azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake Hatkirby: Bees azhdrake: I'm sick! azhdrake: I'm not hungry! Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty.... ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T… gasmasque: 👑 Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay azhdrake: just like a drag king Hatkirby: Jerk yeah Hatkirby: Hell * azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds Hatkirby: Nooooo
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo: hatkirby: Oh no hatkirby: A new mobile Labour? hatkirby: Playboy? ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS hatkirby: LAYOUT? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot pallasvoid: Image pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck pallasvoid: yeah pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns hatkirby: It has Never happened hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012 hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What?? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago. tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick avespecora: feel like a while ago avespecora: LMAO hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔 gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat
azhdrake: grem zeppelin hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead tinylittlegremlin: XD gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead gasmasque: A common misconception tinylittlegremlin: wheeze tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE} azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp: azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you hatkirby: 😳 gasmasque: Ba dum tss hatkirby: w-well tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll.................. gasmasque: sigh if only hatkirby: 😳 😳 😳 😳 azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
azhdrake: Have you been repeatedly accused of being years younger then you are because young fuckers on discord don't talk to enough actual adults to know what we sound like? Go to BALLS.COM. It will not solve this problem, but then you'll at least be having this problem at BALLS.COM
toothpastecanyon: game is down 😔 0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,, 0rigamidragon: Are you saying that you’re **witnessing** a game down? hatkirby: :cloudcycle: hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo: hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness 0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
hatkirby: In oracle of seasons I got this egg and then I bumped into a witch and she was like "that's one of those eggs that's popular with girls right now! You're a boy! You don't need that! I'll take it and give you a doll in exchange" hatkirby: Lot to unpack there hatkirby: Glad she called me a boy though :owo: j._a._m.: AMBW (assigned male by witch) hatkirby: Fuck yeah rindomness: assigned male by witch stealing your egg... j._a._m.: AMBWSYE hatkirby: She cracked my egg j._a._m.: Lmao rindomness: jfldsjfl