ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much swbookworm: :blobglare: swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao eka_caesium: :smugne: eka_caesium: Hehehe hatkirby: PERFECT hatkirby: USE hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI hatkirby: 🏆 eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush: hatkirby: of course of course hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101 eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: For my gaming degree hatkirby: obviously hatkirby: phd in gaming hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]" eka_caesium: LMAO eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star
hatkirby: balls.com azhdrake: Boobs.org toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis: hatkirby: ain't this the life hatkirby: taint.net toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that. toothpastecanyon: Lol hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny) azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲 toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲 hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!! hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
tinylittlegremlin: [Cries] tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up hatkirby: blergh hatkirby: decomposing, again tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again? hatkirby: happens tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once hatkirby: speak for yourself eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . . hatkirby: ikr hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice tinylittlegremlin: 😭 tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR! hatkirby: what is human resources going to do tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs) hatkirby: for humans eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think- eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human! hatkirby: >:( hatkirby: but that's what they're there for tinylittlegremlin: no its not!! hatkirby: are you sure tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still! hatkirby: :)
azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered. azhdrake: People be lying about snakes hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;) azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw
hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush] toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that hatkirby: Bigger than my dick toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think hatkirby: Help hatkirby: Hi grom toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time tinylittlegremlin: hi guys hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight? tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo: toothpastecanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals! hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!! toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes: hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH hatkirby: EHKEYJTW toothpastecanyon: >:3 hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive: hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive: toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both tinylittlegremlin: :3c hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right tinylittlegremlin: worth it toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥 tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥 toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand tinylittlegremlin: 🤝 tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle: tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth- hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf hatkirby: 😩 hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩