Hatkirby: I was disappointed by Glee Tamasys: hmm Tamasys: I wasn't too diappointed Hatkirby: But they lost! Tamasys: but it wasn't as awesome as expected Hatkirby: And there were no songs I recognized! Tamasys: um... that's because they were all originals :P Hatkirby: but if they did original songs, why couldn't they do, like, good ones? Tamasys: I know Tamasys: I wasn't a fan of the originals this time Tamasys: OWAIT I FORGOT THEY DID TWO NOT ORIGINALS Hatkirby: Clearly, the Wicked song Tamasys: lol yeah Tamasys: For Good, one of my favourite songs ever Hatkirby: I have never seen Wicked Hatkirby: *prepares to be ########* Tamasys: NEITHER HAVE I ;___________; Hatkirby: yes but I live in New York :P Tamasys: and lol, how have you not seen Wicked on Broadway Tamasys: I would pay quite a lot to see that Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: Because I don't like musicals! Hatkirby: *gets ######## again* Tamasys: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Hatkirby: Hey, if they did some type of pop-dance musical, I'd watch it Tamasys: *dies** Tamasys: le gasp Tamasys: Musicals are my life! Tamasys: I was almost in tears during For Good Tamasys: :') Tamasys: Mamma Mia? Tamasys: Rent? Hatkirby: I was just like "Hmm. Maybe I'll go get some pretzels now that they're singing something." Hatkirby: Isn't Mamma Mia an ABBA song? Hatkirby: *twisted smile* Tamasys: o_________________________o Tamasys: :D Tamasys: GOOD GIRL Hatkirby: lolol :P Tamasys: Mamma Mia is a hugely popular musical (and later movie) which is based around ABBA's songs Hatkirby: ORLY Hatkirby: I saw Rent—the movie version, anyway—at Ellie's house during a sleepover Hatkirby: It was okay Tamasys: ogosh I love it so much Tamasys: TANGO: MAUREEN Hatkirby: But when I say dance-pop, I mean I want to be belting out "Я СОШЛА С УМА" along with the performers and the rest of the audience Tamasys: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME Tamasys: OUT TONIGHT Hatkirby: lol as if they'd do a russian musical Hatkirby: OMG A RUSSIAN DANCE-POP MUSICAL I WOULD TOTALLY DIE TO SEE THAT Tamasys: ABBA is Sweedish pop? Hatkirby: I'm talking about hard pop, the kind that gets you arrested if you drive while listening to it Hatkirby: "Excuse me maam, but your blood pop level is over .08%" Tamasys: O_o
Hatkirby: Why does your wifi suck so much anyway? Tamasys: It's a bug in this version of HTC's Android distro Tamasys: :c Tamasys: It drops out at a much higher signal level than it should Hatkirby: so, it's the android phone's fault? :P Tamasys: More HTC :P Tamasys: Not my baby Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: GET ANOTHER PHONE Hatkirby: oops caps lol Tamasys: It's just this software version :P Hatkirby: Upgrade, then! Tamasys: Why would I want a new phone? My baby is erect Tamasys: O_O Tamasys: *PERFECT Hatkirby: O_O Hatkirby: ***O_O*** Tamasys: AHHHHHHH Tamasys: *PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT Hatkirby: QUOTING THIS FOREVER * Tamasys runs screaming into the lollipop desert
*while walking in the city* *Pyro walks past a group of guys* Guy: *wolf whistles* Guy: *to other guys* "oh red shoes" Pyro: *thinks to self* "You IDIOT! ... They're clearly peach!"
Старла Эппрект: Mebbe I can explain simply what reference counting is Drifty: harpischords are awesome Drifty: You do that and I'll try to understand Drifty: Teach me, oh grasshopper Старла Эппрект: Okay, so, when you make a new object, it's all "Yay! I'm a new object! I exist!", right? Старла Эппрект: Every object in Objective-C has this counter called a "retain count", and when you make a new object, it's set to 1. Drifty: So objects refer to themselves Старла Эппрект: When another object wants to use that object, it sends that object a retain message, which basically says "Dude, I'm going to totally use you, so please don't spontaneously combust when I'm using you" Drifty: lolol Старла Эппрект: what that retain message really does is increment that counter, so if it starts at 1, it goes to 2 Drifty: Why? Старла Эппрект: When an object is done with the other object (a.k.a. "Let's switch whores!"), it sends it a release message, which decrements the counter (so from 2 to 1) Старла Эппрект: I'm getting to why Drifty: oh god whores what Старла Эппрект: When that counter gets down to 0, the object is destroyed in a fiery explosion, but it's like it's finally at rest Drifty: So the number is like stages of life? Drifty: 0 is dead, 1 is resting, 2 is being used Старла Эппрект: Sort of, it's basically like a tether to life Drifty: why does it go to 0? Старла Эппрект: Well, yeah, but the number can be higher than 2 Drifty: Does another object kill it? Старла Эппрект: If a ton of objects are using it, you can have a retain count of like 17  Старла Эппрект: It goes to 0 when it gets enough release messages, which you're supposed to do after you're done with the object Старла Эппрект: So you're like "this toy is so last year, I'm getting rid of it" Drifty: lol Старла Эппрект: Say there's a bunch of people who all like this book and want to share it, so they all retain it Старла Эппрект: And as they each one by one get sick of it, they each release it Старла Эппрект: The book will continue to exist until every one of those people gets sick of the book and releases it, at which point it has no reason to live so it's like baibai Старла Эппрект: of course, it's a book, so it's not doing that much living anymore anyway Drifty: but it's a living book!
Spooks: ill go to the white house and Spooks: write it on obama's butt Scribe: oh my god Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing Spooks: except me and our memories Sass: its the hightest ass Fef: michelle prpbbably can Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote Fef: hot Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off Sass: omg Scribe: omg Fef: you mean turned even more on Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner Fef: I KNOW RIGHT Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT Scribe: DAMN Fef: I DONT WANT THAT * Scribe cries with fef * Fef cries out of her breasts Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it * Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot * Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT. * Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM) Fef: wat
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake Hatkirby: Bees azhdrake: I'm sick! azhdrake: I'm not hungry! Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty.... ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T… gasmasque: 👑 Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay azhdrake: just like a drag king Hatkirby: Jerk yeah Hatkirby: Hell * azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds Hatkirby: Nooooo
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo: hatkirby: Oh no hatkirby: A new mobile Labour? hatkirby: Playboy? ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS hatkirby: LAYOUT? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot pallasvoid: Image pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck pallasvoid: yeah pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns hatkirby: It has Never happened hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012 hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What?? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳