The Four Island Quotes DB

BleuM937: sister, you are getting me food?
Sister: no
BleuM937: yes
Sister: have some seaweed
BleuM937: oh
* BleuM937 eats seaweed
BleuM937: how degrading

(10:29:02 PM) Bluemonkey: i hate running
(10:29:06 PM) Bluemonkey: i'm going anyway
(10:29:09 PM) Starla: then don't!
(10:29:12 PM) Starla: SCREAM
(10:29:15 PM) Starla: i mean WALK
(10:29:29 PM) Bluemonkey: walking != running
(10:29:41 PM) Starla: yes, i know
(10:29:51 PM) Starla: I was pointing out an alternative action to the one you clearly disliked
(10:29:58 PM) Bluemonkey: no
(10:30:04 PM) Bluemonkey: it is not an acceptable alternative
(10:30:04 PM) Starla: WELL IM SORRY
(10:30:06 PM) Bluemonkey: it must be run!
(10:30:07 PM) Starla: *cries*
(10:30:11 PM) Starla: No!
(10:30:14 PM) Bluemonkey: idky!
(10:30:15 PM) Starla: Not run!
(10:30:22 PM) Starla: DEBUG FIRST, THEN RUN
(10:30:47 PM) Bluemonkey: RUN FIRST, PATCH MEMORY LEAKS LATER
(10:31:50 PM) Starla: DONT OVEROPTIMIZE, BUT YOU SHOULD PROFILE FIRST
(10:33:34 PM) Bluemonkey: USE COBOL, MUNGE BRAIN
(10:33:48 PM) Starla: USE RUBY, CHEW ON GLASS
(10:34:10 PM) Bluemonkey: USE HASKELL, CUT OFF EARS
(10:34:29 PM) Starla: USE PYTHON, SUCKING OUT THE VENOM WON'T WORK
(10:35:04 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PROLOG, ;;;
(10:35:27 PM) Starla: USE SINGLE FOUR, 44 4 444 44 4 444444 444 4 4 4 4 4444 44
(10:36:04 PM) Bluemonkey:






(10:36:47 PM) Bluemonkey: **USE WHITESPACE, SAVE ON PRINTER INK
(10:37:08 PM) Starla: USE TETRGI, <msg>EAT CHINESE FOOD</msg>
(10:39:20 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PHP, LOSE AT LIFE
(10:39:43 PM) Starla: USE ASP.NET, FAIL AT CELLULAR RESPIRATION
(10:40:12 PM) Bluemonkey: USE CEE, SEGFAULT
(10:40:29 PM) Starla: USE UNARY, 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

BleuM937: "you push yourself too hard"
BleuM937: temporary pain --> eternal glory
Ozzyfrog: hmm
BleuM937: it's like
BleuM937: do you think athletes would be where they are today if they didn't push themselves to their absolute limits?
Ozzyfrog: yeh, unlikely
Ozzyfrog: people say you push yourself too hard in terms of cycling?
BleuM937: yes
Ozzyfrog: :|
BleuM937: i was talking to [friend]
Ozzyfrog: hmm
BleuM937: first i was talking about something else with her
BleuM937: then we talked about that
BleuM937: she wouldnt accept that pushing myself is good
Ozzyfrog: grr :|
BleuM937: shes like "no ur pushing too hard!"
BleuM937: o_O
Ozzyfrog: T_T
BleuM937: that's *not* what she said, even though it is

*** Ozzyfrog didn't actually get the joke until 20 minutes later, when I said I was going to put it on 4IQDB ***

Tamasys: what is the word
Tamasys: where you put all the stuff together
Tamasys: like
Tamasys: you have a bunch of reports
Tamasys: you put them all together and they are ______
Bluemonkey: collated?
Tamasys: YES
Tamasys: THANKYOU
***Tamasys has been sitting for about 2 minutes waving his hands around in a collating movement trying to think of the word
Bluemonkey: lol

Starla: did you see today's FOUR ISLAND post?
Starla: Lol, I just looked at the post with Layout 6.2 and noticed that the picture goes off the side of the layout :P
Starla: And the rightbar is eating it in 4.5
Tamasys: lol it does and it is
Starla: THAT MAKES ME LOL
Starla: how does caps lock keep turning itself on?
Tamasys: lololol

Tamasys: allo
Starla: HALLO
Tamasys: ohai
Starla: MY EYES WONT OPEN
Tamasys: ONOZ
Starla: WHO AM I TALKING TO
Tamasys: TURN TEXT TO SPEACH ON!!!
Starla: HANG ON, LET ME TRY TEXT TO SPEECH
Starla: TIMTAM!

* This conversation took place over the phone, which explains my deafness :P *

Hatkirby: Why do you hate GRUB so much?
Smiley: I like GRUB legacy.
Hatkirby: You like GRUB like a fish?
Both: LOL

(12:13:47 AM) Tamasys: you haven't been posting on the fourm :P
(12:14:15 AM) Tamasys: i have posted on like 90% of the topics :P
(12:14:36 AM) Starla: :P
(12:14:40 AM) * Starla goes to post
(12:14:49 AM) Tamasys: plus I have a proleet new avatar and sig
(12:14:58 AM) Starla: i noticed :P
(12:15:10 AM) Tamasys: YOU WERE SPYING OMG
(12:15:33 AM) Starla: i would be posting if i wasnt such a lazy slob so busy
(12:15:44 AM) Starla: Ooooh! Love your avatar
(12:15:47 AM) Tamasys: :)
(12:15:48 AM) Starla: didnt see it b4
(12:15:53 AM) Tamasys: i just made it
(12:15:57 AM) Tamasys: thanks :)
(12:16:03 AM) Starla: Well, then that explains how I missed it!
(12:16:08 AM) Starla: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
(12:16:14 AM) * Starla goes to write a documentary about this
(12:16:25 AM) Tamasys: rofl

(10:59:04 AM) Pyro: i has the meow on my lap
(10:59:09 AM) Starla: meow meow!
(10:59:12 AM) Pyro: had*
(10:59:19 AM) Pyro: stupid meow hates me
(10:59:27 AM) Starla: awwww
(11:00:24 AM) Pyro: he will love me
(11:00:45 AM) Pyro: later i guess
(11:00:50 AM) Pyro: when he's hungry
(11:00:57 AM) Pyro: he licked my knee
(11:01:21 AM) Pyro: wheres the woof he loves me
(11:01:54 AM) Starla: i love meow meows!
(11:02:03 AM) Pyro: i know
(11:02:08 AM) Starla: Some day I will discover that eating sawhorses makes you not allergic to cats
(11:02:15 AM) Starla: and then I will get a million cats
(11:02:22 AM) Starla: and catfood!
(11:02:23 AM) * Starla LOLS
(11:02:29 AM) Pyro: crazy cat lady?
(11:02:58 AM) Starla: YOU KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN YA'HEAR? It's okay Mr Whiskers, come back inside.
(11:03:07 AM) Pyro: lol
(11:03:12 AM) Pyro: rofl

Starla: Greetings :)
Ozzyfrog: Hai
Starla: YAY
Starla: THIS BARREN WASTELAND OF NON-TALKINESS WE CALL YAPLET HAS SPLURGED; A RANDOM ANAMOLY HAS CAUSED A SINGLE ATOM TO SWAP CHARGES. THE RESULT OF THIS WAS THE DOMINO EFFECT, THE CHANGED ION OF HYDROGEN MANAGED TO COLLIDE WITH A MOLECULE OF NAD AND INCREASED THE
Starla: COUNT OF NADH+ AND FADH2+ MOLECULES TO JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT FOR CELLULAR RESPIRATION TO OCCUR IN THE ONE PLANT STILL ALIVE IN THE DESERT. BECAUSE OF THIS, LIFE STARTED TO FLOURISH AND A PERSON WAS CALLED INTO EXISTANCE TO TALK TO STARLA ON YAPLET
Starla: WE APPLAUD THE STARS!
* 10 minutes of silence pass by
Starla: Oh god, another has been killed off!
Starla: WHY STARS, WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??