(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme (9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30 (9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count (9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is (9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then (9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT! (9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes! (9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist (9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55 (9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here! (9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs (9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself (9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches (9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock (9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me (9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings (9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better? (9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly (9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid (9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that (9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed (9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on (9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet (9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then. (9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner. (9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww (9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard? (9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking (9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome (9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome (9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back (9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail. (9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way. (9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble. (9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short? (9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short. (9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird (9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone (9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again. (9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate (9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant (9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow (9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare (9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d (9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago. (9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda. (9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant (9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming (9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda (9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors (9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops. (9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY? (9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to (9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD" (9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling (9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast. (9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM. (9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a** (9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY" (9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!! (9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!! (9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth? (9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health. (9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF. (9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS. (9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep (9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions. (9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal (9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone. (9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice (9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill (9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!! (9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!! (9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE! (9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me (9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
Starla: I KNOW Starla: I has a screensh-t of it for the scrapbook Tamasys: heeeheehehehe Starla: O_O Tamasys: PROFANITY Tamasys: xP Starla: *screensh-t Tamasys: baaaaahahahahahahaaha Starla: *screenshot Starla: HELP ME! --- Note that Starla was spelling "screenshot" wrong (with an "i") due to the close proximity of the "i" and "o" keys on her iPod touch.
Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup. Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup. Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.
Hatkirby: Apple is going to like take a copyright on the letter i Drifty: I am a person! Lawsuit! Pyro: They are just going to sue everyone who uses the letter i! Hatkirby: It's a pronoun! Drifty: I like pie! Hatkirby: Lawsuit! You are going to be sued because you infringed on our intellectual property and you have no freedom of speech! What? I'm in America! No, you're on a small piece of land that we just rented called Tansamonia! Drifty: It's an iLand! Everyone: LOL
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you (09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did (09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production (09:47:23 AM) Starla: ? (09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in? (09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?! (09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :) (09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol (09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!! (09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating... (09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then! (09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before (09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow (09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before... (09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you (09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P (09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :) (09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
* we are at grandparent's house * Hatkirby: Lol, this video is so funny. Brother: Oh, you should totally watch this video, "Hannah Montana Drug Party"! Brother 2: What? No! That's inappropriate! Hatkirby: What? I'm not watching it then. Brother 2: Well, it's not really that inappropriate. Brother: What? Don't watch it at Nana's house. Brother: What if it comes up on her Internet bill? Hatkirby: YouTube videos don't come up on Internet bills. Hatkirby: LOL Brother 2: What? Hatkirby: I can just imagine Nana opening up her "Internet bill" Hatkirby: and seeing "Hannah Montana Drug Party" on it!
Teacher: The appendix used to be used for breaking down food. Teacher: We don't need it anymore because we have.... Student: Teeth. Teacher: .... Student: Knife and fork!
(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO (08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS! (08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA (08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI (08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK (08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin (08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite! (08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING (08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?) (08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so (08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA (08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS (08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS (08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY (08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND (08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly (08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII (08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam (08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!! (08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA (08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city (08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh (08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz (08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA (08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA (08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw" (08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS (08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA (08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND (08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND (08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing (08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P (08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P (08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND (08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite (08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada (08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE (08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO (08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO (08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city (08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS (08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz (08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno (08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA (08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO (08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY (08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT (08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN (08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!" (08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON (08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA (08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...) (08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE (08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND (08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..." (08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city (08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft (08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND (08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina! (08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON (08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS (08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor (08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL (08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA (08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said (08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly (08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB (08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE (08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game (08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell (08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS (08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk (08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well (08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA (08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one (08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist (08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P (08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway (08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed (08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all? (08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not (08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this? (08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno (08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because (08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO (08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P (08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue (08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite (08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed (08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS (08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod (08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN (08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA (08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS (08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA