azhdrake: Writing is good and fun hatkirby: that's true! or so i have read tinylittlegremlin: i want nap azhdrake: Currently writing a conversation where one of the characters is embodying the post thats "I will lie, cheat, and steal if it means getting out of a conversation I don't want to be in. My sense of ethical behaviour vanishes entirely when I want people to stop speaking to me. One time I pretended to not know what Egypt was so someone would stop talking to me about their vacation plans." tinylittlegremlin: i also want draw tinylittlegremlin: these conflicting desire sure do conflicts azhdrake: You can nap and then draw when you wake up tinylittlegremlin: but want draw now hatkirby: oh man if only i could do that azhdrake: Lie cheat and steal or write a conversation? hatkirby: get out of a conversation azhdrake: You can do it. I believe in you. hatkirby: [turns around and leaves without answering you] tinylittlegremlin: star nooooo azhdrake: That's the bitch!
gasmasque: There’s a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that there’s no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny toothpastecanyon: Lol azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag hatkirby: gravity fucks azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor gasmasque: I think it’s back now? hatkirby: it is not back tinylittlegremlin: nope gasmasque: Really? tinylittlegremlin: not back gasmasque: I’ve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: ' azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna azhdrake: but you can get banned for it gasmasque: I don’t really care enough to do that hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though hatkirby: WHAT tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say gasmasque: It’s the pornbots dming me that’s annoying hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random gasmasque: Star’s just got too much cock on the brain to function hatkirby: Yeah it's true hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK hatkirby: Stopppppp gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony hatkirby: 🔫 :Cry: azhdrake: Maybe he's poly hatkirby: i guess i don't know that! hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive hatkirby: Lol tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj hatkirby: hjgkj hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts" toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
tinylittlegremlin: hi eka tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: eka_caesium: I heard they let worms wriggle around on the counters at starbucks tinylittlegremlin: this is true, we do eka_caesium: Messed up tinylittlegremlin: 🫙 tinylittlegremlin: yup tinylittlegremlin: [shakes you around in the jar] swbookworm: oh are u getting in a jar grem? tinylittlegremlin: no its ekas tuirn to be jarred today swbookworm: ah okay cool swbookworm: :jarshake: tinylittlegremlin: making an eka jam [dumps in sugar] swbookworm: oh sweet azhdrake: sugar is, yes toothpastecanyon: eka jam... toothpastecanyon: I thought ekas came in slices tinylittlegremlin: thats why were shaking! to mash em up w trhe sugar azhdrake: I do hate to say this though, Grem, but you're supposed to add sugar to the jam while the rest of the jam is boiling azhdrake: it's not gonna mix properly if you just shake it toothpastecanyon: maybe it's a revolutionary new type of jam tinylittlegremlin: well i think ur suipposed to marinate it so the jusices dissolve into the sugar tinylittlegremlin: then cook tinylittlegremlin: kind alike a syrup azhdrake: When I've made jam you boil the fruit and add sugar to it azhdrake: as it's boiling tinylittlegremlin: the way my family does it you add the sugar first then set it on the fire and mix till it boils azhdrake: And then add the pectin too azhdrake: huh tinylittlegremlin: sugar dissolves as you go azhdrake: different strats tinylittlegremlin: both tasty 😋 tinylittlegremlin: the heck is pectin azhdrake: It. It's what jams the jam? So it's not runny? tinylittlegremlin: wild tinylittlegremlin: we just reduce azhdrake: Like some fruits do have naturally occurring pectin but a lot of them you need to add some tinylittlegremlin: boil the liquid away.... azhdrake: You normally do both eka_caesium: You're all losers I am basically identical to guava and this is going to smell disgusting
eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png hatkirby: What is this hatkirby: Help eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979" eka_caesium: The previous record holder was eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,, hatkirby: WOW hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!! eka_caesium: XD toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again
toothpastecanyon: sleepy..... tinylittlegremlin: oh perfect, you wont resist tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: ✂️ toothpastecanyon: grem what are you doiiiiing tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping] toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous: eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka help eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka that's not helping eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: toothpastecanyon: abandoned!!! ciphycnidaria: WHAAAT THATS SO EXCITINNNGGG I HOPE ITS AMAZING novaluknight: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH eka_caesium: I'm sure you'll be fine, Tooth eka_caesium: You trust Grem, right? toothpastecanyon: I trust grem with my life unless they're doing a bit in which case I do not trust them at all eka_caesium: I see toothpastecanyon: and they're doing a bit...!!! eka_caesium: So you're one of those wishy washy people toothpastecanyon: well it depends eka_caesium: :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :blobamused: tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping intensifies] toothpastecanyon: gremmmm what are you doiiing eka_caesium: Didn't you want a haircut eka_caesium: Let's be positive here toothpastecanyon: B+ 🤔 swbookworm: hey b+ is a decent grade! good job grem keep it up toothpastecanyon: booook swbookworm: yes tooth? swbookworm: :blobpeek: toothpastecanyon: grem is being ominous :owo: swbookworm: so just business as usual then? swbookworm: i feel like grem is ominous so often that it's normal, it's when grem is *not* being ominous that we need to be concerned toothpastecanyon: grem can't not be ominous... swbookworm: which is why if theyre every not ominous we need to be concerned about it! swbookworm: so this is business as usual! which means you have nothing to worry about :) tinylittlegremlin: well nuts now i need to fgiure out how to not be ominous toothpastecanyon: it's a really hard skill for a demon to learn tinylittlegremlin: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: yknow what just for that comment tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of buzzing] swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775 toothpastecanyon: buzzing :blobaww: 🐝 tinylittlegremlin: you too book. get over here :raynaud: swbookworm: :unoreverse: :grabby::hands: tinylittlegremlin: ✂️ swbookworm: ✂️ ✂️
azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm hatkirby: no i saw that azhdrake: No you didn't hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm azhdrake: I can hatkirby: I won't let you azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh azhdrake: Hey Grem tinylittlegremlin: hi bees hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now tinylittlegremlin: also dinner toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints? newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us newsoupvi: It was something like newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls" newsoupvi: lol t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls" newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference newsoupvi: Well newsoupvi: As in newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls" newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer newsoupvi: Lol t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case t1mshady: In fact t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/ t1mshady: Here it is t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint) newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in witness newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭 hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls" hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually t1mshady: So many game saves in there now newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked newsoupvi: How did you not know this newsoupvi: This is common knowledge espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game? exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
azhdrake: > solid liquid gas plasma azhdrake: Bose–Einstein condensate just ain't good enough, huh? hatkirby: fuck that bitch azhdrake: :gasp: tinylittlegremlin: lol hatkirby: i just met them and i have only contempt azhdrake: I love it its such a little weirdo hatkirby: lol
newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly scipio: Are you a pinball newsoupvi: Yes
toothpastecanyon: farewell 25% deathless!! hatkirby: yeah i got one room farther yesterday gasmasque: :blobaww: hatkirby: i was so surprised that i stopped paying attention and immediately died
