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pallasvoid: awake....
hatkirby: Yeah...
pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed
hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex
pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that
pallasvoid: *nods*
gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking
pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit
pallasvoid: or both
hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both
hatkirby: Well that one came out fine
gasmasque: What did you mean to say?
hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef
hatkirby: Better that time
pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one
hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh
gasmasque: I love being cared into beef
pallasvoid: same
hatkirby: I'm here to help!
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eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much
swbookworm: :blobglare:
swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao
eka_caesium: :smugne:
eka_caesium: Hehehe
hatkirby: PERFECT
hatkirby: USE
hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI
hatkirby: 🏆
eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush:
hatkirby: of course of course
hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101
eka_caesium: Uh huh
eka_caesium: For my gaming degree
hatkirby: obviously
hatkirby: phd in gaming
hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]"
eka_caesium: LMAO
eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc
eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star
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hatkirby: balls.com
azhdrake: Boobs.org
toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis:
hatkirby: ain't this the life
hatkirby: taint.net
toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ
hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that.
toothpastecanyon: Lol
hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny)
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲
toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ
hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg
toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent
toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf
toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!!
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
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eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king
eka_caesium: Probably
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tinylittlegremlin: [Cries]
tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up
hatkirby: blergh
hatkirby: decomposing, again
tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again?
hatkirby: happens
tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once
hatkirby: speak for yourself
eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . .
hatkirby: ikr
hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice
tinylittlegremlin: 😭
tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR!
hatkirby: what is human resources going to do
tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs)
hatkirby: for humans
eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink:
tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think-
eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink:
tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human!
hatkirby: >:(
hatkirby: but that's what they're there for
tinylittlegremlin: no its not!!
hatkirby: are you sure
tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still!
hatkirby: :)
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hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever
hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked?
hatkirby: its just. so good
toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel
alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked??
alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense
hatkirby: how do any of them make sense?
alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular
toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked
hatkirby: bab angel
hatkirby: one one muscle
toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose
toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour
toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked
hatkirby: pfffffft
hatkirby: i cant get over shredded
toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks
toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful
hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded"
toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW
aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.”
aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU
alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED
hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon"
alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK
hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid
toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~
toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD'
eka_caesium: Yeeesss
toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\
hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked"
toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy'
hatkirby: pfffft
toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED
aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again
eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed.
hatkirby: >:D
toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D
aba_daba_do: NO!
hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
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hatkirby: what if people didn’t associate love with the heart? what if they were like oh harold i love you with all of my spleen :blobaww:
pallasvoid: akdjghdkjfh
pallasvoid: I love you with both of my kidneys
hatkirby: my small intestine is digesting so much when i am with you
toothpastecanyon: I love you so much star my eyes explode every time they see you
hatkirby: khgdshkfgkjgkj
pallasvoid: askdjghlakjsgh
hatkirby: nonhuman creature love
pallasvoid: exactly yes
azhdrake: I feel like there are definitely cultures that have associated gonads with love before
azhdrake: I don't feel like googling it but it's like. Right there
pallasvoid: i mean..... implying our culture kinda doesn't lol
hatkirby: my balls create sperm at a frantic rate whenever you are near
azhdrake: I mean we do but not the same way as the heart?
hatkirby: Yeah that’s kind of an obvious one
azhdrake: We have the weird taboo about it which most cultures historically haven't had.
hatkirby: i ovulate every time we touch
rindomness: Morning, what am I reading
hatkirby: hello rin!
azhdrake: Welcome to the 18+ chat!!!!
azhdrake: Sometimes we talk about gonads!!!
azhdrake: Mostly we don't though
hatkirby: i swear we do not usually talk about gonads
rindomness: Hfhfkfhfkd
doomsdayfairy: hmm this sure is... a conversation
pallasvoid: asdlghkadjfg
pallasvoid: yeah this is an unusual one for the 18+ chat, ironically
azhdrake: Aw yeah.... I made it weird.
hatkirby: spermatogenesis jail for you
doomsdayfairy: personally I store my love in the guts
toothpastecanyon: Guys!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Guts!!!!
azhdrake: God googling things and
hatkirby: My liver cleaves off a little bit of the prodrug part of lisdexamfetamine whenever we kiss, allowing some adderall to enter into my bloodstream and treat my adhd 🥰
azhdrake: RIP to you but I'm different
pallasvoid: same Bees
doomsdayfairy: oof
azhdrake: Star I love you
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hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG
hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush]
toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes:
toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies
hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that
hatkirby: Bigger than my dick
toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf
toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH
hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk
tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS
tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS
tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK
hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY
tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think
hatkirby: Help
hatkirby: Hi grom
toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time
tinylittlegremlin: hi guys
hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush
tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight?
tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip
hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo:
toothpastecanyon: 🦋
hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals!
hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right
hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner
hatkirby: Yes
hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward
toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes:
hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from
toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole
hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH
hatkirby: EHKEYJTW
toothpastecanyon: >:3
hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily
tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played
tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive:
hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper
toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive:
toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website
hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both
tinylittlegremlin: :3c
hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right
tinylittlegremlin: worth it
toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥
tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥
toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand
tinylittlegremlin: 🤝
tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it
hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying
toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle:
tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth-
hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf
hatkirby: 😩
hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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kpalak: I have no context for this but Yikes
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revya: One day I'm gonna check in here n Fef n Danny will be like yeah taucon next week, I hope you all got your tickets, n I'll be like fuck