toothpastecanyon: Omg you guys I found the most mistimed ad ever toothpastecanyon: I have to look at peoples bank statements and they often had ads near the back toothpastecanyon: I was looking at a statement from January 2020 from a vacation home toothpastecanyon: And it was like ‘the future is 2020’ and I was like ohhhhg no it’s not hatkirby: oh nooo hatkirby: pfft toothpastecanyon: Also bank statement ads in general are weird they’re like ‘we PROUDLY accept American Express cards’ and it’s v funny to me toothpastecanyon: ‘Yes we proudly will let you pay us’ hatkirby: Lol azhdrake: We PROUDLY accept American Express. We BEGRUDGINGLY accept Visa. FUCK YOU if you use Master Card.
azhdrake: I don't know enough about being able to make pictures with your mind to answer the question. hatkirby: i was gonna say "imagine not having aphantasia" but that's kinda the problem, isn't it
tinylittlegremlin: [Flashback to the time i tried to mash the danny phantom vivisection trend into tau] tinylittlegremlin: It didnt elly take off... :blobcry: tinylittlegremlin: But also that attempt was a bit of a reach anyway s_ojourn: ooooh s_ojourn: as much as i complained about vivisection i dont actually hate a couple good ol vivi sections in moderation hatkirby: wat tinylittlegremlin: Moderation is deff the key word there s_ojourn: yeah tinylittlegremlin: But also dp had some really awesome art for the self-vivisection stuff s_ojourn: lol star there is some context but not enough tinylittlegremlin: I only saw like 2 pieces but both were awesome tinylittlegremlin: Skill-wise s_ojourn: oh wild im intrigued hatkirby: i feel like there's a membrane around this sentence where i understand all of the words and can almost see what they mean together but instead it just looks like lunacy, and i love you and i respect that tinylittlegremlin: Yeah had one as a phone screen for awhile actually but that was on one of my older phones and i dont remember who made it so alas.... lost 2 time and the internet...... tinylittlegremlin: It was on tumblr if u ever wanna give searching a go s_ojourn: oh boy is there a tag?? is this a thing?? tinylittlegremlin: Its ok star its smth u have 2 be there 2 see
s_ojourn: what the heck does it mean when someone has tagged a discord server as "toxic" on disboard s_ojourn: like. i assume that its not that the people are just mean and proud? they wouldnt advertise that right eka_caesium: huh. . . eka_caesium: no idea sorry s_ojourn: its bizarre the world of public discords is a scary place hatkirby: welcom to my beautiful dark twisted discord hatkirby: we're so toxic, I'm Mod F which stands for Fuck You pallasvoid: jdklasfghksdfjgh
tinylittlegremlin: A demon lose in the senate continues to live rent-free tinylittlegremlin: Thinking abt alcor chancing palpatines official name on all documentation to smth rude and/or silly tinylittlegremlin: No one notices (glamours ftw) except him and maybe some of the jedi? azhdrake: Oh I love the idea of putting a glamor over your signature so no one knows that you actually wrote "ass eater extraordinaire" or whatever
hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths go on sale at 10pm Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths go on sale in 3 hours, 43 minutes and 34 seconds. ID: 21275287 hatkirby: wha hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths actually go on sale at 11am gmt+9 Carl-bot: Time is either in an inappropriate location, which must be either at the end or beginning of your input, or I just flat out did not understand what you meant. Sorry. hatkirby: i hate you hatkirby: !remindme 7h42m the washcloths actually go on sale Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths actually go on sale in 7 hours and 42 minutes. ID: 21275408 hatkirby: "star what are you talking about" LOOK AT THESE https://www.1101.com/mother_project/items/yasashiitowel_lc_kd.html azhdrake: oh my, that seems like something you need to own hatkirby: im foaming at the mouth toothpastecanyon: Fkfkfkfkf toothpastecanyon: The boss sounds so daddy with the ‘alright STARLIGHT’ toothpastecanyon: Not sounds so sassy toothpastecanyon: Bot toothpastecanyon: I butchered that hatkirby: KJHSDFKJSDHFJK hatkirby: i know that was unintentional on your part but i am laughing so hard toothpastecanyon: The sun was too bright for me to see my terrible error :blobcry:
azhdrake: I'm tired but a) there's too much noise and b) I have green goop in my hair that I wanna give a bit more time so no bed for me azhdrake: Oh I might have twisted my ankle, so that's fun. toothpastecanyon: awww azhdrake: It doesn't hurt yet, but I did step on it really funny so it could go either way swbookworm: aw no azhdrake: But in actual fun news my list of weird shit for my story is now too long to see completely on my big monitor without scrolling azhdrake: So that's coming along nicely toothpastecanyon: *paps* azhdrake: I realize that was probably in reference to my ankle but I enjoy it in context of the previous statement azhdrake: "I'm making good progress on my art!" "my condolences" swbookworm: aslkdjsalkdj swbookworm: "i'm sorry. you've been too productive. you have now been scheduled for The Writer's Block effective immediately. enjoy your newfound pain and frustration and may we recommend a good Screeching Into The Void?" azhdrake: jgkjufdgrf toothpastecanyon: fdgjkfdg toothpastecanyon: i'm so sorry you're arting bees I'm so sorry azhdrake: You better be swbookworm: better yet, you *will* be azhdrake: :blobspearpeek: toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous: azhdrake: 📰 :blobspearpeek: azhdrake: It's a pen I'm writing