azhdrake: I'm tired but a) there's too much noise and b) I have green goop in my hair that I wanna give a bit more time so no bed for me azhdrake: Oh I might have twisted my ankle, so that's fun. toothpastecanyon: awww azhdrake: It doesn't hurt yet, but I did step on it really funny so it could go either way swbookworm: aw no azhdrake: But in actual fun news my list of weird shit for my story is now too long to see completely on my big monitor without scrolling azhdrake: So that's coming along nicely toothpastecanyon: *paps* azhdrake: I realize that was probably in reference to my ankle but I enjoy it in context of the previous statement azhdrake: "I'm making good progress on my art!" "my condolences" swbookworm: aslkdjsalkdj swbookworm: "i'm sorry. you've been too productive. you have now been scheduled for The Writer's Block effective immediately. enjoy your newfound pain and frustration and may we recommend a good Screeching Into The Void?" azhdrake: jgkjufdgrf toothpastecanyon: fdgjkfdg toothpastecanyon: i'm so sorry you're arting bees I'm so sorry azhdrake: You better be swbookworm: better yet, you *will* be azhdrake: :blobspearpeek: toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous: azhdrake: 📰 :blobspearpeek: azhdrake: It's a pen I'm writing
toothpastecanyon: I’m like yeah I have no idea what changed in the game all I know is people in that game will lose their minds at you if you make a mistake hatkirby: yeah in my experience people who play online mafia games get very mad at you toothpastecanyon: Which is nuts because there were like 20 different roles and while I was playing they kept tweaking them in small but significant ways hatkirby: i used to play a homestuck mafia roleplay thing in like 2012 and i got people telling me they wanted me to die and also people like, spreading rumors that i was lying about getting injured in real life?? hatkirby: shit's crazy toothpastecanyon: Omg wat hatkirby: mafia is SERIOUS BUSINESS hatkirby: oh yeah like. one time i was playing the game while in the hospital and i mentioned that and people were like UM NO YOU'RE NOT YOU CANT HAVE ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN THE HOSPITAL, WE GOT YOU!!!!!! hatkirby: and i had to take a picture of myself in the hospital bed kjhsdkfs toothpastecanyon: That reminds me of when I was a kid on ff.net and I was anxious I hadn’t updated my story so I pretended I had appendicitis to account for the gap toothpastecanyon: FJFNFNFNFNFNFJFJ hatkirby: KJDSHGJKSDHFK toothpastecanyon: Opposite sides lol hatkirby: XD hatkirby: that's SO funny tho, you weren't even like "i had the flu" you were like "one of my organs was going to explode and i could have died" toothpastecanyon: I was like ‘guys so sorry I’m in the hospital with appendicitis’ and then the chapter after that I was like ‘I got surgery I’m recovering!’ toothpastecanyon: Jffjkffkck toothpastecanyon: I have never had surgery hatkirby: PFFT hatkirby: i've had surgery several times, it's alright. worst part is that like 50% of the time you throw up after you wake up. oh also it hurts a lot hatkirby: haha toothpastecanyon: Oh yeah reminds me of that time I had appendicitis! hatkirby: Pfft toothpastecanyon: Hehehe toothpastecanyon: But yeah I think that’s really funny I felt bad people were giving me well wishes but I was in too deep hatkirby: the tribulations of being a child in an online space
Seiya234: me, today: backs the car into a fence and trash can trying to maneuver out of our shitty alley Seiya234: josie, completely unprompted: "shit" hatkirby: kjdhfkjdshkfjs hatkirby: d'awwwww she's learning hatkirby: acacia did that for sure hatkirby: actually. it would be funnier if willow was the one to do it hatkirby: because everyone would EXPECT that acacia would be the first to pick up swearing from the adults Seiya234: omg yes Seiya234: mabel: WILLOW MIRIAM PINES Seiya234: hank: mommy not so fucking loud please Seiya234: a phrase stan uses in the morning hatkirby: kjhsakjd Seiya234: stan gets a stern talking to soon after Seiya234: mabel: FORREST HENRY WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT Seiya234: hank: mommy it's Henry Forrest Seiya234: mabel: NOT TODAY IT ISNT hatkirby: stan is like sweetheart you yell "good morning my beautiful family today is going to be awesome!" in my ear every day and it rings in my head more than dipper's demon echo hatkirby: PFFT hatkirby: "you've been bad, today you get the cringe name" hatkirby: "uncle dipper isn't here to protect you from cringe name" Seiya234: THE CRINGE NAME hatkirby: dipper literally looked at this child and was like "my sister tried to give you a cringe name. i love you too much to let this happen" Seiya234: The greatest act of love ever hatkirby: "however i am going to call you bright one all the time until you tell me to stop" Seiya234: Dipper: good thing I’m not as cringe as mabel hatkirby: :blobamused: Seiya234: Dipper: does cringe shit all day hatkirby: those twins are extremely cringe and i love them for it
pallasvoid: I need to read more shuuenpro pallasvoid: I've just been so busyyyy hatkirby: YES!!!!!!!! hatkirby: :bowser little death: hatkirby: WRONG STICKER hatkirby: :surprised gay boy (c-ta): azhdrake: afioeiaw azhdrake: :bowser little death: pallasvoid: :bowser little death: hatkirby: Sorry you just told me you were gonna read shuuenpro and I got so excited that I came pallasvoid: sdkjghldafgjkhafd pallasvoid: i love this for you
hatkirby: pissing myself laughing at this frame of this youtube video that i paused on hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/290/314/443/730/568/original/bace396a27e7cb91.png pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: Damn, Mario’s stealing his brother’s boyfriend ._chroma_.: So long gay bowser hatkirby: XD hatkirby: Bowser splorts so hard that he flies off the stage and dies. Is this too nsfw to say gasmasque: Mario’s skilled in many things gasmasque: Including working a pipe hatkirby: kjDHBFSKJHDFSJKSDH hatkirby: the sound i just made
abgkiwi: i have had an email that opened 'Dear << Patientname >>,' abgkiwi: it was from the nhs abgkiwi: official emails become more and more like spam every day hatkirby: now i know kiwi's real name ! brentonw: Somebody forgot the replacer is case sensitive! 😆 abgkiwi: oh god that's 1 of 200 pieces of information you need to access my wifi-controlled pacemaker! abgkiwi: i'm statistically 0.5% more in danger! hatkirby: adds your pacemaker to a ddos botnet abgkiwi: i'm a fat man regis my heart can't take it hatkirby: ok to clarify i meant as a MEMBER of a botnet, not that I would ddos your heart 😅 abgkiwi: editor's note i don't actually have a wifi pacemaker hatkirby: "ddosing your heart" is like. something that a hopeless romantic would say in a cyberpunk story written by a tech bro hatkirby: or something that I would say because it's funny brentonw: This might be my favorite channel
ihnn: 100% low% ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels rever: N- ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped rever: Also this is all EP low% technically rever: All panel low% hmm undalevein: ah yes undalevein: All Panels Low% undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%
Lingo#8106: :xx: Lingo#8106: :wt: b??h viole? Lingo#8106: :xx: Lingo#8106: (4 6) undalevein: both violet hatkirby: bruh violet undalevein: :09_purple_moment: hatkirby: me when violet adds something crazy to AP witness undalevein: in high school, I learned AP witness hatkirby: ukhdsfkjsdhfkjsdhf hatkirby: laughed out loud for real
toothpastecanyon: My friends!!! toothpastecanyon: You’ll never guess what I am azhdrake: FRUNCH toothpastecanyon: im not French!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: Je ne suis pas français!!!! azhdrake: Lunee? toothpastecanyon: What does that mean 👀 hatkirby: i gotta be honest i dont know WHAT the heck yalls are talking about !!!!!! toothpastecanyon: Star are you missing that je ne sais quoi? hatkirby: yeah i'm all fucked up hatkirby: 🖕 toothpastecanyon: You’re absolutely demonic hatkirby: tell me something i don't know
