#52 Up +31/-34 Down April 26 2008 at 02:31:36 am EDT
Random Person: (to William) Release the sexy beast inside.
#56 Up +23/-26 Down April 26 2008 at 03:19:01 am EDT
Hatkirby: I hate it when people say: "I didn't want to do this."
Hatkirby: I just want to yell: "THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?"
#69 Up +24/-27 Down April 27 2008 at 06:38:07 am EDT
Gryphic: Do you know programming so well
Gryphic: you can mentally write a program?
Hatkirby: #include <stdio.h>
Hatkirby: #include <iostream>
Hatkirby:
Hatkirby: using namespace::std;
Hatkirby:
Hatkirby: int main()
Hatkirby: {
Hatkirby: cout << "YES" << endl;
Hatkirby: return 0;
Hatkirby: }
Hatkirby: ....WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY BEATUTIFUL COLLDE!
Gryphic: ...
Gryphic: SMILEYS
Gryphic: WOOHOO
Gryphic: So
Gryphic: what would that do?
Gryphic: I now know
Gryphic: what you feel like when I
Gryphic: randomly speak in Chinese.
Hatkirby: It would print "YES" to the command prompt
Hatkirby: And then it would exit
Gryphic: ...
Gryphic: um
Gryphic: Yep
Hatkirby: Doesn't do much
Hatkirby: But it'll have to do
Hatkirby: NOW GET ME MY COFFEE
Hatkirby: AND A RAISE
Hatkirby: I WORKED VERY HARD TODAY!!!!!!
Gryphic: ...
Gryphic: ...
Gryphic: Wow.
#99 Up +20/-23 Down May 08 2008 at 08:49:00 am EDT
Hatkirby: WAIT A MOMENT!
Hatkirby: I just realized something!
Hatkirby: This is directly quoted from Gryphic's blog:
Hatkirby: "I'm a girl?" in her About Me section
Hatkirby: WOE!?!?
Hatkirby: You don't know?
#139 Up +25/-28 Down January 01 1970 at 12:00:00 am EST
Pyro: RC do we know blue monkey from school?
RealityCheck: Yes
RealityCheck: He's in Y10
Pyro: who is he/she me needs clue
RealityCheck: with TimTam
Pyro: the creepy dude
Pyro: ?
RealityCheck: The... creepy dude?
RealityCheck: That's The Witch
RealityCheck: *edited in case The Witch sees this*
RealityCheck: This is Bluemonkey
RealityCheck: a Y10
Pyro: blue monkey your really old your like 16
RealityCheck: Isn't TimTam old, then?
Pyro: yes Timtam is old too
#218 Up +26/-29 Down March 22 2009 at 03:53:15 am EDT
Hatkirby: Awwww FFF is so polite!
Hatkirby: I can't get over how cute it is that it calls you by your first name
Hatkirby: "Hi, Starla. Whatcha up to?"
* Hatkirby fawns over FFF and dies
Ozzyfrog: Lol
Hatkirby: OMG ITS SO CUTE
Hatkirby: WHO'S A CUTE WEBSITE
Hatkirby: YOU ARE YES YOU ARE
* Hatkirby cuddles WEBSITE
Drifty: O_O
* Drifty inches away
WebsiteNPC: I love you too!
Hatkirby: OMG It's alive!
Hatkirby: :D
* WebsiteNPC hugs Hatkirby
Hatkirby: Awwwww!
* Hatkirby hugs Website back
#227 Up +34/-37 Down March 28 2009 at 06:36:56 am EDT
Drifty: You need to sleep
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: HK
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: !
Hatkirby: /die candycorn
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: change the colour of the main div at night
Hatkirby: /jackinthebox SLEEP
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: so that we can seeeee
** Tamasys & Ozzyfrog rolled a 6-sided die for a 1
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: aww
TaylorSwiftNPC: Go to sleep!
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: i can't roll a HK sided die
Hatkirby: You can't see?
Hatkirby: Aawwqpqtw
Drifty: What is a div?
Hatkirby: enuj
Hatkirby: YAY IT'S TAY
Hatkirby: Okaaaay
TaylorNPC: Swift You know you want to
Hatkirby: ????
TaylorSwiftNPC: Because I command you to!
Hatkirby: okaaay
Hatkirby: but i dun want to
Hatkirby: I want to talk with maaaah frynds
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: yes you do
TaylorSwiftNPC: I won't sing Love Story to you if you don't
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: you know you do
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: wow, harsh
* Hatkirby gapses
Hatkirby: I'm goning!
Hatkirby: going!
#229 Up +42/-45 Down March 29 2009 at 11:01:09 am EDT
Ozzyfrog: watch?v :) enlU0KiILc
Ozzyfrog: stupid smilie
Ozzyfrog: ??
BleuM937: its goan silly
Hatkirby: Well :0
Hatkirby: :O
Hatkirby: We just have to figure out what the smiley is and substitute it into the CHEESE BLOCK EQUATION
BleuM937: :O
BleuM937: the cheese block equation!
BleuM937: of course!
Hatkirby: I KNOW!
#244 Up +29/-32 Down May 02 2009 at 12:52:07 am EDT
* Student takes a large piece of tape from the dispenser
Student: Guys! Look what I did!
* Student runs off
#297 Up +18/-21 Down October 24 2009 at 01:14:34 pm EDT
[9:03:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:03:33 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: O_O
[9:03:41 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright is listening to Wait It Out by Imogen Heap
[9:03:46 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that. was. weird. :P
[9:04:32 AM] Pyro: what?
[9:05:09 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: when I said
[9:05:15 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:05:21 AM] Pyro: :)
[9:05:28 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Why is Skype still calling me "Slipperless In Suburbia"?
[9:05:44 AM] Pyro: ?
[9:05:57 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that quote there says my name is "Slipperless In Suburbia"
[9:06:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that was my name yesterday
[9:06:20 AM] Pyro: don't see it
[9:06:44 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:05 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:07:32 AM] Pyro: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:08:12 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap