#191 Up +20/-24 Down February 07 2009 at 12:06:42 am EST
Drifty1: I leep saying qupte!
Drifty1: I mean, I keep saying quopte
Hatkirby1: Qupte!
Hatkirby1: Quopte!
Drifty1: lol
Hatkirby1: I qutped your quopte and I leep doning it!
Hatkirby1: ...O
Hatkirby1: I meant ....
Drifty1: LOLOLOL
#190 Up +14/-18 Down February 03 2009 at 07:38:44 pm EST
Hatkirby: Gay means happy!
Student: No it doesn't!
Student 2: Yes it does!
Student: No it doesn't!
Hatkirby: Yes it does!
Student: No it doesn't!
Student 2: Gay means happy!
Student: No it doesn't!
Hatkirby: Yes it does!
Student 3: I'm very gay today!
Everyone: LOL!
#189 Up +24/-17 Down February 03 2009 at 07:37:40 pm EST
Student: Class participation counts as a homework grade?
Hatkirby: What?
Teacher: Yes, obviously.
Hatkirby: What?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because it's part of your homework?
Hatkirby: What?
Teacher: Are you OK?
Student: Me or him?
Teacher: Him.
Hatkirby: But homework isn't class participation! *fizzle*
Student: Oh, if it was me I'd say no because I'm loopy!
#188 Up +26/-32 Down February 03 2009 at 07:34:49 pm EST
Student: Who named it a wine vane anyway?
Teacher: People on drugs. :)
#187 Up +36/-30 Down January 30 2009 at 12:20:36 am EST
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio
Smiley: actually do anything
Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers
Smiley: yay for cat
Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth
Smiley: i want to try that
Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul
Hatkirby: WOW
Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!
#186 Up +23/-20 Down January 30 2009 at 12:07:21 am EST
Smiley: hi
Hatkirby: hI sLIMEY!
Hatkirby: Oops
Hatkirby: I meant Smiley
Timbo94: LOL
#185 Up +21/-17 Down January 17 2009 at 02:09:38 pm EST
Teacher: What river did Caesar cross?
Student 3: The Tigris!
Student 2: The Euphrates!
Hatkirby: The Rub-i-con!
Student: What?
Hatkirby: Don't know, it was random.
Teacher: It was the Rubicon.
Student & Hatkirby: WHAT?
Student & Hatkirby: LOL
#184 Up +20/-22 Down January 15 2009 at 07:36:17 pm EST
Teacher: [Student]! I nominate you
Teacher: to answer this question!
Student: I can't see it!
Teacher: Well, that's going to be
Teacher: an issue.
#183 Up +30/-23 Down January 14 2009 at 01:03:17 am EST
* Student 2 is sitting behind Student
* Student stretches
Student: Ohhhhh.... I'm so tired....
Student 2: Please get your hands off my face!
#182 Up +18/-26 Down January 14 2009 at 01:02:33 am EST
Teacher: Who wants to be a weatherperson
Teacher: when they grow up?
Student: Not me!
Teacher: I am baffled!
Teacher: I mean, what other job can you
Teacher: get where you can be wrong 50%
Teacher: of the time and still get paid?
Student 2: Doctor?
Teacher: Oh goodness, I hope not!