azhdrake: Realized half way to the bus stop that my shirt buttons were one level off from the shirt's holes 😔 toothpastecanyon: Noooo I’ve done that toothpastecanyon: 😔 hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: gotta get undressed in public to fix it hatkirby: no other way hatkirby: btw i've never seen a bathroom before and my kidneys are exhausted from 100 years of labor azhdrake: I mean, I have an undershirt hatkirby: you have to take that off too hatkirby: i don't make the rules azhdrake: Fxrdtguhigdt gasmasque: Yeah someone named Hatkirby does toothpastecanyon: Djdjdjdjd hatkirby: cause like what if your undershirt gets slightly scrunched up under the effort of shifting around the buttons and it's kind of uncomfortable
spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2. brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉
scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in. hatkirby: I like this cube. scipiowright: It's a good cube! newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this? rever: In the cube? scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube. hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator [everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
hatkirby: https://www.performativepuritytest.com/ hatkirby: one of the questions is "do you listen to Lorde" lol hatkirby: the FIRST question is "do you use wired headphones". You're all cooked hatkirby: Every single one of you toothpastecanyon: :blobchef: hatkirby: I got a 90, I'm "remarkably authentic or a manipulative liar" toothpastecanyon: > Do you like Instagram Reels solely so others see what you liked? toothpastecanyon: it's okay I've been uncooked. I've been rawed. This feels like a word that's gonna have another meaning hatkirby: YEAH IT DOES?? hatkirby: spat out my water toothpastecanyon: listen I'm not saying I did post it for that reaction but you know :blobamused: hatkirby: tooth performative ignorance. add it to the list toothpastecanyon: oh no I've been reheated :thanosd:
[while playing Kirby Air Riders] Penny: Kracko cracking onto the scene happypasta: Crack cocaine? Uh oh! That's a branding issue!
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[anonymous]: You think they made crack illegal because it was too popular? happypasta: Sometimes things are illegal because they're too popular, and sometimes rare things are illegal because they're dangerous hatkirby: okay but like. Do you think it would be illegal to drink botox [anonymous]: Botox is Super dangerous hatkirby: No I know but the question is would it be illegal to drink it, like obviously it'll kill you but Mario333: nightmare blunt rotation, guys