ToothPasteCanyon: star what if I get. Marmite ToothPasteCanyon: I just realised they sell it on amazon hatkirby: well. You will be judged hatkirby: but i think you should do it! ToothPasteCanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: i'm sorry tooth but you're opening yourself up to "🫵 British" ToothPasteCanyon: 😔 😔 😔 ToothPasteCanyon: that's true ToothPasteCanyon: oh darn it I need to buy something else for free shipping hatkirby: union jack ToothPasteCanyon: shoots you dead hatkirby: kjhsfdkjhfsdkjf hatkirby: cackling
#644Up+1/-0DownNovember 07 2023 at 09:06:15 pm EST
tinylittlegremlin: on thin ice there, tooth toothpastecanyon: And I'm jumping up and down 🥰
#650Up+1/-0DownNovember 30 2023 at 09:41:13 pm EST
tinylittlegremlin: hi eka tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: eka_caesium: I heard they let worms wriggle around on the counters at starbucks tinylittlegremlin: this is true, we do eka_caesium: Messed up tinylittlegremlin: 🫙 tinylittlegremlin: yup tinylittlegremlin: [shakes you around in the jar] swbookworm: oh are u getting in a jar grem? tinylittlegremlin: no its ekas tuirn to be jarred today swbookworm: ah okay cool swbookworm: :jarshake: tinylittlegremlin: making an eka jam [dumps in sugar] swbookworm: oh sweet azhdrake: sugar is, yes toothpastecanyon: eka jam... toothpastecanyon: I thought ekas came in slices tinylittlegremlin: thats why were shaking! to mash em up w trhe sugar azhdrake: I do hate to say this though, Grem, but you're supposed to add sugar to the jam while the rest of the jam is boiling azhdrake: it's not gonna mix properly if you just shake it toothpastecanyon: maybe it's a revolutionary new type of jam tinylittlegremlin: well i think ur suipposed to marinate it so the jusices dissolve into the sugar tinylittlegremlin: then cook tinylittlegremlin: kind alike a syrup azhdrake: When I've made jam you boil the fruit and add sugar to it azhdrake: as it's boiling tinylittlegremlin: the way my family does it you add the sugar first then set it on the fire and mix till it boils azhdrake: And then add the pectin too azhdrake: huh tinylittlegremlin: sugar dissolves as you go azhdrake: different strats tinylittlegremlin: both tasty 😋 tinylittlegremlin: the heck is pectin azhdrake: It. It's what jams the jam? So it's not runny? tinylittlegremlin: wild tinylittlegremlin: we just reduce azhdrake: Like some fruits do have naturally occurring pectin but a lot of them you need to add some tinylittlegremlin: boil the liquid away.... azhdrake: You normally do both eka_caesium: You're all losers I am basically identical to guava and this is going to smell disgusting
#653Up+1/-0DownDecember 01 2023 at 09:45:20 am EST
eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png hatkirby: What is this hatkirby: Help eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979" eka_caesium: The previous record holder was eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,, hatkirby: WOW hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!! eka_caesium: XD toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again
#656Up+1/-0DownDecember 13 2023 at 07:59:08 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: sleepy..... tinylittlegremlin: oh perfect, you wont resist tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: ✂️ toothpastecanyon: grem what are you doiiiiing tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping] toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous: eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka help eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka that's not helping eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: toothpastecanyon: abandoned!!! ciphycnidaria: WHAAAT THATS SO EXCITINNNGGG I HOPE ITS AMAZING novaluknight: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH eka_caesium: I'm sure you'll be fine, Tooth eka_caesium: You trust Grem, right? toothpastecanyon: I trust grem with my life unless they're doing a bit in which case I do not trust them at all eka_caesium: I see toothpastecanyon: and they're doing a bit...!!! eka_caesium: So you're one of those wishy washy people toothpastecanyon: well it depends eka_caesium: :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :blobamused: tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping intensifies] toothpastecanyon: gremmmm what are you doiiing eka_caesium: Didn't you want a haircut eka_caesium: Let's be positive here toothpastecanyon: B+ 🤔 swbookworm: hey b+ is a decent grade! good job grem keep it up toothpastecanyon: booook swbookworm: yes tooth? swbookworm: :blobpeek: toothpastecanyon: grem is being ominous :owo: swbookworm: so just business as usual then? swbookworm: i feel like grem is ominous so often that it's normal, it's when grem is *not* being ominous that we need to be concerned toothpastecanyon: grem can't not be ominous... swbookworm: which is why if theyre every not ominous we need to be concerned about it! swbookworm: so this is business as usual! which means you have nothing to worry about :) tinylittlegremlin: well nuts now i need to fgiure out how to not be ominous toothpastecanyon: it's a really hard skill for a demon to learn tinylittlegremlin: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: yknow what just for that comment tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of buzzing] swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775 toothpastecanyon: buzzing :blobaww: 🐝 tinylittlegremlin: you too book. get over here :raynaud: swbookworm: :unoreverse: :grabby::hands: tinylittlegremlin: ✂️ swbookworm: ✂️ ✂️
#658Up+1/-0DownDecember 15 2023 at 08:05:57 pm EST
azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm hatkirby: no i saw that azhdrake: No you didn't hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm azhdrake: I can hatkirby: I won't let you azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh azhdrake: Hey Grem tinylittlegremlin: hi bees hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now tinylittlegremlin: also dinner toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
#659Up+1/-0DownDecember 15 2023 at 10:58:28 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: star what time is it right now to the minute hatkirby: ten fifty sex azhdrake: Nine fifty sex here ;) toothpastecanyon: umm it's twenty two fifty sex actually hatkirby: 🫵 british
#660Up+1/-0DownDecember 21 2023 at 08:11:08 pm EST
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints? newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us newsoupvi: It was something like newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls" newsoupvi: lol t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls" newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference newsoupvi: Well newsoupvi: As in newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls" newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer newsoupvi: Lol t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case t1mshady: In fact t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/ t1mshady: Here it is t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint) newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in witness newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭 hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls" hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually t1mshady: So many game saves in there now newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked newsoupvi: How did you not know this newsoupvi: This is common knowledge espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game? exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
#680Up+1/-0DownFebruary 08 2024 at 05:47:48 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
