Student: Class participation counts as a homework grade? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Yes, obviously. Hatkirby: What? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it's part of your homework? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Are you OK? Student: Me or him? Teacher: Him. Hatkirby: But homework isn't class participation! *fizzle* Student: Oh, if it was me I'd say no because I'm loopy!
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio Smiley: actually do anything Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers Smiley: yay for cat Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth Smiley: i want to try that Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul Hatkirby: WOW Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!
Teacher: What river did Caesar cross? Student 3: The Tigris! Student 2: The Euphrates! Hatkirby: The Rub-i-con! Student: What? Hatkirby: Don't know, it was random. Teacher: It was the Rubicon. Student & Hatkirby: WHAT? Student & Hatkirby: LOL
Teacher: Who wants to be a weatherperson Teacher: when they grow up? Student: Not me! Teacher: I am baffled! Teacher: I mean, what other job can you Teacher: get where you can be wrong 50% Teacher: of the time and still get paid? Student 2: Doctor? Teacher: Oh goodness, I hope not!
* Please note that Lass, a Grand Chase character, is male. I've also edited this chat to uninclude real names.
[10:39:58 PM] Drifty says: I also want Lass's 3rd (nout out) and 4th [10:40:06 PM] sAmii says: Whats the 4th [10:40:41 PM] Drifty says: 3rd is Dark Assasin, 4th is Evan Striper and they're only released in the Korean (original) version [10:41:05 PM] Drifty says: lol, listening to "I'm not wearing underwear today" GC parody [10:41:37 PM] sAmii says: Wtf [10:41:59 PM] Drifty says: Really lol, they took screenshots in the park [10:42:07 PM] sAmii says: Ok [10:42:08 PM] sAmii says: Evan Stripper [10:42:13 PM] sAmii says: ????????????????? [10:42:19 PM] Drifty says: LOL [10:42:22 PM] Drifty says: STRIPPER [10:42:26 PM] sAmii says: WTFFF [10:42:34 PM] sAmii says: i thought this game wasd about FIGHTING [10:42:38 PM] Drifty says: All the 4ths kinda have names like that in Korean [10:42:48 PM] sAmii says: *sighs* Weird [10:42:50 PM] Drifty says: And it's not STRIPPER, it's STRIPER [10:42:57 PM] sAmii says: Oh okay [10:42:58 PM] sAmii says: Phew [10:43:13 PM] Drifty says: O_O Now I have images of Lass doing a strip dance in my mind [10:43:20 PM] Drifty says: Thank you [10:43:21 PM] sAmii says: Hehehehehe [10:43:23 PM] sAmii says: Soorrryyy [10:43:28 PM] sAmii says: just think of puppies [10:43:47 PM] Drifty says: Oh god, I actually wasn't when I said that but NOW I AM [10:43:50 PM] Drifty says: OGOD [10:43:55 PM] Drifty says: BRAIN BLEACH