Hatkirby: Sammi: What is it you are examining? Hatkirby: Marshie: Your extremely normal female teenage face.... Hatkirby: Katie: Contains an object that we describe.... Hatkirby: Sibbie: As really weird and disproportionately odd.... Hatkirby: Marie: And kinda freaky in a way.... Hatkirby: All: So please notice it like now! Hatkirby: Sammi then notices a die on her nose. Hatkirby: Sammi: The location of this confuses me. Hatkirby: Marie: IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!! Hatkirby: Sibbie: Close your sound exporting output pipe!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: LIKE A BOSS. Starla: OH GOD Starla: Are you on a boat? Stranger: i am on a boat! Starla: I'm on a boat! Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***
***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***
Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
Drifty: Are you writing the story of your dream? Soojin Ying: Not this second Drifty: Are you, soon? Drifty: Okey - hw? Drifty: What kind? Soojin Ying: Social Studies, ew Soojin Ying: It's a review for the test we're going to have on Thursday, so it's about the Scientific Revolution and The Enlightnement Drifty: Ouch, well, good luck Soojin Ying: lol okay :) Soojin Ying: The wrost part is that the test is an essay Soojin Ying: Essays = evil Soojin Ying: lol, wrost! :P Drifty: Wrost! A mutated German sausage! Soojin Ying: :) Drifty: Because it's normally a wurst, and now it's a wrost! Soojin Ying: We've got hamwrost, beefwrost, lampshadewrost, waterwrost, wallwrost, and if you act now, pillowcasewrost! Drifty: Pillowcasewrost?! CANNIBALISM! Soojin Ying: Just make sure to call 1-800-I-CAFE-WROST.com Soojin Ying: Pillowcasewrost eating is actually listed under "mulitation of metaphysical objects that may or may not be alive at any given moment" Soojin Ying: not cannibalism :P Drifty: :P Drifty: SCHRODINGER'S CAT Drifty: LOL SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: I AM HAPPY NOW Soojin Ying: SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE IS SO AWESOME Soojin Ying: lol :P Drifty: :P Drifty: DO A PILLOWCASE COMIC ON SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: OH MY GOD I SHOULD :D
Tamasys: Greetings :) BleuM937: huzzah Tamasys: indeed... Tamasys: Now Tamasys: Time to post! * Tamasys posts * FourmMonsterNPC eats Tamasys BleuM937: onoz! * BleuM937 battles FourmMonster * Tamasys tries to escape from FourmMonster * Tamasys hits the inside of ForumMonster with a wrench * BleuM937 cuts FourmMonster into baloney * FourmMonsterNPC is somehow transmogrified into baloney * Tamasys is saved
<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?! * billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net * You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)
* Now talking on #xkcd <transkatie> I'm back! <Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back... <transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
(08:43:17 AM) Tamasys: um... why do my jeans smell like incense? (08:43:20 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut? (08:43:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft (08:43:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: I actually have incense at my house (08:43:34 AM) Timbo94: :P (08:43:34 AM) Hatkirby: Because you keep removing them and Fourie steals them and does stuff to them! (08:43:47 AM) DriftyBeyond: Lulz! (08:43:47 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT (08:43:52 AM) Hatkirby: There was a lot of incest at school the other day (08:43:58 AM) Hatkirby: for some Grim Reaper Day (08:44:06 AM) Hatkirby: O_O I MEAN INSENCE (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: O_O (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: ROFL (08:44:16 AM) Hatkirby: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT (08:44:16 AM) Fourie: LOL RIGHT BACK AT CHA (08:44:18 AM) DriftyBeyond: Grim Reaper day? (08:44:28 AM) Hatkirby: Something about people dying in car crashes (08:44:37 AM) Hatkirby: They rang a gong every hour and there was incense everywhere (08:44:44 AM) DriftyBeyond: O_O (08:44:45 AM) Hatkirby: Not incest (08:44:48 AM) Hatkirby: No incest at school
(10:11:47 PM) Smiley: Transformers, utensils in disguise (10:11:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Smiley, lol (10:12:09 PM) DriftyBeyond: Transformers, time to eat some pie (10:12:19 PM) Hatkirby: Transformers, why can't we just die? (10:12:20 PM) Smiley: i agree (10:12:24 PM) Hatkirby: LOL (10:12:31 PM) Hatkirby: Bad timing! :P
(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out (09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80 (09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.< (09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls (09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog" (09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop (09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog (09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed (09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls (09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof (09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children! (09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O (09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL (09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing