azhdrake: Realized half way to the bus stop that my shirt buttons were one level off from the shirt's holes 😔 toothpastecanyon: Noooo I’ve done that toothpastecanyon: 😔 hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: gotta get undressed in public to fix it hatkirby: no other way hatkirby: btw i've never seen a bathroom before and my kidneys are exhausted from 100 years of labor azhdrake: I mean, I have an undershirt hatkirby: you have to take that off too hatkirby: i don't make the rules azhdrake: Fxrdtguhigdt gasmasque: Yeah someone named Hatkirby does toothpastecanyon: Djdjdjdjd hatkirby: cause like what if your undershirt gets slightly scrunched up under the effort of shifting around the buttons and it's kind of uncomfortable
spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2. brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉
scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in. hatkirby: I like this cube. scipiowright: It's a good cube! newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this? rever: In the cube? scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube. hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator [everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
hatkirby: https://www.performativepuritytest.com/ hatkirby: one of the questions is "do you listen to Lorde" lol hatkirby: the FIRST question is "do you use wired headphones". You're all cooked hatkirby: Every single one of you toothpastecanyon: :blobchef: hatkirby: I got a 90, I'm "remarkably authentic or a manipulative liar" toothpastecanyon: > Do you like Instagram Reels solely so others see what you liked? toothpastecanyon: it's okay I've been uncooked. I've been rawed. This feels like a word that's gonna have another meaning hatkirby: YEAH IT DOES?? hatkirby: spat out my water toothpastecanyon: listen I'm not saying I did post it for that reaction but you know :blobamused: hatkirby: tooth performative ignorance. add it to the list toothpastecanyon: oh no I've been reheated :thanosd:
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!