hatkirby: It was- it was about the primer post, remember? toothpastecanyon: The what? hatkirby: The fic rec list. toothpastecanyon: Oh. The *pr-eye-mer*? hatkirby: Yeah! It's pronounced primmer. toothpastecanyon: Huh. I always thought it was pr-eye-mer. Because it primes you. hatkirby: That makes sense! It's primmer though. epstmlgy: primmer is correct. epstmlgy: Actually, pr-eye-mer is the UK pronunciation. toothpastecanyon: This is worse than if I was wrong.
azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe azhdrake: Wait no azhdrake: Why would it be that low azhdrake: My brain is tired swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate azhdrake: Yeah swbookworm: actually no swbookworm: that's a cold plate azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!! swbookworm: that's just a plate azhdrake: That's just a swbookworm: pfft azhdrake: yep toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰 azhdrake: You did!
toothpastecanyon: I went dressed like I was going to a business meeting pallasvoid: Yeah!!!! gasmasque: Such a fancy wee lad toothpastecanyon: Speaking of wee star took this photo and I’m laughing at how small I look fjfnfnf gasmasque: Lol azhdrake: A small and fancy man hatkirby: I should've knelt down and taken one toothpastecanyon: You really shouldn’t have
abgkiwi: just because everyone except icely sam brenton deus and kirbs equates to brendan chris me glitch and you doesn't mean it's half of the old testers even when it does hatkirby: oh phew i thought you were calling me old abgkiwi: aren't you younger than me idr hatkirby: really? I wouldn't have thought that brentonw: pretty sure kiwi is younger hatkirby: i'm gonna be 30 next year abgkiwi: idk for some reason i just assumed kirbs was like 23 abgkiwi: *oh i'm a bit off* hatkirby: Lol brentonw: kirbs has a young soul 🙂 hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: Yeah ok in another server there were a bunch of people who did not believe me when I said how old I was because I have a picrew avatar hatkirby: Like what abgkiwi: i used to have a picrew avatar but almost none of them have haircuts anything like mine abgkiwi: so i kinda dipped abgkiwi: also about 2 of them have facial hair options hatkirby: I only recently got a haircut like this guy abgkiwi: there's no intersect lol hatkirby: but I'm lovin it abgkiwi: floofty hair hatkirby: Short floofty hair abgkiwi: tousleable hatkirby: only after i score the winning goal at my soccer game hatkirby: ^ not a real thing abgkiwi: or create a nice drawing to be put on the fridge hatkirby: i drew a kirby! abgkiwi: (the two genders: scoring in soccer and nice drawings on the fridge) hatkirby: so true bestie
kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE?? toothpastecanyon: Oh toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head! hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for! toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry: hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check? hatkirby: No lmao
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer