(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL (08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there (08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP (08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk (08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat (08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes (08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes (08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table (08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness (08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds (08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard (08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop (08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows (08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates (08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound (08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" (08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly (08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl (08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here (08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P (08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
(09:27:52 PM) Starla: YAH (09:27:56 PM) Starla: =yay hi (09:28:07 PM) Tamasys: Lol (09:29:49 PM) Starla: So, did you notice? I finished my synopsis! (09:30:08 PM) Tamasys: Ooh ooh **looks** (09:30:10 PM) Tamasys: Linky? (09:30:18 PM) Tamasys: Owait (09:30:21 PM) Starla: http://fourisland.com/fourm/viewtopic.php?t=158&p=11716#p11716 (09:30:26 PM) Tamasys: You're on iPod too (09:30:31 PM) Tamasys: Oh ty (09:30:31 PM) Starla: Nope, compy (09:30:33 PM) Starla: :P (09:30:50 PM) Starla: And besides, with Backgrounder, it doesn't matter if I'm on iPod :P (09:31:02 PM) Tamasys: I know ^_^ (09:31:04 PM) Starla: While I was downstairs, I watched Futurama while talking to Drifty (09:31:11 PM) Starla: HOW'S THAT FOR MULTITASKING STEVE BRUNSWICK! (09:31:13 PM) Starla: UP YOURS! (09:31:46 PM) Starla: Um, I like lemons
Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM tamasys: haha tamasys: I see tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART" Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART." tamasys: xD Hatkirby: tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS tamasys: *off Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated Hatkirby: Like seriously, what tamasys: yeah o_O
Drifty: How does snakes relate to homestuwk? Drifty: EVERYTHING'S A SNAKE? Hatkirby: SNAKES ON A METEOR—Coming soon to VHS and DVD! Drifty: I;m just imagining Snakes on a Plane/House of Leaves now Hatkirby: :P :P Drifty: the plane is an eldritch abomination as are the snakes Drifty: THEY'RE ALL TENTACLES Drifty: TENTACLE RAPE Drifty: wait no Hatkirby: lolwhat Hatkirby: The plane is alive! Hatkirby: The plane is Cartesian! Hatkirby: THE SNAKES! THEY'RE.... SINE CURVES!!! Drifty: AHHHHH Drifty: THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED USING PARABOLIC FUNCTIONS Hatkirby: NOT THE PARABOLICS!!!! Hatkirby: TECHNICALLY, SINE CURVES AREN'T ACTUALLY FUNCTIONS! AAAH! Hatkirby: LenkaTeacher: You have to restrict the domain! Drifty: :P Hatkirby: lol, Snakes On A Cartesian Plane... coming this November Drifty: :P Drifty: OH NO THEY'RE LINEAR NOW Drifty: THEY JUST KEEP GOING Hatkirby: As long as they keep moving in that direction, we're oka—OH NO, THEY'VE BECOME PARABOLIC Drifty: I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE MOTHERLOVING SNAKES ON MY MOTHERLOVING GRAPHS Hatkirby: lolololol * Drifty SHOOTS A MOTHERLOVING INEQUALITY Drifty: I DIVDED BY ZERO OOPS Hatkirby: THAT INCREASED THE VELOCITY OF THE SNAKES WRIGGLING! Hatkirby: NOW THE GRAPH IS IN RADIANS Drifty: and then Samuel Jackson wass a zombie
Hatkirby: I was disappointed by Glee Tamasys: hmm Tamasys: I wasn't too diappointed Hatkirby: But they lost! Tamasys: but it wasn't as awesome as expected Hatkirby: And there were no songs I recognized! Tamasys: um... that's because they were all originals :P Hatkirby: but if they did original songs, why couldn't they do, like, good ones? Tamasys: I know Tamasys: I wasn't a fan of the originals this time Tamasys: OWAIT I FORGOT THEY DID TWO NOT ORIGINALS Hatkirby: Clearly, the Wicked song Tamasys: lol yeah Tamasys: For Good, one of my favourite songs ever Hatkirby: I have never seen Wicked Hatkirby: *prepares to be ########* Tamasys: NEITHER HAVE I ;___________; Hatkirby: yes but I live in New York :P Tamasys: and lol, how have you not seen Wicked on Broadway Tamasys: I would pay quite a lot to see that Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: Because I don't like musicals! Hatkirby: *gets ######## again* Tamasys: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Hatkirby: Hey, if they did some type of pop-dance musical, I'd watch it Tamasys: *dies** Tamasys: le gasp Tamasys: Musicals are my life! Tamasys: I was almost in tears during For Good Tamasys: :') Tamasys: Mamma Mia? Tamasys: Rent? Hatkirby: I was just like "Hmm. Maybe I'll go get some pretzels now that they're singing something." Hatkirby: Isn't Mamma Mia an ABBA song? Hatkirby: *twisted smile* Tamasys: o_________________________o Tamasys: :D Tamasys: GOOD GIRL Hatkirby: lolol :P Tamasys: Mamma Mia is a hugely popular musical (and later movie) which is based around ABBA's songs Hatkirby: ORLY Hatkirby: I saw Rent—the movie version, anyway—at Ellie's house during a sleepover Hatkirby: It was okay Tamasys: ogosh I love it so much Tamasys: TANGO: MAUREEN Hatkirby: But when I say dance-pop, I mean I want to be belting out "Я СОШЛА С УМА" along with the performers and the rest of the audience Tamasys: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME Tamasys: OUT TONIGHT Hatkirby: lol as if they'd do a russian musical Hatkirby: OMG A RUSSIAN DANCE-POP MUSICAL I WOULD TOTALLY DIE TO SEE THAT Tamasys: ABBA is Sweedish pop? Hatkirby: I'm talking about hard pop, the kind that gets you arrested if you drive while listening to it Hatkirby: "Excuse me maam, but your blood pop level is over .08%" Tamasys: O_o
Hatkirby: Why does your wifi suck so much anyway? Tamasys: It's a bug in this version of HTC's Android distro Tamasys: :c Tamasys: It drops out at a much higher signal level than it should Hatkirby: so, it's the android phone's fault? :P Tamasys: More HTC :P Tamasys: Not my baby Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: GET ANOTHER PHONE Hatkirby: oops caps lol Tamasys: It's just this software version :P Hatkirby: Upgrade, then! Tamasys: Why would I want a new phone? My baby is erect Tamasys: O_O Tamasys: *PERFECT Hatkirby: O_O Hatkirby: ***O_O*** Tamasys: AHHHHHHH Tamasys: *PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT Hatkirby: QUOTING THIS FOREVER * Tamasys runs screaming into the lollipop desert
*while walking in the city* *Pyro walks past a group of guys* Guy: *wolf whistles* Guy: *to other guys* "oh red shoes" Pyro: *thinks to self* "You IDIOT! ... They're clearly peach!"
Старла Эппрект: Mebbe I can explain simply what reference counting is Drifty: harpischords are awesome Drifty: You do that and I'll try to understand Drifty: Teach me, oh grasshopper Старла Эппрект: Okay, so, when you make a new object, it's all "Yay! I'm a new object! I exist!", right? Старла Эппрект: Every object in Objective-C has this counter called a "retain count", and when you make a new object, it's set to 1. Drifty: So objects refer to themselves Старла Эппрект: When another object wants to use that object, it sends that object a retain message, which basically says "Dude, I'm going to totally use you, so please don't spontaneously combust when I'm using you" Drifty: lolol Старла Эппрект: what that retain message really does is increment that counter, so if it starts at 1, it goes to 2 Drifty: Why? Старла Эппрект: When an object is done with the other object (a.k.a. "Let's switch whores!"), it sends it a release message, which decrements the counter (so from 2 to 1) Старла Эппрект: I'm getting to why Drifty: oh god whores what Старла Эппрект: When that counter gets down to 0, the object is destroyed in a fiery explosion, but it's like it's finally at rest Drifty: So the number is like stages of life? Drifty: 0 is dead, 1 is resting, 2 is being used Старла Эппрект: Sort of, it's basically like a tether to life Drifty: why does it go to 0? Старла Эппрект: Well, yeah, but the number can be higher than 2 Drifty: Does another object kill it? Старла Эппрект: If a ton of objects are using it, you can have a retain count of like 17  Старла Эппрект: It goes to 0 when it gets enough release messages, which you're supposed to do after you're done with the object Старла Эппрект: So you're like "this toy is so last year, I'm getting rid of it" Drifty: lol Старла Эппрект: Say there's a bunch of people who all like this book and want to share it, so they all retain it Старла Эппрект: And as they each one by one get sick of it, they each release it Старла Эппрект: The book will continue to exist until every one of those people gets sick of the book and releases it, at which point it has no reason to live so it's like baibai Старла Эппрект: of course, it's a book, so it's not doing that much living anymore anyway Drifty: but it's a living book!
Spooks: ill go to the white house and Spooks: write it on obama's butt Scribe: oh my god Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing Spooks: except me and our memories Sass: its the hightest ass Fef: michelle prpbbably can Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote Fef: hot Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off Sass: omg Scribe: omg Fef: you mean turned even more on Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner Fef: I KNOW RIGHT Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT Scribe: DAMN Fef: I DONT WANT THAT * Scribe cries with fef * Fef cries out of her breasts Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it * Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot * Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT. * Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM) Fef: wat