Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
Pyro: where did you go? Pyro: I missed you! Hatkirby: I went to get a snack Hatkirby: I had some soup Pyro: hmm Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty Hatkirby: but... soup! Pyro: i've eaten soap Hatkirby: SOUP Pyro: not nice Hatkirby: S-O-U-P Hatkirby: not soap Pyro: oh Pyro: soup Pyro: ok Pyro: i was confused Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."
Drifty: So, what else up? Hatkirby: Stuff Drifty: A conversation is a lot like sex in that two people need to contribute equally Drifty: So lets have sex! /not really Hatkirby: Wow, that was an incredibly disturbing analogy Drifty: ./I'm kind of insane
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES (08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY (08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS (08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6 (08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM (08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now (08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered. azhdrake: People be lying about snakes hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;) azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw