#428 Up +19/-17 Down
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time.
* we walk away *
Brother: She was tall!
Mother: You think maybe she was on something?
Hatkirby: What, like drugs?
Everyone else: lolwhut
#433 Up +22/-20 Down
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door
(06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ?
(06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised
(06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95!
(06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again
(06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone!
(06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright
(06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48*
(06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT!
(06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula
(06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED!
(06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING!
(06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH
(06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella!
(06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA!
(06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up
(06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR!
(06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN!
(06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS!
(06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
#435 Up +19/-17 Down
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme
ozzyfrog: :O oh no
Hatkirby: :P
ozzyfrog: dangerous place
ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours
Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40
ozzyfrog: haha yes
#446 Up +23/-21 Down
Pyro: where did you go?
Pyro: I missed you!
Hatkirby: I went to get a snack
Hatkirby: I had some soup
Pyro: hmm
Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty
Hatkirby: but... soup!
Pyro: i've eaten soap
Hatkirby: SOUP
Pyro: not nice
Hatkirby: S-O-U-P
Hatkirby: not soap
Pyro: oh
Pyro: soup
Pyro: ok
Pyro: i was confused
Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap
Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."
#448 Up +21/-19 Down
Drifty: So, what else up?
Hatkirby: Stuff
Drifty: A conversation is a lot like sex in that two people need to contribute equally
Drifty: So lets have sex! /not really
Hatkirby: Wow, that was an incredibly disturbing analogy
Drifty: ./I'm kind of insane
#452 Up +28/-26 Down
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O
(08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES
(08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY
(08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS
(08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6
(08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM
(08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now
(08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS
#458 Up +19/-17 Down
*while walking to badminton*
Pyro: *sees volkswagen* "Punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Timbo94*
Pyro: "punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Joscelyn*
Timbo94: "punch buggy not-conforming-to-childhood-rules" *punches Pyro*
Pyro: ...
Pyro: "He didn't say no returns!" *punches Timbo94 and runs off*
#460 Up +22/-20 Down
<hatkirby> In Soviet Russia, the server kicks you
<hatkirby> I mean
<hatkirby> wait
<samson920> same in america
<hatkirby> That didn't come out right
#474 Up +28/-26 Down
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes
Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized
Drifty: quick, get the porn
Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again
Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking
Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty
Drifty: after Kissing a Girl
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn
Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it
Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl
Старла Эппрет: *that is
Drifty: but I am
Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate
Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl
Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl
Drifty: I mean
Старла Эппрет: Rock
Старла Эппрет: Or Girl
Старла Эппрет: Both
Drifty: What
Старла Эппрет: RockGirl
Drifty: Where
Drifty: Why
Drifty: How
Старла Эппрет: Also Who
Drifty: Who are you?
Drifty: What is this place?
Старла Эппрет: Is this real life?
Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy?
Drifty: Is this just fantasy?
Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU
Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS
Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It
Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better
Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty
Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn
Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs
Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom
Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
#554 Up +2/-0 Down
azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie
azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are
azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered.
azhdrake: People be lying about snakes
hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it
hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;)
azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw