hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here. rever: Except Exempt. scipiowright: Short. exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
hatkirby: Wakes pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning 🙃 hatkirby: Ouchie pallasvoid: yeeeaah hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it pallasvoid: it did indeed snow hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me pallasvoid: isekai'd 😔 hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed pallasvoid: oof hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!! hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way pallasvoid: god that'd suck pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!! hatkirby: :3 pallasvoid: :3c toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends! hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey toothpastecanyon: morningeth star 😔 hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days azhdrake: Hey guys hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee? azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh? toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good. hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!" azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message? hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable." hatkirby: Thank you I do my best toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath: gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath: hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star? hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him 😔 gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex hatkirby: jksdhkfs hatkirby: i'll accept that hatkirby: ||in the rear|| hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!
hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending Gryphic: Act isn't as rrandom as me, right? hatkirby: .......... hatkirby: *can't reply* hatkirby: Happy Ending's gone forever more! Gryphic: He's calmer, more snarky and sarcastic and stuff. hatkirby: I FEEL AS IF I"M WASTING!!!!!!!! hatkirby: IIIIIM WASTIN EVERYDAY!!!!!!!! Gryphic: ... hatkirby: This is the way you left me... hatkirby: Sorry. hatkirby: I was just temp-ignoring you hatkirby: I'M BACK FROM THE DRUG-REHAB CENTER NOW!!!!!
(04:58:04 PM) Hatkirby: I hope I get laid for this (04:58:21 PM) Hatkirby: ZOMG (04:58:21 PM) Pyro: GET LAID (04:58:26 PM) Hatkirby: DiD I SAY LAID? (04:58:30 PM) Hatkirby: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
(04:58:32 PM) Hatkirby: I MEANT PAID!!!!! (04:58:35 PM) Hatkirby: POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (04:58:37 PM) Pyro: HAHA (04:58:59 PM) Pyro: (cracking up laughing)