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(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes
(09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray!
(09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4
(09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P
(09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5
(10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols
(10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf
(10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that?
(10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter!
(10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011?
(10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun
(10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job
(10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper
(10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o
(10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was
(10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it
(10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break
(10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later
(10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._.
(10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
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(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles
(10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made
(10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod
(10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work
(10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid
(10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles
(10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret
(10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer
(10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you:
(10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD
(10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here
(10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!

...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!

(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices
(10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words
(10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music
(10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart
(10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart
(10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing
(10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P
(10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O
(10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too!
(10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny!
(10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
#462 Up +21/-20 Down
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps
Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes
Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too
Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY
Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable
Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS"
Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend
Drifty: or a boyfriend
Drifty: Nah, a botfriend
Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh
Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot! 
Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down
Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn."
Drifty: Threeway bot!
Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT
Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song
Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY
Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T
Drifty: I mean cleverbot
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Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl?
Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out
Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall
Старла Эппрет: and it is fall
Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago
Старла Эппрет: so, yeah
Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time!
Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling
Старла Эппрет: Oh may
Drifty: i.e December 12 2012
Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls
Drifty: or when Niagara Falls
Старла Эппрет: This is 2011
Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October?
Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000
Drifty: and 6/6/05
Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly
Drifty: I mean 6/6/06
Drifty: And in 1000
Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time
Drifty: and in so many other dates
Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON
Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING
Drifty: I LOVE YOU
Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD
Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS
Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD
Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
Drifty: ME TOO
Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS
Drifty: LESBOS
Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON
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ae2cd6d7131fc037: sup
Starla: WHAT'S HAPPENING
9c142daf11265abb: yay
ae2cd6d7131fc037: see, this is probably a better way
Starla: I'M TALKING TO TWO VERY LONG HEX NUMBERS
Starla: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
Starla: I WILL NOT GIVE IN
Starla: MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS SOME NUMBER
ae2cd6d7131fc037: I'm a girl!
ae2cd6d7131fc037: :P
Starla: WHAT'S POISON CONTROL
Starla: HERE'S THE BABY
9c142daf11265abb: none of this tedium of private convo
Starla: SHE GONE!
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ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date
ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we
eka-caesum: XD
ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
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hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs
hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately
tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j
hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties
hatkirby: C A N D I D A
tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
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hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange
gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice
hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls
hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling
gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
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pallasvoid: awake....
hatkirby: Yeah...
pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed
hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex
pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that
pallasvoid: *nods*
gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking
pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit
pallasvoid: or both
hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both
hatkirby: Well that one came out fine
gasmasque: What did you mean to say?
hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef
hatkirby: Better that time
pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one
hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh
gasmasque: I love being cared into beef
pallasvoid: same
hatkirby: I'm here to help!
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eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much
swbookworm: :blobglare:
swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao
eka_caesium: :smugne:
eka_caesium: Hehehe
hatkirby: PERFECT
hatkirby: USE
hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI
hatkirby: 🏆
eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush:
hatkirby: of course of course
hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101
eka_caesium: Uh huh
eka_caesium: For my gaming degree
hatkirby: obviously
hatkirby: phd in gaming
hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]"
eka_caesium: LMAO
eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc
eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star