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hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast
toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too
hatkirby: If only 😩
hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here
toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do !
hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward
hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand.
toothpastecanyon: 😔
toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand
hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand
toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work
toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh
pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf
pallasvoid: STAR
hatkirby: hi void
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toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share
gasmasque: :penis:
hatkirby: :penis:
toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think
hatkirby: perhaps
agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here
hatkirby: Intrigued
toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland
toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow
azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life.
hatkirby: I love you bees
azhdrake: Love you too Star
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hatkirby: yalls I am loving this sound effect. what Situashuns do you think it plays in
toothpastecanyon: Can’t wait to listen to this after work lol
hatkirby: tooth you are gonna love it. it is less than a second long and isn't that remarkable
hatkirby: [comedian from the 1750's voice] ah, just like doing it with my ex-wife!
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azhdrake: Realized half way to the bus stop that my shirt buttons were one level off from the shirt's holes 😔
toothpastecanyon: Noooo I’ve done that
toothpastecanyon: 😔
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: gotta get undressed in public to fix it
hatkirby: no other way
hatkirby: btw i've never seen a bathroom before and my kidneys are exhausted from 100 years of labor
azhdrake: I mean, I have an undershirt
hatkirby: you have to take that off too
hatkirby: i don't make the rules
azhdrake: Fxrdtguhigdt
gasmasque: Yeah someone named Hatkirby does
toothpastecanyon: Djdjdjdjd
hatkirby: cause like what if your undershirt gets slightly scrunched up under the effort of shifting around the buttons and it's kind of uncomfortable
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gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises
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azhdrake: There's a lot to unpack here
hatkirby: And none of us are gonna try, I think
pallasvoid: I'm just tossing that whole suitcase, yeah
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hatkirby: it's tired of waiting
hatkirby: you must fill the void
hatkirby: i swear i don't mean this in a sexual way even though it's me saying it
hatkirby: i just mean like lol... yknow like, getting consumed by the emptiness within you, letting that void stretch and envelope everything you've got piece by piece until you have nothing else and it still yearns for more
toothpastecanyon: :owo:
toothpastecanyon: oh yes I love that
azhdrake: And also you should shove a dick in there
hatkirby: well if I throw myself in, i'll do it dick first, are you happy
hatkirby: cause i am 🥰
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swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved
azhdrake: Hell yes
azhdrake: occom's brick
swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg
swbookworm: e x a c t l y
azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick
swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle
swbookworm: no wait
swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one
azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be!
swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK
swbookworm: FUCK
azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK*
azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
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TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something
TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text
ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
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park3r2_: I joined European servers One Time. And... no. They just leave me.
park3r2_: So now we're going to the middle east.