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exempt_medic: I remembered today how I used to ask my mom what French stuff said, and then at the age of 14 Katy Perry had me asking her what "ménage à trois" meant
hatkirby: omg
hatkirby: ok one time as like a 12 year old i was reading a book about protecting systems from hackers and there was a bit talking about spam and social engineering and i asked my mom "what does erection mean"
exempt_medic: Every single part of that sentence is so incredibly you
hatkirby: XD
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hatkirby: Naan is so good. It's good with sauce. Which is easy when you're goated with the sauce.
rever: And it's good with hummus
park3r2_: I would not have ever considered hummus to be a sauce
hatkirby: Well I meant more like tikka masala sauce
rever: Or like butter chicken sauce
park3r2_: What would you know about that, veggieboy?
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rever: There's one game in there that is literally gambling (horse-race kind of game)
rever: That's about it
park3r2_: Ooooo I love betting on the horseys
rever: Sometimes if you go too hard on them they just die though
rever: (this is true)
hatkirby: Wat
park3r2_: Please rephrase that
rever: uh wait yeah hold on
hatkirby: that's not even what i was reacting to lol
park3r2_: Oh
hatkirby: just the idea that you can somehow influence the horses in the race to die
rever: You can dope the horseys, then sometimes they die in the game
rever: or something
rever: Like they just die randomly somtimes
hatkirby: Horses do that in real life too
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hatkirby: Penile nuclear bomb ground zero syndrome
toothpastecanyon: you said it man
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rever: Ouais j'vais dormir en bas
hatkirby: Brherberhbrbrhphh
rever: Sorry for French
kf01: doesn't bother me none
hatkirby: Wait, was that French? I literally thought you were babbling, I'm so sorry
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park3r2_: I guess you only need glove for woman
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hatkirby: like. Why is the internet like this now
azhdrake: Because AI!
azhdrake: Gotta scrape everything to teach the robots how to talk like a person!!!
hatkirby: yeah we'll they're learning how to talk about yaoi obsessed homos on here
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toothpastecanyon: my tummy hurts a bit (not accepting suggestions as to why)
hatkirby: maybe it's a manifestation of your sin
azhdrake: maybe it's maybelline
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revya: It feels very American that this goodwill has a notice that they will not take firearms
swbookworm: who tries to donate firearms to a *goodwill?*
toothpastecanyon: definitely Someone
swbookworm: ...i say, before remembering that i did once try to donate a katana to goodwill and they told me they couldnt take it without the sheath
toothpastecanyon: dfgdfhfh
swbookworm: (plastic sheath. renfest katana. not very sharp at all. the shitty plastic sheath breaking is why roommate tried to donate it. i think it might still be in my car actually?)
toothpastecanyon: always ready
eka_caesium: You can fight The Whale
toothpastecanyon: you can fight me
revya: Homestuck characters behavior
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azhdrake: I'm imagining pinwheel like "plants", getting energy through their propellers, rooting into the side of the ship, drifting through the currents,
azhdrake: Some getting huge, fucking windmill ass organisms
azhdrake: some evolving sharp propellers so they're harder to eat, which become a hazard because they can slice up your sails if they pass through
azhdrake: OH SHIT
azhdrake: Stars would be LOUD out here!!!
hatkirby: i always am
azhdrake: fawefawfgawgeshryjdt
toothpastecanyon: :blobaww:
azhdrake: But yeah unfathomably large giant fusion balls in open air? God damn. Don't get too close
toothpastecanyon: bees is just baiting star at this point :blobamused:
azhdrake: >:( I'm trying to talk about worldbuilding!
toothpastecanyon: :blobpeek:
azhdrake: It's not my fault that large balls are just a very relevant thing when talking about astronomy!
toothpastecanyon: wow your balls are so relevant :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Are your balls topical or are you just happy to see me?