toothpastecanyon: al-v ooh I got a good one toothpastecanyon: I love chocolate okay toothpastecanyon: so what if everything I touched turned to chocolate!! toothpastecanyon: I SEE NO PROBLEMS HERE alcorian5305: oh no toothpastecanyon: I got the idea from reading about this idiot called midas who made everything he touched turn to gold toothpastecanyon: what an idiot. you can't eat gold eka_caesium: Wow what a loser. aba_daba_do: You can eat gold if you apply yourself alcorian5305: true ^^^ toothpastecanyon: aba you do put out a good defense. Maybe I will make one hand turn things to chocolate and the other turn things to gold
lutherstatic: im a clc, cowboy loving cowboy toothpastecanyon: omg ur valid lutherstatic: thank u toofers toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: justdogs: !!! justdogs: i am a nlc, non-cowboy loving cowboys lutherstatic: please dont fetishize cowboy culture, we're real normal people just like you, riding horses to the grocery store, cleaning our spurs on the porch, toothpastecanyon: 💚 justdogs: aw man, i'm sorry there r people out there like that but i am only here trying to show my support, i am a non cowboy loving cowboys the same as i am out here loving the non cowboys, just an ally fighting for cowboys right to ride cowhorses and to clean spurs justdogs: Cowboy rights are human rights justdogs: 👏 toothpastecanyon: HELL YEAH toothpastecanyon: YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS
justdogs: ugh justdogs: google did an update and i HATE IT! hatkirby: uh oh hatkirby: that darn google! *laughs nervously* justdogs: star hatkirby: hi justdogs: star were u the one who took away my tab folders? justdogs: star? hatkirby: yep, i'm the criminal hatkirby: i stole them and have now eaten them justdogs: how could You star!!! hatkirby: idk?? they looked yummy?? justdogs: *i CrYYYY* hatkirby: i'm sorry doggo!! justdogs: they did look hell yummy justdogs: :blobcry: hatkirby: :blobpats: justdogs: god look at this mess justdogs: [Image of mobile browser with no tab groups. Hey, dogs is reading Lucy Ann & the Lunch Bunch!] hatkirby: :blurryeyes: justdogs: HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THIS! hatkirby: yo i've never had tab folders, on my phone i've got over a hundred tabs open and there's no organization at all hatkirby: also :blurryeyes: thats a nice fanfic u've got open there justdogs: hehehe justdogs: tab folders were the best thing that ever happened to me hatkirby: i'm sorry :( that's rough justdogs: if i ever meet god i will shoot a basketball hopp through their halo just for taking them away from me hatkirby: are you inmplying that god works for google justdogs: it's their day job hatkirby: lol
revya: Be gay, do ocean crime 🏄 toothpastecanyon: be gay but if you do ocean crime you do ocean time revya: Be gay and know your ocean rights 🌊 justdogs: no ocean crime unless u ready to do the ocean time toothpastecanyon: be gay and give ocean liscence and reefisdration please
alcorian5305: My dad wants me to take ketamine for my depression? alcorian5305: Disappointed but not entirely surprised... alcorian5305: Hes saying it will "cure" me. Not treat me, cure me. alcorian5305: Wtf dad toothpastecanyon: wtf toothpastecanyon: That's so stupid toothpastecanyon: *huge paps* tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: i know nothing of depression but even i know that aint how it works justdogs: *paps* pallasvoid: just "ah yes you are sad in the brain... do horse tranquilizer about it" wtf
pallasvoid: if you have time, money, and EVA Foam, you too can have a sick robot arm pallasvoid: tbh working with EVA foam is pretty easy once you get used to it justdogs: i have no time, no EVA foam, no money and i am very small so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under
dinofanham: Oh, also, if anyone has any suggestions for cute outfits to try out whenever I'm able to actually experiment with then DM them to me! dinofanham: I'm looking for ideas chommki: yo, skirts and button-ups? you will slaughter millions
eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"