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hatkirby: balls.com
azhdrake: Boobs.org
toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis:
hatkirby: ain't this the life
hatkirby: taint.net
toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ
hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that.
toothpastecanyon: Lol
hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny)
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲
toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ
hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg
toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent
toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf
toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!!
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
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eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king
eka_caesium: Probably
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tinylittlegremlin: [Cries]
tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up
hatkirby: blergh
hatkirby: decomposing, again
tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again?
hatkirby: happens
tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once
hatkirby: speak for yourself
eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . .
hatkirby: ikr
hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice
tinylittlegremlin: 😭
tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR!
hatkirby: what is human resources going to do
tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs)
hatkirby: for humans
eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink:
tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think-
eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink:
tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human!
hatkirby: >:(
hatkirby: but that's what they're there for
tinylittlegremlin: no its not!!
hatkirby: are you sure
tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still!
hatkirby: :)
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azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie
azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are
azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered.
azhdrake: People be lying about snakes
hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it
hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;)
azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw
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hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG
hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush]
toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes:
toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies
hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that
hatkirby: Bigger than my dick
toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf
toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH
hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk
tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS
tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS
tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK
hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY
tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think
hatkirby: Help
hatkirby: Hi grom
toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time
tinylittlegremlin: hi guys
hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush
tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight?
tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip
hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo:
toothpastecanyon: 🦋
hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals!
hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right
hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner
hatkirby: Yes
hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward
toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes:
hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from
toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole
hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH
hatkirby: EHKEYJTW
toothpastecanyon: >:3
hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily
tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played
tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive:
hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper
toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive:
toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website
hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both
tinylittlegremlin: :3c
hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right
tinylittlegremlin: worth it
toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥
tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥
toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand
tinylittlegremlin: 🤝
tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it
hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying
toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle:
tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth-
hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf
hatkirby: 😩
hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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kpalak: I have no context for this but Yikes
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revya: One day I'm gonna check in here n Fef n Danny will be like yeah taucon next week, I hope you all got your tickets, n I'll be like fuck
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eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"
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azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and
> You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment.
The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me.
hatkirby: hmm
hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening
hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?"
azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew
hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
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hatkirby: Give me immortality or give me -- uh. Not gonna finish that thought.