#402 Up +18/-21 Down July 14 2010 at 05:00:07 am EDT
(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme
(9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30
(9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count
(9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is
(9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then
(9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT!
(9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes!
(9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist
(9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55
(9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here!
(9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs
(9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself
(9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches
(9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock
(9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me
(9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings
(9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better?
(9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly
(9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid
(9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that
(9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed
(9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on
(9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet
(9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then.
(9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner.
(9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww
(9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard?
(9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking
(9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome
(9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome
(9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back
(9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail.
(9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way.
(9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble.
(9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short?
(9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short.
(9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird
(9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone
(9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again.
(9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate
(9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant
(9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow
(9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare
(9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d
(9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago.
(9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda.
(9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant
(9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming
(9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda
(9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors
(9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops.
(9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY?
(9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to
(9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD"
(9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling
(9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast.
(9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM.
(9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a**
(9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY"
(9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!!
(9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!!
(9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth?
(9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health.
(9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF.
(9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS.
(9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep
(9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions.
(9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal
(9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone.
(9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice
(9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill
(9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!!
(9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!!
(9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE!
(9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me
(9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
#401 Up +18/-12 Down July 11 2010 at 04:09:03 am EDT
Starla: I KNOW
Starla: I has a screensh-t of it for the scrapbook
Tamasys: heeeheehehehe
Starla: O_O
Tamasys: PROFANITY
Tamasys: xP
Starla: *screensh-t
Tamasys: baaaaahahahahahahaaha
Starla: *screenshot
Starla: HELP ME!
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Note that Starla was spelling "screenshot" wrong (with an "i") due to the close proximity of the "i" and "o" keys on her iPod touch.
#400 Up +18/-17 Down July 05 2010 at 12:45:56 pm EDT
Tamasys: well, I'm probably going out at 2ish
Pyro: Le gasp
Tamasys: I know :|
Pyro: You have a life?!?!?!
Tamasys: shock horror!
#399 Up +30/-31 Down July 04 2010 at 03:15:54 am EDT
Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup.
Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup.
Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.
#398 Up +17/-14 Down July 04 2010 at 03:15:13 am EDT
Hatkirby: Apple is going to like take a copyright on the letter i
Drifty: I am a person! Lawsuit!
Pyro: They are just going to sue everyone who uses the letter i!
Hatkirby: It's a pronoun!
Drifty: I like pie!
Hatkirby: Lawsuit! You are going to be sued because you infringed on our intellectual property and you have no freedom of speech! What? I'm in America! No, you're on a small piece of land that we just rented called Tansamonia!
Drifty: It's an iLand!
Everyone: LOL
#397 Up +18/-22 Down June 15 2010 at 01:54:09 pm EDT
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you
(09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did
(09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production
(09:47:23 AM) Starla: ?
(09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in?
(09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?!
(09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :)
(09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol
(09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!!
(09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating...
(09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then!
(09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before
(09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow
(09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before...
(09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you
(09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P
(09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :)
(09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
#396 Up +15/-12 Down May 29 2010 at 01:39:34 am EDT
* we are at grandparent's house *
Hatkirby: Lol, this video is so funny.
Brother: Oh, you should totally watch this video, "Hannah Montana Drug Party"!
Brother 2: What? No! That's inappropriate!
Hatkirby: What? I'm not watching it then.
Brother 2: Well, it's not really that inappropriate.
Brother: What? Don't watch it at Nana's house.
Brother: What if it comes up on her Internet bill?
Hatkirby: YouTube videos don't come up on Internet bills.
Hatkirby: LOL
Brother 2: What?
Hatkirby: I can just imagine Nana opening up her "Internet bill"
Hatkirby: and seeing "Hannah Montana Drug Party" on it!
#395 Up +19/-17 Down May 26 2010 at 01:59:20 pm EDT
Teacher: The appendix used to be used for breaking down food.
Teacher: We don't need it anymore because we have....
Student: Teeth.
Teacher: ....
Student: Knife and fork!
#394 Up +19/-18 Down May 26 2010 at 01:58:36 pm EDT
Teacher: Okay, so what are these bones used for in humans?
Student: Holding stuff.
Teacher: Okay, and in cats?
Student 2: Flying!
Everyone: LOL
#393 Up +24/-25 Down May 17 2010 at 12:42:39 pm EDT
(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO
(08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS!
(08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA
(08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI
(08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK
(08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin
(08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite!
(08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING
(08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?)
(08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so
(08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA
(08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS
(08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS
(08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY
(08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND
(08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly
(08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII
(08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam
(08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!!
(08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA
(08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city
(08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh
(08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz
(08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA
(08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA
(08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw"
(08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS
(08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA
(08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND
(08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P
(08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P
(08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND
(08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite
(08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada
(08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE
(08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO
(08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO
(08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city
(08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS
(08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz
(08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA
(08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO
(08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY
(08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT
(08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN
(08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!"
(08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON
(08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA
(08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...)
(08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE
(08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND
(08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..."
(08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city
(08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND
(08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina!
(08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON
(08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS
(08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor
(08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL
(08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA
(08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said
(08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly
(08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB
(08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE
(08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game
(08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell
(08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS
(08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk
(08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well
(08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA
(08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one
(08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist
(08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway
(08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed
(08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all?
(08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not
(08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this?
(08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because
(08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO
(08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue
(08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite
(08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed
(08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS
(08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod
(08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN
(08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA
(08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS
(08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA