tinylittlegremlin: hi bees!!! azhdrake: Hey Grem! tinylittlegremlin: bees help i am thinking about technology again tinylittlegremlin: also bees help it is super windy out hatkirby: are you thinking about all of the objective-c code loaded into that ipad 🥺 tinylittlegremlin: whats objective-c code? azhdrake: Because our planet rotates at an angle? hatkirby: objective-c is the best programming language in the universe said literally no one except me because i think it is neat and i get canceled everytime i bring it up azhdrake: And uneven heat distribution causes air currents to do things hatkirby: it's the language apple used to use / sort of still uses for its software platforms azhdrake: Oh you didn't ask why was it windty azhdrake: You just stated a fact hatkirby: no i think you effectively helped grem azhdrake: Sorry about your wind, brah hatkirby: you told them what was going on and helped them come to terms with why they're being blown comically off their feet toward a large tree tinylittlegremlin: djkklgalkghajklgdf; tinylittlegremlin: and yeah what star said tinylittlegremlin: [gets blown away]
eka_caesium: Can I interest anyone in a 7lb bucket of sand and soda ash hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Idk what that is but I want it revya: Wow tasty :catjuice: eka_caesium: excellent ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🪣 hatkirby: :herehecomes: eka_caesium: ahgfdasdfghjlkj the tagline is "it doesn't make sense not to have one of these nearby, does it?" eka_caesium: I'm sure it's very useful in your lab but also--lol hatkirby: *me advertising a lame pair of pants* "I can't NOT put these on!" eka_caesium: *wheeze* eka_caesium: It's $3.75, can't beat that azhdrake: I believe sand and soda ash is used to put out fires hatkirby: well it can't possibly put out the fire inside my soul hatkirby: or my acid reflux azhdrake: jfailejfa azhdrake: actually it would help with that theoretically azhdrake: it's pretty basic hatkirby: fair azhdrake: Mind you, I feel like depending on the dose it might violently react with your acid and that would cause other problems, but in the end it would neutralize it hatkirby: i want to cause nuclear explosions in my microbiome swbookworm: Don't we all
azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller azhdrake: never went under water much azhdrake: but fef azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea azhdrake: Fef is good hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was azhdrake: that went right over my head hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane azhdrake: It sounds. azhdrake: Very inline azhdrake: with hussie logic hatkirby: true hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him... azhdrake: I'm sorry azhdrake: 🪦
hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did azhdrake: Like. The blood pump? hatkirby: yeah hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate hatkirby: a lot of time azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it" toothpastecanyon: Pffft hatkirby: XD hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
hatkirby: Hey void pallasvoid: star! hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy hatkirby: :sunglarp: hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔 pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
hatkirby: i just ate a pickle and it was so good avespecora: mmmmmmmmm pickles..... avespecora: maybe i will go eat a pickle as well.... hatkirby: do it do it do it do it avespecora: oh..... avespecora: we have no pickles.... avespecora: 😭 hatkirby: oh NO hatkirby: i'm going to purchase and learn how to play a violin so i can play a song that adequately describes this moment avespecora: ashfdkfbjffjdkfd azhdrake: alfjia;owifeja;wlfo azhdrake: I'm sure that's the only reason that Star "Alcor Kinnie Extraordinaire" TAUchat is going to learn the violin. hatkirby: jkhsdfkjdshfk hatkirby: i'm being murdered
hatkirby: what if people didn’t associate love with the heart? what if they were like oh harold i love you with all of my spleen :blobaww: pallasvoid: akdjghdkjfh pallasvoid: I love you with both of my kidneys hatkirby: my small intestine is digesting so much when i am with you toothpastecanyon: I love you so much star my eyes explode every time they see you hatkirby: khgdshkfgkjgkj pallasvoid: askdjghlakjsgh hatkirby: nonhuman creature love pallasvoid: exactly yes azhdrake: I feel like there are definitely cultures that have associated gonads with love before azhdrake: I don't feel like googling it but it's like. Right there pallasvoid: i mean..... implying our culture kinda doesn't lol hatkirby: my balls create sperm at a frantic rate whenever you are near azhdrake: I mean we do but not the same way as the heart? hatkirby: Yeah that’s kind of an obvious one azhdrake: We have the weird taboo about it which most cultures historically haven't had. hatkirby: i ovulate every time we touch rindomness: Morning, what am I reading hatkirby: hello rin! azhdrake: Welcome to the 18+ chat!!!! azhdrake: Sometimes we talk about gonads!!! azhdrake: Mostly we don't though hatkirby: i swear we do not usually talk about gonads rindomness: Hfhfkfhfkd doomsdayfairy: hmm this sure is... a conversation pallasvoid: asdlghkadjfg pallasvoid: yeah this is an unusual one for the 18+ chat, ironically azhdrake: Aw yeah.... I made it weird. hatkirby: spermatogenesis jail for you doomsdayfairy: personally I store my love in the guts toothpastecanyon: Guys!!!! toothpastecanyon: Guts!!!! azhdrake: God googling things and hatkirby: My liver cleaves off a little bit of the prodrug part of lisdexamfetamine whenever we kiss, allowing some adderall to enter into my bloodstream and treat my adhd 🥰 azhdrake: RIP to you but I'm different pallasvoid: same Bees doomsdayfairy: oof azhdrake: Star I love you
hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"