hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
chillyarchitect: wait sweets was kirbys guest room :04_walcomebuck: sweetaplle: yeah lol sweetaplle: the star on the ceiling is also in ||the afterword|| sweetaplle: and kirbs has stated that they decided to put FORGE in there to force speedrunners to visit the room for mint pyramid 8bitavo: Fun fact: Kirby made the room so that MINT would be mandatory esoteric_merit: We all know that fun fact, eh? 😂 sweetaplle: It's a really fun fun fact 8bitavo: But what people don't know is WHY Kirby put the MINT puzzle 8bitavo: It's so that ||people would have to visit it in speedruns|| sweetaplle: really? never knew that sweetaplle: you know what i do know? the sweet was made so that ||people would have to go into it during a speedrun|| 8bitavo: Holy crap. I never knewed that ylumiccoon: hey guys did you know that speedruns were invented so that ||people had to visit the sweet|| 8bitavo: Lingo was invented so that ||the sweet room|| sweetaplle: fun fact: speedrun the ||the sweet|| invented so speedrun mint invent fact forge seattlemariners: the :OHOHOHOHOHO: ylumiccoon: fun fact: kirby abgkiwi: fact: fun kiribatiii: why is this spoilred
hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
hatkirby: ✨ exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice" hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice hatkirby: so that's just a given exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice newsoupvi: Yes newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention newsoupvi: :sad: hatkirby: Lmao hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven. newsoupvi: Listen newsoupvi: I will never forget newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report hatkirby: NOOO hatkirby: Gkskgsks newsoupvi: So true hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal. newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug: newsoupvi: There is nothing newsoupvi: that you can say newsoupvi: It's too late hatkirby: :blobfree:
eka_caesium: Book swbookworm: Eka eka_caesium: Congratulations you have provoked the random act of violence for the day :herestarcomes: :blobnom: swbookworm: coming to realize that i skipped dinner earlier bc nausea + Nothing Sounds Appealing status effect n actually starting to get hungry now swbookworm: oh excellent timing :herehecomes~1: hatkirby: the cheese was tasty eka_caesium: :alcor_has_gun: swbookworm: i do love provoking random acts of violence tinylittlegremlin: noodles
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it] seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back