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avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently
avespecora: no it is bed time
hatkirby: uwu
pallasvoid: same
hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie
avespecora: yes yes let's see.....
avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount
avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End"
hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
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hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons
pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha
hatkirby: Haha
hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel
pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg
hatkirby: I'm so funny today
pallasvoid: you are <3
hatkirby: <3
pallasvoid: love that for you
azhdrake: Morning
hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
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toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce
eka_caesium: what now
eka_caesium: what sauce
azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️
tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce
tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy
toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal
azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce
eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous:
tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see
tinylittlegremlin: Tooth
azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon.
toothpastecanyon: grem 💙
azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders.
tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk
hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast:
tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you
toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle:
azhdrake: Hey star
azhdrake: Hello
toothpastecanyon: star!
toothpastecanyon: we love u!!
azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation
hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders"
tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things
toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg
toothpastecanyon: the budders
tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders'
tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor
hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all
toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd
toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved
tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important
azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet
toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow
hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges
eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok
tinylittlegremlin: Lmao
hatkirby: you've milked your last meat
hatkirby: 🔪
azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo
hatkirby: YALLS
azhdrake: I am fucking DYING
hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF
toothpastecanyon: STAR
eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA
toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame
tinylittlegremlin: 😈
hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED
eka_caesium: GOOD
tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR
hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !
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tinylittlegremlin: Twin souls kinnies, aka Twinnies or in the singular: Twinny,-
hatkirby: djkhfkaf
tinylittlegremlin: I sufter the though, you suffer the thought too
toothpastecanyon: yesssss I love that except for the twinner part but yeah before that hell yeah grem
tinylittlegremlin: XD
tinylittlegremlin: Ok now i want a fic where alcors pretending to human and when he tries to reveal his secret everyone just thinks hes a closet twinny
tinylittlegremlin: Not just a twinner
tinylittlegremlin: But a twinny
hatkirby: omG
hatkirby: kjhsadkfh
hatkirby: IDEAS THO
hatkirby: alcor tries to tell someone and they're like "oh thanks for feeling comfortable enough telling me something like that! i know people say it's cringe but i'm alcor kin too... hey why do you look like you're gonna be sick"
tinylittlegremlin: XD
azhdrake: "Oh don't tell me you're a no doubles kind of guy"
tinylittlegremlin: Every time he tries to prove it theyre just like "man ur rlly commited to this arentcha"
hatkirby: 😶
theentity0808: :blobglare:
tinylittlegremlin: NO DOUBLES ADAGSJSKSKAJAVSJDKDMXM
azhdrake: And that's how space california gets blown up
tinylittlegremlin: *Gjfhskalalijho*
azhdrake: "COULD A KINNIE DO THIS???"
azhdrake: "oh fuck not again"
hatkirby: kjDSHF
tinylittlegremlin: Bees ur killing me
tinylittlegremlin: Im dead
tinylittlegremlin: Youve slain me
tinylittlegremlin: The news reports tho-
tinylittlegremlin: "Alcor 'kinnie' blows up space california"
azhdrake: ;oafjo;awefjo;awiejf;iaw
tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls: harmless romance or unspeakable crime?"
hatkirby: you're laughing. the world's biggest alcor kinnie blowed up space california to turn space georgia blue in the elections, and you're laughing.
azhdrake: FCANWEFKAWJEV:KAGWEGVA
tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls encouraging violence in The Youth"
tinylittlegremlin: Im no just laughing im ***howling***
hatkirby: >:D
azhdrake: I mean. "The world's biggest Alcor kinnie" is, if you think about it, a technically correct description of Dipper
tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze*
azhdrake: Are we all not but the worlds biggest kinners of ourselves?
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azhdrake: So I've been really wanting to do some fucking table top recently, but my IRL friend group has one (1) person who likes to gm and they can't stick to a project to save their life so I figured that wasn't going to happen... and then it occurred to me that I'm a person and I can GM so now I'm planning out a big cross dimensional treasure hunt bullshit quest thing, which is being fun.
I decided that one of the things my players need to find is in one of those arcade fun zone type things like you get at roller rinks, except despite having the exact aesthetic of the early 2000s roller rink's arcade area that I went to as school trips in elementary school they take themselves super seriously and everyone's treating it like one would a casino.
azhdrake: The line "High stakes claw game" is in my notes.
toothpastecanyon: !!!
hatkirby: high stakes claw game you mean patty cake with alcor
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toothpastecanyon: Omg you guys I found the most mistimed ad ever
toothpastecanyon: I have to look at peoples bank statements and they often had ads near the back
toothpastecanyon: I was looking at a statement from January 2020 from a vacation home
toothpastecanyon: And it was like ‘the future is 2020’ and I was like ohhhhg no it’s not
hatkirby: oh nooo
hatkirby: pfft
toothpastecanyon: Also bank statement ads in general are weird they’re like ‘we PROUDLY accept American Express cards’ and it’s v funny to me
toothpastecanyon: ‘Yes we proudly will let you pay us’
hatkirby: Lol
azhdrake: We PROUDLY accept American Express. We BEGRUDGINGLY accept Visa. FUCK YOU if you use Master Card.
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hatkirby: like yes definitely, a lot of men have been seeing me, no not romantically. i have been appearing in their night terrors
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azhdrake: I don't know enough about being able to make pictures with your mind to answer the question.
hatkirby: i was gonna say "imagine not having aphantasia" but that's kinda the problem, isn't it
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hatkirby: Someone said the word sherbet and now I NEED some
hatkirby: I will sit here consumed by lust for the entire evening
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ToothPasteCanyon: star what if I get. Marmite
ToothPasteCanyon: I just realised they sell it on amazon
hatkirby: well. You will be judged
hatkirby: but i think you should do it!
ToothPasteCanyon: 🦋
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: i'm sorry tooth but you're opening yourself up to "🫵 British"
ToothPasteCanyon: 😔 😔 😔
ToothPasteCanyon: that's true
ToothPasteCanyon: oh darn it I need to buy something else for free shipping
hatkirby: union jack
ToothPasteCanyon: shoots you dead
hatkirby: kjhsfdkjhfsdkjf
hatkirby: cackling