eka_caesium: Hi Book :) eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels. eka_caesium: :) swbookworm: hi eka! swbookworm: :) swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house? eka_caesium: :) eka_caesium: Why yes I am! swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these swbookworm: ⛏️ swbookworm: let's get a-digging eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it? hatkirby: Wooly World hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE) hatkirby: Could be us 🙄
quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice. quas.naart: "Articulation" hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing" newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain hatkirby: i don't have to imagine newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
newsoupvi: This is #witness now oh no newsoupvi: Actually not even that newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao hatkirby: this is non horny #witness hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol transmothgirl: the prophecy v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host?? hatkirby: HELP hatkirby: is this real v_sper_: yes hatkirby: that's so funny hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe. csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot" v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't" abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home' abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5) csouvey: counterclockwise? v_sper_: 🚫 💦 🕐 abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo" abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
#679Up+0/-0DownFebruary 06 2024 at 07:44:17 pm EST
newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol rever: Hello! scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you newsoupvi: Tru hatkirby: rever hit the gym? scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars hatkirby: waow newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57 rever: sj beginner lobby gym hatkirby: lol scipiowright: Skill issue hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet exempt_medic: That really got me, wow newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad: scipiowright: They're on a diet newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue" scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning newsoupvi: That is like newsoupvi: A food scipiowright: Who said we were eating them? exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?" scipiowright: This is absurdist humor hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: exempt_medic: again
#681Up+0/-0DownFebruary 08 2024 at 05:48:56 pm EST
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhh… azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏 swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: 😱 swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
#682Up+0/-0DownFebruary 24 2024 at 09:21:57 pm EST
tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :) hatkirby: i don't know what that is tinylittlegremlin: :) hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/ hatkirby: oh i know this tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :) hatkirby: [image that says "balls"] hatkirby: i win toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen" hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!! tinylittlegremlin: writing that down tinylittlegremlin: 📝 eka_caesium: 😈 toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet] scipiowright: like look at this garbage hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP 🙄 scipiowright: lmao truuuu scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter] scipiowright: queers scipiowright: Probably transformation? hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses hatkirby: Yeah 🥰 scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory) hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk scipiowright: ❤️ hatkirby: :blobsnuggle: hatkirby: I laughed out loud scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate) hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations