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Hatkirby: I was disappointed by Glee
Tamasys: hmm
Tamasys: I wasn't too diappointed
Hatkirby: But they lost!
Tamasys: but it wasn't as awesome as expected
Hatkirby: And there were no songs I recognized!
Tamasys: um... that's because they were all originals :P
Hatkirby: but if they did original songs, why couldn't they do, like, good ones?
Tamasys: I know
Tamasys: I wasn't a fan of the originals this time
Tamasys: OWAIT I FORGOT THEY DID TWO NOT ORIGINALS
Hatkirby: Clearly, the Wicked song
Tamasys: lol yeah
Tamasys: For Good, one of my favourite songs ever
Hatkirby: I have never seen Wicked
Hatkirby: *prepares to be ########*
Tamasys: NEITHER HAVE I ;___________;
Hatkirby: yes but I live in New York :P
Tamasys: and lol, how have you not seen Wicked on Broadway
Tamasys: I would pay quite a lot to see that
Tamasys: :P
Hatkirby: Because I don't like musicals!
Hatkirby: *gets ######## again*
Tamasys: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Hatkirby: Hey, if they did some type of pop-dance musical, I'd watch it
Tamasys: *dies**
Tamasys: le gasp
Tamasys: Musicals are my life!
Tamasys: I was almost in tears during For Good
Tamasys: :')
Tamasys: Mamma Mia?
Tamasys: Rent?
Hatkirby: I was just like "Hmm. Maybe I'll go get some pretzels now that they're singing something."
Hatkirby: Isn't Mamma Mia an ABBA song?
Hatkirby: *twisted smile*
Tamasys: o_________________________o
Tamasys: :D
Tamasys: GOOD GIRL
Hatkirby: lolol :P
Tamasys: Mamma Mia is a hugely popular musical (and later movie) which is based around ABBA's songs
Hatkirby: ORLY
Hatkirby: I saw Rent—the movie version, anyway—at Ellie's house during a sleepover
Hatkirby: It was okay
Tamasys: ogosh I love it so much
Tamasys: TANGO: MAUREEN
Hatkirby: But when I say dance-pop, I mean I want to be belting out "Я СОШЛА С УМА" along with the performers and the rest of the audience
Tamasys: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME
Tamasys: OUT TONIGHT
Hatkirby: lol as if they'd do a russian musical
Hatkirby: OMG A RUSSIAN DANCE-POP MUSICAL I WOULD TOTALLY DIE TO SEE THAT
Tamasys: ABBA is Sweedish pop?
Hatkirby: I'm talking about hard pop, the kind that gets you arrested if you drive while listening to it
Hatkirby: "Excuse me maam, but your blood pop level is over .08%"
Tamasys: O_o
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Hatkirby: Why does your wifi suck so much anyway?
Tamasys: It's a bug in this version of HTC's Android distro
Tamasys: :c
Tamasys: It drops out at a much higher signal level than it should
Hatkirby: so, it's the android phone's fault? :P
Tamasys: More HTC :P
Tamasys: Not my baby
Tamasys: :P
Hatkirby: GET ANOTHER PHONE
Hatkirby: oops caps lol
Tamasys: It's just this software version :P
Hatkirby: Upgrade, then!
Tamasys: Why would I want a new phone? My baby is erect
Tamasys: O_O
Tamasys: *PERFECT
Hatkirby: O_O
Hatkirby: ***O_O***
Tamasys: AHHHHHHH
Tamasys: *PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
Hatkirby: QUOTING THIS FOREVER
* Tamasys runs screaming into the lollipop desert
#459 Up +21/-21 Down
*while walking in the city*
*Pyro walks past a group of guys*
Guy: *wolf whistles*
Guy: *to other guys* "oh red shoes"
Pyro: *thinks to self* "You IDIOT! ... They're clearly peach!"
#461 Up +18/-18 Down
Старла Эппрект: Mebbe I can explain simply what reference counting is
Drifty: harpischords are awesome
Drifty: You do that and I'll try to understand
Drifty: Teach me, oh grasshopper
Старла Эппрект: Okay, so, when you make a new object, it's all "Yay! I'm a new object! I exist!", right?
Старла Эппрект: Every object in Objective-C has this counter called a "retain count", and when you make a new object, it's set to 1.
Drifty: So objects refer to themselves
Старла Эппрект: When another object wants to use that object, it sends that object a retain message, which basically says "Dude, I'm going to totally use you, so please don't spontaneously combust when I'm using you"
Drifty: lolol
Старла Эппрект: what that retain message really does is increment that counter, so if it starts at 1, it goes to 2
Drifty: Why?
Старла Эппрект: When an object is done with the other object (a.k.a. "Let's switch whores!"), it sends it a release message, which decrements the counter (so from 2 to 1)
Старла Эппрект: I'm getting to why
Drifty: oh god whores what
Старла Эппрект: When that counter gets down to 0, the object is destroyed in a fiery explosion, but it's like it's finally at rest
Drifty: So the number is like stages of life?
Drifty: 0 is dead, 1 is resting, 2 is being used
Старла Эппрект: Sort of, it's basically like a tether to life
Drifty: why does it go to 0?
Старла Эппрект: Well, yeah, but the number can be higher than 2
Drifty: Does another object kill it?
Старла Эппрект: If a ton of objects are using it, you can have a retain count of like 17 
Старла Эппрект: It goes to 0 when it gets enough release messages, which you're supposed to do after you're done with the object
Старла Эппрект: So you're like "this toy is so last year, I'm getting rid of it"
Drifty: lol
Старла Эппрект: Say there's a bunch of people who all like this book and want to share it, so they all retain it
Старла Эппрект: And as they each one by one get sick of it, they each release it
Старла Эппрект: The book will continue to exist until every one of those people gets sick of the book and releases it, at which point it has no reason to live so it's like baibai
Старла Эппрект: of course, it's a book, so it's not doing that much living anymore anyway
Drifty: but it's a living book!
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Spooks: ill go to the white house and
Spooks: write it on obama's butt
Scribe: oh my god
Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing
Spooks: except me and our memories
Sass: its the hightest ass
Fef: michelle prpbbably can
Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote
Fef: hot
Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off
Sass: omg
Scribe: omg
Fef: you mean turned even more on
Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now
Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner
Fef: I KNOW RIGHT
Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT
Scribe: DAMN
Fef: I DONT WANT THAT
* Scribe cries with fef
* Fef cries out of her breasts
Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it
* Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot
* Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock
Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT.
* Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM)
Fef: wat
#514 Up +0/-0 Down
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake
Hatkirby: Bees
azhdrake: I'm sick!
azhdrake: I'm not hungry!
Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version
pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh
azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow
azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty....
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T…
gasmasque: 👑
Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi
Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay
azhdrake: just like a drag king
Hatkirby: Jerk yeah
Hatkirby: Hell *
azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds
Hatkirby: Nooooo
#515 Up +0/-0 Down
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo:
hatkirby: Oh no
hatkirby: A new mobile Labour?
hatkirby: Playboy?
ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS
hatkirby: LAYOUT?
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd
pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH
pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot
pallasvoid: Image
pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there
ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck
pallasvoid: yeah
pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust
hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns
hatkirby: It has Never happened
hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns
hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012
hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that
pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception
hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked
pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
#516 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off
ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf
azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday
hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
#517 Up +0/-0 Down
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo:
gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth!
ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww:
gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon.
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness!
gasmasque: Definitely.
gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it
pallasvoid: awake....
gasmasque: Morning, Void
pallasvoid: it sure is
hatkirby: Yeah…
hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo:
ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!!
ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3
pallasvoid: ☝️
gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️
hatkirby: :owo:
hatkirby: :smol_alcor:
hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior
pallasvoid: it do
hatkirby: What about my short behavior
hatkirby: Sleepy*
pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg
pallasvoid: natural disposition
hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔
pallasvoid: same
pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho
pallasvoid: speaking of!!!!
pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅
pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING
hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky
hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down
hatkirby: Slouching
hatkirby: SLOUCHING
hatkirby: 😳
pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh
pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking
hatkirby: 😔
pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol
pallasvoid: jk jk
pallasvoid: >:3c
hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
#518 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier
hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome
hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What??
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild
azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal
hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳