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Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time
Drifty: What's the problem?
Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem?
Drifty: Probab;y not
Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN
Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite
Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up!
Drifty: But you didn't!
Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals
Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE!
Drifty: like Four Island Daily
Drifty: and True Falsities
Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly
Drifty: but
Drifty: details
Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked"
Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much
Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds
Drifty: My god
Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily
Старла Эппрет: but… my camera!
Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself
Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin
Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that
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Veronica: when it is time for me to graduate will you buy me a space heater for my box
Starla: What's a space heater, what box, and is there a kitten in the box
Starla: OMG KITTENS IN A BOX
Starla: no sorry
Veronica: YES KITTENS IN A BOX
Veronica: okay wow THE LIBRARY INTERNET WONT LET ME OPEN UP PICTURES OF KITTENS IN A BOX
Veronica: wow because kittens in a box = porn for sure
Starla: lol
Starla: "hey other kittens look at my box"
Starla: That was the worst thing I've ever said.
Starla: I think that was a direct ticket to kitten pornography hell.
Veronica: kitten pornography hell? that sounds like a worse place than even 4chan is
Starla: It probably is
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Drifty: >
Hatkirby: That is a greater than sign
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Pyro: You do know that from a stereotypical view this is extremely unlikely.
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(04:39:43 PM) Hatkirby: Only 21 minutes until I can talk!
(04:39:52 PM) Pyro: cool
(04:39:57 PM) Hatkirby: YAY!
(04:40:21 PM) Hatkirby: 20 minutes!
(04:40:26 PM) Pyro: k
(04:40:35 PM) Hatkirby: THE TENSION IS GROWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:40:38 PM) Hatkirby: AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:40:53 PM) Pyro: k
(04:41:04 PM) Hatkirby: 19 minutes!!!!!!!!
(04:41:13 PM) Pyro: k
(04:42:04 PM) Hatkirby: 18 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: ...this is going to take forever if I keep doing this....
(04:42:34 PM) Pyro: ya u think
(04:42:40 PM) Hatkirby: YA RLY!!!!!!
(04:42:45 PM) Hatkirby: NO WAI!

(04:42:49 PM) Hatkirby: ZOMG!!!!!!!
(04:42:52 PM) Hatkirby: YOLEIO!!!!!!!!
(04:42:55 PM) Hatkirby: HIPPO!
(04:43:00 PM) Hatkirby: MOM SAYS PIE TIME!!!!!!!!
(04:43:05 PM) Hatkirby: IT'S TIME TO POOP ON THE ROOF!!!!!!!!
(04:43:10 PM) Pyro: ?
(04:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: And I've gone insane.
(04:43:20 PM) Pyro: yep
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(05:34:20 PM) Hatkirby: bye
(05:34:26 PM) Pyro: bye
(05:34:30 PM) Hatkirby: k
(05:34:41 PM) Pyro: cya
(05:34:44 PM) Hatkirby: i get it
(05:34:49 PM) Pyro: bye
(05:34:54 PM) Hatkirby: byee
(05:34:54 PM) Message could not be sent because an error with the switchboard occurred:
byee
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(11:28:48 AM) Pyro: so when u move whats the time difference
(11:28:50 AM) Pyro: ?
(11:29:05 AM) Hatkirby: 14 hours
(11:29:08 AM) Hatkirby: i think
(11:29:18 AM) Pyro: SH*T
(11:29:27 AM) Pyro: thats a lot
(11:29:35 AM) Hatkirby: mmmm
(11:30:00 AM) Pyro: so will u b 14hour ahead or behind here?
(11:30:06 AM) Hatkirby: behind
(11:32:45 AM) Hatkirby: http://quotes.fourisland.com/?48
(11:33:36 AM) Pyro: haha
(11:35:19 AM) Pyro: so if u get up @ the imposible time of 4.00 ur time what time would it b here?
(11:35:33 AM) Hatkirby: 6 PM
(11:35:56 AM) Pyro: k
(11:36:34 AM) Pyro: so if u talked 2 us @ 6 it would b 8 here it depnds how early u want 2 get up
(11:37:11 AM) Hatkirby: If I talked to you at 8 PM it would be 10 AM here
(11:37:25 AM) Pyro: it would?
(11:37:29 AM) Hatkirby: Yes
(11:37:41 AM) Pyro: thats way 2 early 2 talk
(11:37:47 AM) Pyro: 4 u
(11:37:51 AM) Hatkirby: 10 AM IS TOO EARLY?
(11:37:54 AM) Hatkirby: ??????
(11:37:58 AM) Hatkirby: 8 PM is early?
(11:39:59 AM) Pyro: no 11 is wake up time 10 is early 9 is very early 8 is extremly early 7 is imposible 2 get up 6 barly eggsists 5 is imposible and 4 well who would want 2 get up @ 4?
(11:40:27 AM) Hatkirby: ME
(11:41:15 AM) Pyro: I WILL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE HATKIRBY U R INSANE
(11:41:25 AM) Hatkirby: ....much obliged
(11:41:36 AM) Pyro: ha?
(11:41:48 AM) Hatkirby: URGE TO QUOTE OVERPOWERING
(11:41:55 AM) Hatkirby: MUST.... RESIST....
(11:41:58 AM) Hatkirby: NO I CAN'T DO IT!
(11:42:00 AM) Hatkirby: *quotes*
(11:42:42 AM) Pyro: u can't do it? haha hehe
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<Poyo> Hello?
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<Poyo> Four is the best!
<Poyo> This channel has many
<Poyo> restrictions that make it
<Poyo> difficult to talk about
<Poyo> things that I would
<Poyo> like to talk about.
<Poyo> Wow, you really have
<Poyo> to make you sentences
<Poyo> longer than you would
<Poyo> like them to be
<Poyo> because of the four
<Poyo> word restrictions on the
<Poyo> sentences that you type.
<Poyo> I really can't think
<Poyo> of anything else to
<Poyo> say right now other
<Poyo> than the fact that
<Poyo> Four is undoubtedly TEH
<Poyo> BEST NUMBAH IN EXISTANCE!
<Poyo> Wow, this is quite
<Poyo> working in my favor.
<Poyo> Hello, any other four
<Poyo> lovers out there that
<Poyo> would like to talk
<Poyo> about four because four
<Poyo> is the best number
<Poyo> in the universe because
<Poyo> of all the magical
<Poyo> rules and properties it
<Poyo> has attained over the
<Poyo> years of it's existance?
<Poyo> Wow, that was some
<Poyo> pretty serious unnecessary elongation!
<Poyo> I love the number four!
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<Poyo> Oops, I forgot about
*** #four Cannot send to channel
<Poyo> the restrictions!
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<Poyo> LET ME BACK IN!
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<Poyo> I LOVE TEH FOUR!!!!!!!!!!
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Pyro: CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT WATER?!?!
Hatkirby: Ok
Hatkirby: ....
Hatkirby: Hey Pyro
Hatkirby: My water broke
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Gryphic: if you think this was mushy
Gryphic: wait for when you actually go
Gryphic: We'll show you MUSHY
* Hatkirby is scared
Tamasys: yes
Tamasys: VERY mushy
Tamasys: SO MUSHY, IN FACT, THAT WE WILL MUSH YOU OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!!!!
Tamasys: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gryphic: MUAHAHAHHAHA