(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes (09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray! (09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4 (09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P (09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5 (10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.< (10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols (10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf (10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that? (10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter! (10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011? (10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun (10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job (10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper (10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o (10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was (10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it (10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break (10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later (10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._. (10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles (10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made (10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod (10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work (10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid (10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles (10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret (10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer (10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you: (10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD (10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here (10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!
...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!
(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices (10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words (10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music (10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart (10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart (10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing (10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P (10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O (10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too! (10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny! (10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS" Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend Drifty: or a boyfriend Drifty: Nah, a botfriend Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot!  Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn." Drifty: Threeway bot! Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T Drifty: I mean cleverbot
Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl? Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall Старла Эппрет: and it is fall Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago Старла Эппрет: so, yeah Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time! Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling Старла Эппрет: Oh may Drifty: i.e December 12 2012 Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls Drifty: or when Niagara Falls Старла Эппрет: This is 2011 Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October? Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000 Drifty: and 6/6/05 Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly Drifty: I mean 6/6/06 Drifty: And in 1000 Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time Drifty: and in so many other dates Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING Drifty: I LOVE YOU Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU Drifty: ME TOO Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS Drifty: LESBOS Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON
ae2cd6d7131fc037: sup Starla: WHAT'S HAPPENING 9c142daf11265abb: yay ae2cd6d7131fc037: see, this is probably a better way Starla: I'M TALKING TO TWO VERY LONG HEX NUMBERS Starla: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE Starla: I WILL NOT GIVE IN Starla: MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS SOME NUMBER ae2cd6d7131fc037: I'm a girl! ae2cd6d7131fc037: :P Starla: WHAT'S POISON CONTROL Starla: HERE'S THE BABY 9c142daf11265abb: none of this tedium of private convo Starla: SHE GONE!
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much swbookworm: :blobglare: swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao eka_caesium: :smugne: eka_caesium: Hehehe hatkirby: PERFECT hatkirby: USE hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI hatkirby: 🏆 eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush: hatkirby: of course of course hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101 eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: For my gaming degree hatkirby: obviously hatkirby: phd in gaming hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]" eka_caesium: LMAO eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star