park3r2_: I still think it's weird [that you wouldn't accept a Legacy Any% run] hatkirby: It's not supposed to be a real category though, it's like just a limitation of speedrun.com hatkirby: You have to have both [Current and Legacy] subcategories for every category hatkirby: It's like if speedrun.com just created a fake new top level category called Blergle% and mods were like "hey we don't know what that is so like please don't submit to it" park3r2_: Blergle%?? park3r2_: What is that?? hatkirby: That's what I'm saying! hatkirby: So like don't submit to it park3r2_: Wait seriously is this a real thing? hatkirby: Yeah yknow... You get the blergle park3r2_: In The Witness getting straight *blergled*
rever: I artificially inflate my numbers tho rever: I dont have that many i just change the number so its higher exempt_medic: *Rever likes inflation* 📝 rever: W- rever: DO NOT THE NOTE rever: I WILL THE MOD ABUSE rever: /j newsoupvi: :noted: rever: O'm fjdsgsyu es newsoupvi: :FuwaNote: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down I don't have a pen newsoupvi: is hatkirby: kILLS YOTU hatkirby: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down, "too huge and unwieldy" is the way I would describe my pen rever: rose triangle exempt_medic: Just gotta meet a better wielder
toothpastecanyon: news articles in my feed that might be written by a demon toothpastecanyon: > About Your Skin toothpastecanyon: > What you should know about your body's biggest organ. hatkirby: [me two and a half years later's response] well that might be YOUR biggest organ but mine is, well, azhdrake: Mine's my small intestines what the fuck is going on with your skin that could make it bigger then the small intestines? hatkirby: [confused about the concept that smaller organs are actually bigger] yeah well my penis is so small you can't even see it anymore
hatkirby: like. Why is the internet like this now azhdrake: Because AI! azhdrake: Gotta scrape everything to teach the robots how to talk like a person!!! hatkirby: yeah we'll they're learning how to talk about yaoi obsessed homos on here
Wordle#2092: Exempt-Medic was playing exempt_medic: Wtf exempt_medic: that should never have worked exempt_medic: I cannot believe somebody said "Oh, you know, your guy cousin with the name" and I knew who they were talking about XD hatkirby: sucks that i don't play wordle. now i'll never know exempt's guy cousin's remarkable name exempt_medic: They were unrelated hatkirby: ah. was the wordle answer his phone number? qwint: unrelated cousins? :O exempt_medic: YALL I CANT KEEP LAUGHING