Student 1: I scraped two layers of skin off this finger, and three off this one. Tamasys: OMG, how? Student 1: I was trying to fix a draw at work [KFC] last night, and I caught my fingers. ------ LATER THAT DAY: Tamasys: *gets overexcited and spits everywhere* Tamasys: Oops, sorry! Student 1: OMG SWINE FLU!!! *joking* Student 1: I will have to disinfect my hands! Student 1: *pulls out bottle of Dettol stuff* Student 1: *rubs it on hands, including cuts* Student 1: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tamasys: LOL!
#319Up+18/-20DownJanuary 07 2010 at 10:22:35 pm EST
Timbo: I AM THE QUEEN! Starla: NO IM THE QUEEN * Starla eats Timbo Timbo: I KEPT SAYING 'I'M THE QUEEN' Starla: No wait, you can be the Queen Starla: I get to be the princess :) Timbo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Timbo: THAT MEANS YOUR MY DAUGHTER Timbo: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Starla: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Timbo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Timbo: I AM NOT THE QUEEN Timbo: I AM CARDCAPTOR SAKURA * Starla runs, screaming, into the lollipop desert
#330Up+20/-22DownFebruary 10 2010 at 07:40:07 am EST
Tamasys: /ma has updated Tamasys: *me Tamasys: lololol Ozzyfrog: xD
#420Up+17/-19DownAugust 09 2010 at 02:57:05 am EDT
(05:27:10 PM) Drifty: D: My cat burst into the toilet earlier (05:27:12 PM) Drifty: Bad kitty (05:27:16 PM) Starla: lolwhut? (05:27:27 PM) Drifty: When I was in it (05:27:31 PM) Starla: O_O (05:27:34 PM) Starla: Pervecat! (05:27:46 PM) Drifty: And he keeps sleeping on me recently (05:27:48 PM) Starla: Pervécat! Pervécat! Does whatever a pervécat does! (05:27:55 PM) Drifty: Lolololololololololol
Drifty: What does that ammeter say? Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places! Drifty: What? Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently! Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you. Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff] Drifty: ...
If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!
(02:33:16 PM) Pyro: but i kinda understand cause of u (02:33:24 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:28 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:31 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:35 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:39 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:43 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:45 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:58 PM) Pyro: YES!!! (02:34:11 PM) Hatkirby: I'm just trying to see how long this can last before you get annoyed. (02:34:14 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!