#405 Up +16/-15 Down July 21 2010 at 09:33:47 am EDT
Drifty: [about Alaska] And then the US finds out that there's actually a lot of Russian soldiers there.
Timbo: *laughing histerically*
Drifty and Smiley: What?
Timbo: I thought you said Russian shoulders! There'll be all these Russian shoulders in Alaska! *lols*

Later, after too much shoulders of the Russian kind discussion

Timbo: Drifty?
Drifty: Yeah?
Timbo: *points* You have Russian shoulders! *lols*
#407 Up +18/-17 Down July 24 2010 at 12:57:16 am EDT
(05:41:20 PM) Drifty: So... How's life?
(05:41:26 PM) Starla: Hi
(05:41:35 PM) Starla: I'm a bit annoyed because my iTunes scrobbler is messed up
(05:41:50 PM) Starla: I mean, I like Kate Nash, but I haven't listened to I've Got A Secret 60 times in the last week
(05:42:33 PM) Drifty: lololol
(05:42:45 PM) Drifty: Well, is it fixable?
(05:47:42 PM) Starla: I dunno
(05:47:50 PM) Starla: If it's an issue with the iPod; then probably no
(05:48:10 PM) Starla: Which is really annoying because I'm insane and I need to know how many times I've listened to a snog
(05:48:14 PM) Starla: LOLOLOLOL
(05:48:15 PM) Starla: *song
(05:48:32 PM) Drifty: Would be very insane
(05:48:37 PM) Drifty: listening to people kissing
(05:48:42 PM) Starla: lolololol
#416 Up +19/-18 Down August 08 2010 at 12:20:55 pm EDT
(08:19:42 AM) Smiley: you suck
(08:19:42 AM) Fourie: Just like Kirby!
#431 Up +19/-18 Down October 29 2010 at 02:11:07 am EDT
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes
(09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray!
(09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4
(09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P
(09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5
(10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols
(10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf
(10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that?
(10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter!
(10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011?
(10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun
(10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job
(10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper
(10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o
(10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was
(10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it
(10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break
(10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later
(10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._.
(10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
#432 Up +19/-18 Down October 29 2010 at 02:12:46 am EDT
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles
(10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made
(10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod
(10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work
(10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid
(10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles
(10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret
(10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer
(10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you:
(10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD
(10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here
(10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!

...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!

(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices
(10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words
(10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music
(10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart
(10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart
(10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing
(10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P
(10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O
(10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too!
(10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny!
(10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
#462 Up +21/-20 Down September 16 2011 at 11:44:11 pm EDT
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps
Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes
Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too
Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY
Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable
Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS"
Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend
Drifty: or a boyfriend
Drifty: Nah, a botfriend
Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh
Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot! 
Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down
Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn."
Drifty: Threeway bot!
Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT
Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song
Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY
Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T
Drifty: I mean cleverbot
#468 Up +28/-27 Down September 28 2011 at 03:38:04 am EDT
Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl?
Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out
Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall
Старла Эппрет: and it is fall
Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago
Старла Эппрет: so, yeah
Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time!
Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling
Старла Эппрет: Oh may
Drifty: i.e December 12 2012
Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls
Drifty: or when Niagara Falls
Старла Эппрет: This is 2011
Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October?
Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000
Drifty: and 6/6/05
Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly
Drifty: I mean 6/6/06
Drifty: And in 1000
Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time
Drifty: and in so many other dates
Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON
Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING
Drifty: I LOVE YOU
Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD
Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS
Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD
Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
Drifty: ME TOO
Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS
Drifty: LESBOS
Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON
#478 Up +28/-27 Down April 02 2012 at 11:15:35 am EDT
ae2cd6d7131fc037: sup
Starla: WHAT'S HAPPENING
9c142daf11265abb: yay
ae2cd6d7131fc037: see, this is probably a better way
Starla: I'M TALKING TO TWO VERY LONG HEX NUMBERS
Starla: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
Starla: I WILL NOT GIVE IN
Starla: MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS SOME NUMBER
ae2cd6d7131fc037: I'm a girl!
ae2cd6d7131fc037: :P
Starla: WHAT'S POISON CONTROL
Starla: HERE'S THE BABY
9c142daf11265abb: none of this tedium of private convo
Starla: SHE GONE!
#513 Up +1/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 12:59:21 am EDT
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date
ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we
eka-caesum: XD
ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
#519 Up +1/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:25:19 am EDT
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs
hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately
tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j
hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties
hatkirby: C A N D I D A
tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout