE'RE SOLVIN' MYSTERIES, YEAH
(11:59:06 PM) Hatkirby: TIMTAM, I THINK I SEE A CLUE!
(11:59:06 PM) tamasys: hehehe
(11:59:15 PM) Hatkirby: WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A TAMMY SNACK?
(11:59:25 PM) DriftyBeyond: TimTam!
(11:59:26 PM) tamasys: RES REASE!!!
(11:59:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Lol!
(11:59:36 PM) ***Hatkirby throws a lamp at tamasys
(11:59:44 PM) Hatkirby: HERE YOU GO
(04/25/2010 12:00:10 AM) ***Hatkirby is actually laughing uncontrollably, is it really that funny?
(12:00:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft
#353 Up +23/-14 Down April 25 2010 at 03:07:50 am EDT
(11:02:37 PM) mib_0dvgq4 [dcfdecce@webchat.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(11:02:51 PM) Hatkirby: Who's the newbie?
(11:02:57 PM) DriftyBeyond: Who is mb_0vqd4?
(11:03:00 PM) Hatkirby: OHMYGAD A PERVERT!
(11:03:02 PM) ***Hatkirby rans
(11:03:12 PM) Hatkirby: Bucket, save me!
(11:03:12 PM) Bucket: Can't talk, zombies!
(11:03:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: Lol!
(11:03:19 PM) Hatkirby: WOW, LOL
(11:03:35 PM) mib_0dvgq4 left the room.
(11:03:41 PM) Hatkirby: We're saved! Thanks Bucket!
(11:03:56 PM) tamasys [dcfdecce@webchat.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(11:04:00 PM) Hatkirby: YAY TIMTAM
(11:04:09 PM) Hatkirby: TimTam, you missed Bucket fighting zombies!
(11:04:10 PM) tamasys: soz
(11:04:12 PM) tamasys: was me
(11:04:15 PM) tamasys: lol
(11:04:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: TimTam!
(11:04:19 PM) Hatkirby: TimTam's a zombie pervert?
(11:04:22 PM) ***Hatkirby stabs TimTam anyway
(11:04:22 PM) DriftyBeyond: Lol!
#352 Up +21/-14 Down April 16 2010 at 12:04:33 pm EDT
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Tamasys: Greetings :)
Ozzyfrog: Greetings :)
Tamasys: OMG
Tamasys: I have posted a "Greetings :)" on here every day for ages
Tamasys: as you can see :P
Ozzyfrog: owow, you have :P
* Ozzyfrog was a bit slow in responding
Tamasys: lol
Tamasys: only a little :P
Ozzyfrog: hehe
#351 Up +24/-24 Down April 15 2010 at 11:21:33 pm EDT
<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?!
* billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
* You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)

* Now talking on #xkcd
<transkatie> I'm back!
<Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back...
<transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
#350 Up +22/-15 Down April 12 2010 at 12:58:15 am EDT
(08:51:26 PM) Starla: Guess what
(08:51:29 PM) Tamasys: mm?
(08:51:31 PM) Starla: I went to the evil Apple Store today
(08:51:35 PM) Tamasys: :D
(08:51:38 PM) Tamasys: good :D
(08:51:57 PM) Starla: It was really funny because after a while I realized that I had involuntarily started to hyperventilate :P
(08:52:04 PM) Tamasys: hehehe
(08:52:12 PM) Tamasys: because they are so beautiful?
(08:52:15 PM) Tamasys: sleek?
(08:52:18 PM) Tamasys: shiny?
(08:52:29 PM) Starla: because it was EVIL!!!!
(08:52:34 PM) Tamasys: LIES
(08:52:40 PM) Starla: I dropped an iPad on the ground!
(08:52:43 PM) Starla: AND DANCED ON IT
(08:52:46 PM) Tamasys: O_O
(08:52:49 PM) Starla: jk
(08:52:52 PM) Tamasys: damn
(08:53:00 PM) Tamasys: i would have loved some pics :P
(08:53:02 PM) Starla: The voices in my head told me to do that
(08:53:11 PM) Tamasys: and then some pics of you being dragged from the shop
(08:53:12 PM) Tamasys: :P