eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg hatkirby: I'm so funny today pallasvoid: you are <3 hatkirby: <3 pallasvoid: love that for you azhdrake: Morning hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !
tinylittlegremlin: Twin souls kinnies, aka Twinnies or in the singular: Twinny,- hatkirby: djkhfkaf tinylittlegremlin: I sufter the though, you suffer the thought too toothpastecanyon: yesssss I love that except for the twinner part but yeah before that hell yeah grem tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: Ok now i want a fic where alcors pretending to human and when he tries to reveal his secret everyone just thinks hes a closet twinny tinylittlegremlin: Not just a twinner tinylittlegremlin: But a twinny hatkirby: omG hatkirby: kjhsadkfh hatkirby: IDEAS THO hatkirby: alcor tries to tell someone and they're like "oh thanks for feeling comfortable enough telling me something like that! i know people say it's cringe but i'm alcor kin too... hey why do you look like you're gonna be sick" tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: "Oh don't tell me you're a no doubles kind of guy" tinylittlegremlin: Every time he tries to prove it theyre just like "man ur rlly commited to this arentcha" hatkirby: 😶 theentity0808: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: NO DOUBLES ADAGSJSKSKAJAVSJDKDMXM azhdrake: And that's how space california gets blown up tinylittlegremlin: *Gjfhskalalijho* azhdrake: "COULD A KINNIE DO THIS???" azhdrake: "oh fuck not again" hatkirby: kjDSHF tinylittlegremlin: Bees ur killing me tinylittlegremlin: Im dead tinylittlegremlin: Youve slain me tinylittlegremlin: The news reports tho- tinylittlegremlin: "Alcor 'kinnie' blows up space california" azhdrake: ;oafjo;awefjo;awiejf;iaw tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls: harmless romance or unspeakable crime?" hatkirby: you're laughing. the world's biggest alcor kinnie blowed up space california to turn space georgia blue in the elections, and you're laughing. azhdrake: FCANWEFKAWJEV:KAGWEGVA tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls encouraging violence in The Youth" tinylittlegremlin: Im no just laughing im ***howling*** hatkirby: >:D azhdrake: I mean. "The world's biggest Alcor kinnie" is, if you think about it, a technically correct description of Dipper tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* azhdrake: Are we all not but the worlds biggest kinners of ourselves?
azhdrake: So I've been really wanting to do some fucking table top recently, but my IRL friend group has one (1) person who likes to gm and they can't stick to a project to save their life so I figured that wasn't going to happen... and then it occurred to me that I'm a person and I can GM so now I'm planning out a big cross dimensional treasure hunt bullshit quest thing, which is being fun. I decided that one of the things my players need to find is in one of those arcade fun zone type things like you get at roller rinks, except despite having the exact aesthetic of the early 2000s roller rink's arcade area that I went to as school trips in elementary school they take themselves super seriously and everyone's treating it like one would a casino. azhdrake: The line "High stakes claw game" is in my notes. toothpastecanyon: !!! hatkirby: high stakes claw game you mean patty cake with alcor
toothpastecanyon: Omg you guys I found the most mistimed ad ever toothpastecanyon: I have to look at peoples bank statements and they often had ads near the back toothpastecanyon: I was looking at a statement from January 2020 from a vacation home toothpastecanyon: And it was like ‘the future is 2020’ and I was like ohhhhg no it’s not hatkirby: oh nooo hatkirby: pfft toothpastecanyon: Also bank statement ads in general are weird they’re like ‘we PROUDLY accept American Express cards’ and it’s v funny to me toothpastecanyon: ‘Yes we proudly will let you pay us’ hatkirby: Lol azhdrake: We PROUDLY accept American Express. We BEGRUDGINGLY accept Visa. FUCK YOU if you use Master Card.