#287 Up +18/-19 Down September 14 2009 at 03:27:14 pm EDT
Teacher: And this guy was good at logic.
Most Students: Oh no, I hate logic!
Teacher: This is interesting because I know most of you are doing geometry now.
* Teacher starts writing "~p^q" on the board
Most Students: OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!! ERASE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Hatkirby: ....I like logic.
#286 Up +20/-18 Down September 11 2009 at 04:33:33 pm EDT
Pyro: I'm not up myself, I'm awesome!!!
#285 Up +20/-14 Down August 22 2009 at 07:13:07 pm EDT
Somebody: You can either have ice cream or pecan tart
Starla: Oooh, what's that like?
Somebody Else: It's like pie.
Starla: I like pie!
Everybody Else: ....
Starla: Oh god, I said it.
#284 Up +21/-21 Down August 21 2009 at 12:18:09 pm EDT
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***

***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***

Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
#283 Up +22/-19 Down August 17 2009 at 12:01:04 pm EDT
***The "ily"s in this were a running joke, hence the humour***
Tamasys: lol
Tamasys: silly spammers
Tamasys: PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARYTRY THIS its weird .
Tamasys: the "NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY"
Tamasys: what about all those impossible Fridays?
Tamasys: ily Blu
BleuM937: maybe [ex-girlfriend] will kiss me if i tell her that
Tamasys: but... but... ily! :P
BleuM937: maybe [Tamasys] will kiss me if i tell him that
Tamasys: O_o
Tamasys: If you told me that, I would shun you for even considering that trashy spam rubbish
Tamasys: and then start ranting
Tamasys: which I don't often do
Tamasys: :P
BleuM937: but then you would kiss me?
BleuM937: :P
Tamasys: lol
Tamasys: i actually lol'd
BleuM937: so did i
BleuM937: and then i had a coughing fit
Tamasys: lol
#282 Up +16/-11 Down August 14 2009 at 03:28:40 pm EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Starla: THE CHEESE GATE IS OPENING!!!!!!
Stranger: quick hide teh cats!!!!
Starla: OKAY!!!!
Starla: here mr whiskers, under the bed!
Starla: OKAY, NOW WHATA??!?
Stranger: we must defend against the giant mice
Starla: Oh god, not the mice!
Stranger: yes the mice
Stranger: but they only exist if you believe they exist
Starla: I DO BELIEVE IN FARIES
Starla: not giant mice
Starla: OMG HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!
Starla: GAHhh
Connection asploded.
#281 Up +18/-22 Down August 13 2009 at 04:48:24 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Starla: OMG STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
#280 Up +16/-16 Down August 13 2009 at 04:18:42 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LIKE A BOSS.
Starla: OH GOD
Starla: Are you on a boat?
Stranger: i am on a boat!
Starla: I'm on a boat!
Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#278 Up +23/-18 Down August 10 2009 at 06:42:23 am EDT
Chinese Teacher: They're not coming to our class. *referring to Chinese Exchange Students*
Pyro: *sounding as if to buy* Let's go get some!
#277 Up +17/-22 Down August 10 2009 at 06:40:07 am EDT
A group of Chinese exchange students came to visit our school.

Pyro: *to Drifty* Go talk to them! They look like you!