newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this exempt_medic: I am gonna die hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals] exempt_medic: YES hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm hatkirby: Insane hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?! exempt_medic: Wow, TIL hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel exempt_medic: The ship, no? hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs hatkirby: Yes scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention newsoupvi: :sad: hatkirby: Lmao hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven. newsoupvi: Listen newsoupvi: I will never forget newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report hatkirby: NOOO hatkirby: Gkskgsks newsoupvi: So true hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal. newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug: newsoupvi: There is nothing newsoupvi: that you can say newsoupvi: It's too late hatkirby: :blobfree:
hatkirby: ✨ exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice" hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice hatkirby: so that's just a given exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice newsoupvi: Yes newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs