hatkirby: *turns grem back to normal* hatkirby: *but also holding a carrot* tinylittlegremlin: eheeeeeeee! tinylittlegremlin: YAY CARROT tinylittlegremlin: (gives it to star) here star! for your eyes! hatkirby: 👀 hatkirby: Are you stabbing me in the eyes tinylittlegremlin: no im handing it over! azhdrake: God the carrots are great for vision myth is so fucking funny. Like. WWII Britain be like. Hey. How can we get people to eat this cheap food we have a surplus of? Also how to we hide the fact that we have more advanced radar then anyone else? Hold the phone I got a though! hatkirby: They what now hatkirby: do carrots make you bad at detecting other ppls radars toothpastecanyon: Djdndndndn I heard that all the time as a kid beetlejess: No they spread it so everyone just thought British people could see really well in the dark hatkirby: that's insane hatkirby: omg beetlejess: I felt so incredibly lied to when I found out I’ve never been more betrayed toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: azhdrake: No Britain was claiming that they were so good at detecting other people's planes because their pilots ate so many carrots. hatkirby: ^ british people be like toothpastecanyon: Oh dear I’ve been called British hatkirby: im sorry :( hatkirby: it's just, yknow, you were... looking toothpastecanyon: It’s okay 😔 the truth had to come out sometime toothpastecanyon: That’s why I play the looker so much hatkirby: yeah tooth when are you going to submit a new WR toothpastecanyon: When I finish this carrot!! beetlejess: I don’t think the british exist swbookworm: ...care to elaborate on that? toothpastecanyon: That would be wonderful beetlejess: I just don’t believe in them bessler: i've never met a brit. my mother has a british passport but i think the australians gave her that so she would feel special beetlejess: So true hatkirby: you've met tooth swbookworm: everyone else: the moon landing was fake! the earth is actually flat! there's a secret society controlling the world's governments! jess, an intellectual: the british don't exist bessler: AIOJFW;IOFEJIWOFEOIWFEOIJWFOJIFWE azhdrake: God I wish that were me azhdrake: Then again current UK politics are pretty funny tinylittlegremlin: lol bessler: i dont know where she went for ~6 years but it wasnt britain. we have to let her down gently. she may have been in france toothpastecanyon: Yeah currently the British seem to be doing their best to not exist hatkirby: i've also lived in britian bessler: i dont think you have bessler: it was probably a clerical error hatkirby: you're probably right hatkirby: i was living with a cleric i guess bessler: there you go then! clerics will get you. always trying to convince you that the british exist toothpastecanyon: We lived down the street from one another in tottingham upon twattle hatkirby: mdsbhfkjs beetlejess: Yeah my dad once asked me what I thought of britain I was like. Um. The what hatkirby: yeah just a town over from Knobcock, alongside the Stephen Fry River
azhdrake: I'm currently working on making a character database website as an excuse to learn Java Spring Boot (a website framework {a way of making a website}) and it's going pretty well considering that I haven't touched Java or database stuff since graduating. toothpastecanyon: Oh you go!!! toothpastecanyon: Java always sounds like a coffee to me azhdrake: I mean it's logo is a coffee cup azhdrake: The silly thing, which I may have mentioned before here, is that Java is not related to JavaScript in the slightest, but IS very closely related to C#, which in turn isn't super closely related to C++ or C syntactically. hatkirby: yeppers hatkirby: it's a nightmare toothpastecanyon: Damn that is a nightmare toothpastecanyon: I guess these programmers are like >:333 azhdrake: Programing languages are named almost as badly as things in astronomy but at least astronomy has the excuse that we didn't know what the fuck we were looking at when we named things hatkirby: yeah im just writing my new web 3.0 nft-enabled wobsite using Visual Cock++ .NET w/Javablasters toothpastecanyon: I love astronomy names because people spent ages being like andromeda is a nebula it’s definitely a nebula then it turned out to be an entire seperate galaxy toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjfj pallasvoid: astronomy good azhdrake: Hey no reason but can I unstar a post?
hatkirby: Dippy with a gift hatkirby: For u all rindomness: :O tinylittlegremlin: :owo: ✨ eka_caesium: awwww eka_caesium: Thanks Dipper!!! tinylittlegremlin: 🌞 <- a gift for dipper as thanks hatkirby: :blobaww: eka_caesium: hey why is it dark outside now :blobnervous: rindomness: uh oh eka_caesium: where did the sun go :blobnervous: :blobnervous: :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Dont worry abt it!! :D azhdrake: You did not let dipper eat the sun right as winter was ending rindomness: it's dipper's now eka don't worry it's fine tinylittlegremlin: Who said dipper ate it??? hatkirby: Well I think my psychic heart nosed bat deserves little a sin as a treat azhdrake: If it gets one degree colder I'm ending everythng hatkirby: Sun***** rindomness: no no no rindomness: stick with the first one rindomness: it's already been said tinylittlegremlin: [Carefully and slowly puts away the giant ice machine] hatkirby: Well maybe he deserves that too hatkirby: The son hatkirby: Sin rindomness: jfdlskafjskfjls azhdrake: hxkulHL rindomness: STAR hatkirby: My PHONE tinylittlegremlin: Dipper deserves a som too, yes rindomness: STAR HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU MISSPELL A 3 LETTER WORD tinylittlegremlin: To cherish tinylittlegremlin: And kove tinylittlegremlin: As any adult should azhdrake: Give the bat little a Jesus, you know, as a treat tinylittlegremlin: Shajsbskavaksba hatkirby: Listen, I u and o are all right next to each other on the keyboard rindomness: fair fair tinylittlegremlin: You said it star!!!! hatkirby: Ok but I don't know if Dipper's going to know who Jesus is, he wasn't raised that way hatkirby: In fact he was raised to soon hatkirby: SIN hatkirby: I'm gonna scream tinylittlegremlin: Yes hebwas raised too soon to rindomness: STARRRRR azhdrake: I realize he's Jewish but I don't think you can azhdrake: yeah he was raised 2000 years ago azhdrake: no Jesus there azhdrake: too early hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: happy homestuck day pallasvoid: I was waiting on you to say this lol pallasvoid: happy homestuck day hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: i'm a non-practicing homestuck but it's how i was raised pallasvoid: dkjgfhalsdkgjhaghfj
hatkirby: ƛ tinylittlegremlin: oh that sounds fun hatkirby: i could only find a lambda with a diacritic for some reason eka_caesium: λ hatkirby: i knew i could count on you hatkirby: now we can do some lambda calculus hatkirby: kjsdhfkjshdf i got confused because i'm watching an episode of golden girls while typing and they said "hot flashes" and i typed it hatkirby: anyway lambda calculus time hatkirby: λf.(λx. f(x x))(λx. f(x x)) eka_caesium: new high level kaomoji hatkirby: :blobaww: hatkirby: new emotion unlocked: the Y combinator eka_caesium: wow!!
azhdrake: God I was old enough to drink when GF ended and some of y'all be not even teenagers notroxa: i say as if 21 isnt also a baby adult notroxa: old ass /j pallasvoid: adjskghkasdgjh I was like 18 or 19 when it ended, depending what month it was gasmasque: It was February hatkirby: mmm yeah I remember knocking back all those brewskis watching a triangle get set on fire notroxa: feb 2016 pallasvoid: asjkdghksdgh STAR
tinylittlegremlin: hi bees!!! azhdrake: Hey Grem! tinylittlegremlin: bees help i am thinking about technology again tinylittlegremlin: also bees help it is super windy out hatkirby: are you thinking about all of the objective-c code loaded into that ipad 🥺 tinylittlegremlin: whats objective-c code? azhdrake: Because our planet rotates at an angle? hatkirby: objective-c is the best programming language in the universe said literally no one except me because i think it is neat and i get canceled everytime i bring it up azhdrake: And uneven heat distribution causes air currents to do things hatkirby: it's the language apple used to use / sort of still uses for its software platforms azhdrake: Oh you didn't ask why was it windty azhdrake: You just stated a fact hatkirby: no i think you effectively helped grem azhdrake: Sorry about your wind, brah hatkirby: you told them what was going on and helped them come to terms with why they're being blown comically off their feet toward a large tree tinylittlegremlin: djkklgalkghajklgdf; tinylittlegremlin: and yeah what star said tinylittlegremlin: [gets blown away]
eka_caesium: Can I interest anyone in a 7lb bucket of sand and soda ash hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Idk what that is but I want it revya: Wow tasty :catjuice: eka_caesium: excellent ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🪣 hatkirby: :herehecomes: eka_caesium: ahgfdasdfghjlkj the tagline is "it doesn't make sense not to have one of these nearby, does it?" eka_caesium: I'm sure it's very useful in your lab but also--lol hatkirby: *me advertising a lame pair of pants* "I can't NOT put these on!" eka_caesium: *wheeze* eka_caesium: It's $3.75, can't beat that azhdrake: I believe sand and soda ash is used to put out fires hatkirby: well it can't possibly put out the fire inside my soul hatkirby: or my acid reflux azhdrake: jfailejfa azhdrake: actually it would help with that theoretically azhdrake: it's pretty basic hatkirby: fair azhdrake: Mind you, I feel like depending on the dose it might violently react with your acid and that would cause other problems, but in the end it would neutralize it hatkirby: i want to cause nuclear explosions in my microbiome swbookworm: Don't we all
azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller azhdrake: never went under water much azhdrake: but fef azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea azhdrake: Fef is good hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was azhdrake: that went right over my head hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane azhdrake: It sounds. azhdrake: Very inline azhdrake: with hussie logic hatkirby: true hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him... azhdrake: I'm sorry azhdrake: 🪦