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azhdrake: Realized half way to the bus stop that my shirt buttons were one level off from the shirt's holes 😔
toothpastecanyon: Noooo I’ve done that
toothpastecanyon: 😔
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: gotta get undressed in public to fix it
hatkirby: no other way
hatkirby: btw i've never seen a bathroom before and my kidneys are exhausted from 100 years of labor
azhdrake: I mean, I have an undershirt
hatkirby: you have to take that off too
hatkirby: i don't make the rules
azhdrake: Fxrdtguhigdt
gasmasque: Yeah someone named Hatkirby does
toothpastecanyon: Djdjdjdjd
hatkirby: cause like what if your undershirt gets slightly scrunched up under the effort of shifting around the buttons and it's kind of uncomfortable
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spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2.
brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉
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scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in.
hatkirby: I like this cube.
scipiowright: It's a good cube!
newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this?
rever: In the cube?
scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube.
hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator
[everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
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exempt_medic: I can't have blue I'm... gay
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ihnn: Pipe bomb in the mail for Rever?
rever: Whoaaaa. Christmas came early.
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park3r2_: I guess you only need glove for woman
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hatkirby: https://www.performativepuritytest.com/
hatkirby: one of the questions is "do you listen to Lorde" lol
hatkirby: the FIRST question is "do you use wired headphones". You're all cooked
hatkirby: Every single one of you
toothpastecanyon: :blobchef:
hatkirby: I got a 90, I'm "remarkably authentic or a manipulative liar"
toothpastecanyon: > Do you like Instagram Reels solely so others see what you liked?
toothpastecanyon: it's okay I've been uncooked. I've been rawed. This feels like a word that's gonna have another meaning
hatkirby: YEAH IT DOES??
hatkirby: spat out my water
toothpastecanyon: listen I'm not saying I did post it for that reaction but you know :blobamused:
hatkirby: tooth performative ignorance. add it to the list
toothpastecanyon: oh no I've been reheated :thanosd:
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Gryphic: I envy you so much it's not even funny.
hatkirby: Ditto.
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Actias: Because you are wrong
hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying!
Actias: and you must be terminated
hatkirby: WHAT?
hatkirby: HELP!
hatkirby: MOMMY!
hatkirby: Wait, what?
Actias: Good.
hatkirby: db db db db
hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today!
Actias: Termination: started.
Actias: Target: Hatkirby
hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby
hatkirby: You are cruel.
hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY!
Actias: Killer: .... Act
hatkirby: Please help.
hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon!
Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby
hatkirby: Right
hatkirby: Help
hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do
hatkirby: I am now going to quote this
Actias: And so he must be Terminated
Actias: Good.
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hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now
Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me.
hatkirby: Laughing your eat off
hatkirby: WHAT?
hatkirby: Did I say eat?
hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
hatkirby: I meant head!
hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today?
hatkirby: Am I on drugs?
Actias: Good.
hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs?
Actias:
Actias:
Actias: You are wrong
Actias: This is Act
hatkirby: .......?
Actias: you *censored*
Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING
Gryphic: AHHHH!