Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup. Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup. Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.
(08:43:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: The cat is looking at me weird (08:44:09 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs Drifty's cat (08:44:12 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions (08:44:16 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine (08:44:18 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep (08:44:24 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in Wonderland (08:44:30 AM) ***Hatkirby meeds the Cheshire Cat (08:44:33 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs the Cheshire Cat (08:44:38 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions (08:44:42 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine (08:44:47 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep (08:44:51 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in the real world (08:44:55 AM) Hatkirby: and no one is online anymore
(09:24:10 PM) Hatkirby: I just wrote an abstract-ish waking up sequence (09:24:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: Yay! (09:24:16 PM) Fourie: Wait, what happened? Did I miss it? (09:24:25 PM) Hatkirby: YES FOURIE YOU MISSED IT (09:24:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOW BUY ME A DONUT (09:24:36 PM) Hatkirby: AND A DOUGHNUT (09:24:38 PM) Hatkirby: SO I CAN COMPARE THEM (09:24:52 PM) Hatkirby: AND SELL THEM TO [PYRO] AT AN INCREASED RATE (09:26:14 PM) DriftyBeyond: lololol
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies? Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework? Drifty: Sure, why not Hatkirby: It doesn't work—channeling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner. Drifty: Wait what * Hatkirby is quite possibly insane Drifty: wot
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]
Hatkirby: omg candy corn Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: what is hippophobia Drifty: Fear of horses Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions Hatkirby: lop Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? Drifty: You? Drifty: A pool table? Hatkirby: WHAT Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN Drifty: Not particularly Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid Drifty: Really Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed Drifty: ... Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly Hatkirby: lololol
Tamasys: Autumn > Winter > Spring > Summer Hatkirby: TimTam, Emilie Autumn is not a season. Hatkirby: She's a depressing metal singer. Tamasys: Fall isn't a season either Tamasys: Fall is something you do from a high place Hatkirby: Why yes, it's a parody of a bad Miley Cyrus song Hatkirby: that got drunk and forced itsway into the Capitol Hatkirby: and demanded that it become a season Hatkirby: after holding the congressmen up at gunpoint Hatkirby: they agreed, but only because it was a really silly thing that no one actually cared about Tamasys: o_o Hatkirby: Yes, It's America.
Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time Drifty: What's the problem? Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem? Drifty: Probab;y not Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up! Drifty: But you didn't! Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE! Drifty: like Four Island Daily Drifty: and True Falsities Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly Drifty: but Drifty: details Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked" Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds Drifty: My god Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily Старла Эппрет: but… my camera! Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that
Veronica: when it is time for me to graduate will you buy me a space heater for my box Starla: What's a space heater, what box, and is there a kitten in the box Starla: OMG KITTENS IN A BOX Starla: no sorry Veronica: YES KITTENS IN A BOX Veronica: okay wow THE LIBRARY INTERNET WONT LET ME OPEN UP PICTURES OF KITTENS IN A BOX Veronica: wow because kittens in a box = porn for sure Starla: lol Starla: "hey other kittens look at my box" Starla: That was the worst thing I've ever said. Starla: I think that was a direct ticket to kitten pornography hell. Veronica: kitten pornography hell? that sounds like a worse place than even 4chan is Starla: It probably is
(04:39:43 PM) Hatkirby: Only 21 minutes until I can talk! (04:39:52 PM) Pyro: cool (04:39:57 PM) Hatkirby: YAY! (04:40:21 PM) Hatkirby: 20 minutes! (04:40:26 PM) Pyro: k (04:40:35 PM) Hatkirby: THE TENSION IS GROWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (04:40:38 PM) Hatkirby: AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (04:40:53 PM) Pyro: k (04:41:04 PM) Hatkirby: 19 minutes!!!!!!!! (04:41:13 PM) Pyro: k (04:42:04 PM) Hatkirby: 18 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (04:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: ...this is going to take forever if I keep doing this.... (04:42:34 PM) Pyro: ya u think (04:42:40 PM) Hatkirby: YA RLY!!!!!! (04:42:45 PM) Hatkirby: NO WAI!
(04:42:49 PM) Hatkirby: ZOMG!!!!!!! (04:42:52 PM) Hatkirby: YOLEIO!!!!!!!! (04:42:55 PM) Hatkirby: HIPPO! (04:43:00 PM) Hatkirby: MOM SAYS PIE TIME!!!!!!!! (04:43:05 PM) Hatkirby: IT'S TIME TO POOP ON THE ROOF!!!!!!!! (04:43:10 PM) Pyro: ? (04:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: And I've gone insane. (04:43:20 PM) Pyro: yep