newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
eka_caesium: Book swbookworm: Eka eka_caesium: Congratulations you have provoked the random act of violence for the day :herestarcomes: :blobnom: swbookworm: coming to realize that i skipped dinner earlier bc nausea + Nothing Sounds Appealing status effect n actually starting to get hungry now swbookworm: oh excellent timing :herehecomes~1: hatkirby: the cheese was tasty eka_caesium: :alcor_has_gun: swbookworm: i do love provoking random acts of violence tinylittlegremlin: noodles
chillyarchitect: wait sweets was kirbys guest room :04_walcomebuck: sweetaplle: yeah lol sweetaplle: the star on the ceiling is also in ||the afterword|| sweetaplle: and kirbs has stated that they decided to put FORGE in there to force speedrunners to visit the room for mint pyramid 8bitavo: Fun fact: Kirby made the room so that MINT would be mandatory esoteric_merit: We all know that fun fact, eh? 😂 sweetaplle: It's a really fun fun fact 8bitavo: But what people don't know is WHY Kirby put the MINT puzzle 8bitavo: It's so that ||people would have to visit it in speedruns|| sweetaplle: really? never knew that sweetaplle: you know what i do know? the sweet was made so that ||people would have to go into it during a speedrun|| 8bitavo: Holy crap. I never knewed that ylumiccoon: hey guys did you know that speedruns were invented so that ||people had to visit the sweet|| 8bitavo: Lingo was invented so that ||the sweet room|| sweetaplle: fun fact: speedrun the ||the sweet|| invented so speedrun mint invent fact forge seattlemariners: the :OHOHOHOHOHO: ylumiccoon: fun fact: kirby abgkiwi: fact: fun kiribatiii: why is this spoilred
TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
hatkirby: yalls I am loving this sound effect. what Situashuns do you think it plays in toothpastecanyon: Can’t wait to listen to this after work lol hatkirby: tooth you are gonna love it. it is less than a second long and isn't that remarkable hatkirby: [comedian from the 1750's voice] ah, just like doing it with my ex-wife!
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want hatkirby: pumking... pie........................ gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general pallasvoid: (X) Doubt gasmasque: Emphasis on try hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now hatkirby: bearing my soul here pallasvoid: i am overjoyed pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: And we love you for that
scipiowright: oh god screw that lol scipiowright: maybe if someone complains scipiowright: but not before that rever: I'm complaining scipiowright: you're not a person rever: :dismay: