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hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago.
tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers
avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs
ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick
avespecora: feel like a while ago
avespecora: LMAO
hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh
ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair ๐Ÿ˜”
gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew
hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat
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azhdrake: grem zeppelin
hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead
tinylittlegremlin: XD
gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s
hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead
gasmasque: A common misconception
tinylittlegremlin: wheeze
tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE}
azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human
ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story
azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you
hatkirby: ๐Ÿ˜ณ
gasmasque: Ba dum tss
hatkirby: w-well
tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll..................
gasmasque: sigh if only
hatkirby: ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ
azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex
hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF
hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING
gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol
eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one
hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
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azhdrake: Have you been repeatedly accused of being years younger then you are because young fuckers on discord don't talk to enough actual adults to know what we sound like? Go to BALLS.COM. It will not solve this problem, but then you'll at least be having this problem at BALLS.COM
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toothpastecanyon: game is down ๐Ÿ˜”
0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,,
0rigamidragon: Are you saying that youโ€™re **witnessing** a game down?
hatkirby: :cloudcycle:
hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation
toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo:
hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness
0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably
hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
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hatkirby: In oracle of seasons I got this egg and then I bumped into a witch and she was like "that's one of those eggs that's popular with girls right now! You're a boy! You don't need that! I'll take it and give you a doll in exchange"
hatkirby: Lot to unpack there
hatkirby: Glad she called me a boy though :owo:
j._a._m.: AMBW (assigned male by witch)
hatkirby: Fuck yeah
rindomness: assigned male by witch stealing your egg...
j._a._m.: AMBWSYE
hatkirby: She cracked my egg
j._a._m.: Lmao
rindomness: jfldsjfl
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azhdrake: Ah yes my favorite part of TAU; that bit when there's direct to mouth ovulation.
toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfncck
hatkirby: Lrheoysldlhdlh
toothpastecanyon: Oh no star bees is getting quiplash points too
hatkirby: Bees you and I have probably read more of the tau blog than anyone else so we would know
hatkirby: We would know that that's true obviously
toothpastecanyon: Itโ€™s as common a trope in TAU as people doing first aid on Danny phantom!!
hatkirby: ๐Ÿ™
hatkirby: Poor Danny
hatkirby: Tooth get over here I need to put gauze on your arm
toothpastecanyon: Honestly no poor Danny!! Set ur own broken bones snowflake!!!!
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revya: Pov you just posted cringe (said vivisection is cruel n scary)
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tinylittlegremlin: diomed, not by the narrative, nkt by yourself, but by a secret third thing (me)
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eka_caesium: Can you push a mysterious crystal into the anti-mass spectrometer
azhdrake: Um. Hey I have just enough memories of my science degree to have a question or two about that sentence
toothpastecanyon: We are asking the questions here!!
eka_caesium: XD
eka_caesium: That's literally what it's called in the game
eka_caesium: But yeah like Tooth said don't ask questions!!!!!!!
eka_caesium: Nothing bad will happen!!!
azhdrake: Ignoring the "anti" part of this mass spectrometer, how large is this sample you're analyzing here?
toothpastecanyon: Absolutely ginormous
azhdrake: Yeah I don't think that's going to ionize well?
toothpastecanyon: Why do we want it to unionize?
eka_caesium: Ummm I'd say it was about cat sized
hatkirby: two grams
eka_caesium: https://combineoverwiki.net/images/0/0c/C1a0e_beam03.jpg
azhdrake: Because an injury to one is an injury to all!
eka_caesium: bottom right corner
toothpastecanyon: Itโ€™s somewhere in between these answers
eka_caesium: Uh huh
azhdrake: That's... an unconventional looking spectrometer.
hatkirby: i think that's a balls exploder
hatkirby: i remember it from 2013
azhdrake: I'm not sure how you're planning on getting good analysis with the sampler open to the air like that
toothpastecanyon: the end of balls.com...
eka_caesium: Yeah also they used it for exploding balls
eka_caesium: Recreationally
azhdrake: The gas composition within the spectrometer does need to be pretty carefully controlled...
toothpastecanyon: eh I think you can wing it
azhdrake: And to *recreationally* explode balls in company equipment is a gross misuse of resources
azhdrake: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to explode balls with an anti-mass spectrometer?
toothpastecanyon: it's about 2 dollars I think
eka_caesium: Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I explode balls on company time
hatkirby: bees we get it, you read the entire 400 page osha regulations about balls
azhdrake: See this is why we need to unionize it
eka_caesium: Hmmmmm
eka_caesium: Seems like that might get in the way of causing a resonance cascade
eka_caesium: Gordon probably wouldn't be allowed to stand right next to the anti-mass spectrometer anymore
toothpastecanyon: ๐Ÿ˜”
azhdrake: Also I feel the need to point out that the OSHA regulation about balls would not be concerned with misused resources and how much you're costing your employer it would only care about if the balls being exploded belonged to a worker.