hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush] toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that hatkirby: Bigger than my dick toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think hatkirby: Help hatkirby: Hi grom toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time tinylittlegremlin: hi guys hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight? tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo: toothpastecanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals! hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!! toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes: hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH hatkirby: EHKEYJTW toothpastecanyon: >:3 hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive: hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive: toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both tinylittlegremlin: :3c hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right tinylittlegremlin: worth it toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥 tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥 toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand tinylittlegremlin: 🤝 tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle: tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth- hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf hatkirby: 😩 hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
rekipstar0258: if u have a startling enough alarm u start the day VERY AWAKE tinylittlegremlin: (me today-the alarm thing) rekipstar0258: i mean my alarm is v startling and i frequently awaken in confusion and panic of why ppl are yelling its quite effective seawhawha: :/ i have to change my alarm fairly regularly cause i adapt to them and just sleep through them rekipstar0258: ye i had one that was just BEEP BEEP BEEP and i adapted enough to hit snooze without waking up seawhawha: my adaption is literally just not even noticing it anymore while unconscious revya: You just have to set the most annoying thing you can think of as the alarm revya: I’ve had the dave strider rapping one for like 6 years now and just the opening notes are enough to rage-punt me awake at this point revya: You need to go on a quest to discover the true meaning of loathing is what I’m saying revya: A BEEP BEEP is impersonal revya: Businesslike revya: But on the other hand you set, I dunno, the Barbie song and it instantaneously summons up the repressed memories of years of receiving dolls from elderly family members who couldn’t be bothered to make it on your birthday, didn’t know you didn’t care for them or even what age you were, the way the dolls stared w judgement as you played w your stuffed animals, your legos, and Toy Story taught you to beware their wrath, and someday you knew *you knew* revya: They would *get* you revya: So you got them first and your parents blamed you for the mess, can you believe? It was self defense, you say rekipstar0258: are you ok grey tinylittlegremlin: ... Grey r u ok tinylittlegremlin: Do u need to talk revya: No tinylittlegremlin: I feel that tho a BEEP BEEP is very impersonal tinylittlegremlin: And rage is a good motivator tinylittlegremlin: Pfft tinylittlegremlin: Ok im still in class tinylittlegremlin: And this is hilarious tinylittlegremlin: "just faceplant clip tru the floor" revya: All I’m saying is, if you don’t want to choke your alarm to death every morning, if you don’t awake w the burning desire to see the life leave its eyes as you throttle it revya: Then it’s not doing its job seawhawha: i havnt found anything that can draw that feeling out of me revya: How do you get through the day w/o hatred and spite, sounds hard seawhawha: im just not the type of person to hate much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tinylittlegremlin: I do it by being cheerfully optimistic! tinylittlegremlin: Its better for ur heart revya: Sounds fake but ok
azhdrake: Okay reading an article on it: chameleons can and will camouflage with their color changing, but only in subtle ways like making themselves darker or lighter green. When they break out the other colors, that's for communication. swbookworm: ah yeah sounds accurate hatkirby: Or for dance parties! azhdrake: Is dance not communication? azhdrake: The purest expression of self? azhdrake: The ultimate way of talking? hatkirby: Chameleon listening to darude sandstorm and going big dick mode hatkirby: Okay I meant to type big dick mode azhdrake: o;aefjoi;awejfo;iawf;oawi hatkirby: Big F U C K mode swbookworm: ksaldsadjsaddsa azhdrake: Star's phone knows what it wants in life hatkirby: Pffffft azhdrake: and it's big lizard dick hatkirby: I'm throwing my phone in a volcano swbookworm: kasjdlsakdjds azhdrake: it's for the best
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg hatkirby: I'm so funny today pallasvoid: you are <3 hatkirby: <3 pallasvoid: love that for you azhdrake: Morning hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !