hatkirby: balls.com azhdrake: Boobs.org toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis: hatkirby: ain't this the life hatkirby: taint.net toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that. toothpastecanyon: Lol hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny) azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲 toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲 hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!! hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
tinylittlegremlin: [Cries] tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up hatkirby: blergh hatkirby: decomposing, again tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again? hatkirby: happens tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once hatkirby: speak for yourself eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . . hatkirby: ikr hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice tinylittlegremlin: 😭 tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR! hatkirby: what is human resources going to do tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs) hatkirby: for humans eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think- eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human! hatkirby: >:( hatkirby: but that's what they're there for tinylittlegremlin: no its not!! hatkirby: are you sure tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still! hatkirby: :)
azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered. azhdrake: People be lying about snakes hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;) azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw
hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush] toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that hatkirby: Bigger than my dick toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think hatkirby: Help hatkirby: Hi grom toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time tinylittlegremlin: hi guys hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight? tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo: toothpastecanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals! hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!! toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes: hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH hatkirby: EHKEYJTW toothpastecanyon: >:3 hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive: hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive: toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both tinylittlegremlin: :3c hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right tinylittlegremlin: worth it toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥 tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥 toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand tinylittlegremlin: 🤝 tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle: tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth- hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf hatkirby: 😩 hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!