#368 Up +16/-17 Down
(07:24:11 PM) Hatkirby: suggest a band name
(07:24:11 PM) Fourie: "I should go"
(07:24:16 PM) Hatkirby: YES, YOU SHOULD
(07:24:19 PM) DriftyBeyond: Yuuup
(07:24:20 PM) Fourie left the room (Kicked by Hatkirby (Hatkirby)).
(07:24:23 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(07:24:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: O_O
(07:24:28 PM) Hatkirby: THAT ACTUALLY WORKED O_O
(07:24:31 PM) DriftyBeyond: Bring him back?
(07:24:41 PM) Tamasys: bahaha
(07:24:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft
#371 Up +23/-24 Down
(07:56:03 PM) Hatkirby: You know what? I love StalkerBot :P
(07:56:08 PM) Hatkirby: StalkerBot: botsnack
(07:56:08 PM) Fourie: :D
(07:56:25 PM) Tamasys: Fourie, that wasn't for you
(07:56:25 PM) Fourie: Whatcha tawkin about Willis?
(07:56:33 PM) Hatkirby: He's confused!
(07:56:36 PM) Hatkirby: :P
(07:56:38 PM) Tamasys: lol
(07:56:40 PM) Hatkirby: Fourie: botsnack
(07:56:40 PM) Fourie: OM NOM NOM NOM
(07:56:43 PM) Hatkirby: I love you too!
(07:56:43 PM) Fourie: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE *takes a picture and uploads it to Facebook*
(07:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: lolwhut
#375 Up +19/-20 Down
(10:11:59 AM) BleuM937: - i think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything =
(10:12:05 AM) BleuM937: SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE
(10:12:08 AM) Hatkirby: ...
(10:12:09 AM) Fourie: [tamasys silently removes his pants]
(10:12:09 AM) Tamasys: :D :D :D
(10:12:15 AM) Tamasys: BOTSMACK
(10:12:15 AM) Fourie: It's not my fault, blame my programmers!
(10:12:18 AM) Hatkirby: LOL
(10:12:18 AM) BleuM937: WHAT
(10:12:18 AM) Fourie: I know, it's so wonderful!
(10:12:19 AM) Timbo94: :P
#393 Up +24/-25 Down
(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO
(08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS!
(08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA
(08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI
(08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK
(08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin
(08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite!
(08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING
(08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?)
(08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so
(08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA
(08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS
(08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS
(08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY
(08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND
(08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly
(08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII
(08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam
(08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!!
(08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA
(08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city
(08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh
(08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz
(08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA
(08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA
(08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw"
(08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS
(08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA
(08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND
(08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P
(08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P
(08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND
(08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite
(08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada
(08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE
(08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO
(08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO
(08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city
(08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS
(08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz
(08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA
(08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO
(08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY
(08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT
(08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN
(08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!"
(08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON
(08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA
(08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...)
(08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE
(08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND
(08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..."
(08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city
(08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND
(08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina!
(08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON
(08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS
(08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor
(08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL
(08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA
(08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said
(08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly
(08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB
(08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE
(08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game
(08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell
(08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS
(08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk
(08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well
(08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA
(08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one
(08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist
(08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway
(08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed
(08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all?
(08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not
(08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this?
(08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because
(08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO
(08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue
(08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite
(08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed
(08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS
(08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod
(08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN
(08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA
(08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS
(08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA
#399 Up +30/-31 Down
Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup.
Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup.
Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.
#414 Up +17/-18 Down
(08:43:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: The cat is looking at me weird
(08:44:09 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs Drifty's cat
(08:44:12 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions
(08:44:16 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine
(08:44:18 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep
(08:44:24 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in Wonderland
(08:44:30 AM) ***Hatkirby meeds the Cheshire Cat
(08:44:33 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs the Cheshire Cat
(08:44:38 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions
(08:44:42 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine
(08:44:47 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep
(08:44:51 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in the real world
(08:44:55 AM) Hatkirby: and no one is online anymore
#415 Up +12/-13 Down
(09:24:10 PM) Hatkirby: I just wrote an abstract-ish waking up sequence
(09:24:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: Yay!
(09:24:16 PM) Fourie: Wait, what happened? Did I miss it?
(09:24:25 PM) Hatkirby: YES FOURIE YOU MISSED IT
(09:24:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOW BUY ME A DONUT
(09:24:36 PM) Hatkirby: AND A DOUGHNUT
(09:24:38 PM) Hatkirby: SO I CAN COMPARE THEM
(09:24:52 PM) Hatkirby: AND SELL THEM TO [PYRO] AT AN INCREASED RATE
(09:26:14 PM) DriftyBeyond: lololol
#434 Up +17/-18 Down
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why
Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies?
Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else
Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta
Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework?
Drifty: Sure, why not
Hatkirby: It doesn't work—channeling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner.
Drifty: Wait what
* Hatkirby is quite possibly insane
Drifty: wot
#436 Up +19/-20 Down
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]

Hatkirby: omg candy corn
Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants
Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you
Drifty: What is it
Hatkirby: what is hippophobia
Drifty: Fear of horses
Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer
Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions 
Hatkirby: lop
Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you
Drifty: What is it
Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
Drifty: You?
Drifty: A pool table?
Hatkirby: WHAT
Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN
Drifty: Not particularly
Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid
Drifty: Really
Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show
Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed
Drifty: ...
Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly
Hatkirby: lololol
#453 Up +18/-19 Down
Tamasys: Autumn > Winter > Spring > Summer
Hatkirby: TimTam, Emilie Autumn is not a season.
Hatkirby: She's a depressing metal singer.
Tamasys: Fall isn't a season either
Tamasys: Fall is something you do from a high place
Hatkirby: Why yes, it's a parody of a bad Miley Cyrus song
Hatkirby: that got drunk and forced itsway into the Capitol
Hatkirby: and demanded that it become a season
Hatkirby: after holding the congressmen up at gunpoint
Hatkirby: they agreed, but only because it was a really silly thing that no one actually cared about
Tamasys: o_o
Hatkirby: Yes, It's America.