#669 Up +0/-0 Down January 16 2024 at 08:34:43 am EST
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: Rip
toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp:
hatkirby: Malted dancing time
hatkirby: Ok
hatkirby: I topped naked
hatkirby: TYPED
toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF
hatkirby: AAAAAAA
toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one
azhdrake: > I topped naked
azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things
hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
#668 Up +0/-0 Down January 12 2024 at 02:50:00 pm EST
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats!
scipiowright: tunc
rever: tunc
hatkirby: this is an anagram
rever: NO
hatkirby: :P
scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right
espeon2718: noooooooooo
hatkirby: klhgkfdg
scipiowright: live on camera
hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq
scipiowright: silent has to back me up
silentdestroyer: tunc
rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT
hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun
espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun
hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling]
scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
#667 Up +0/-0 Down January 10 2024 at 11:51:49 pm EST
azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now
azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up
toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent
azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth?
azhdrake: Are you in pain at all?
eka_caesium: I'm in pain
eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow
toothpastecanyon: :blobsob:
azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka
eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method
toothpastecanyon: yes
azhdrake: πŸ’Š πŸ’Š πŸ’Š :alcor_has_gun:
#666 Up +0/-0 Down January 10 2024 at 09:36:07 am EST
toothpastecanyon: farewell 25% deathless!!
hatkirby: yeah i got one room farther yesterday
gasmasque: :blobaww:
hatkirby: i was so surprised that i stopped paying attention and immediately died
#665 Up +0/-0 Down January 10 2024 at 09:34:44 am EST
azhdrake: Hoh boy I got on the bus and now I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open
hatkirby: ugh i hate that
hatkirby: i'll give you 50cc's of electricity
hatkirby: you ever think about how much unwanted medical attention we give each other in this chat
toothpastecanyon: well if you don't want 50cc's of electricity I'll take t
azhdrake: I was too busy thinking about how much current 50 cc electricity would be
hatkirby: gives tooth 60cc's of electricity because he's been such a good boy this year
toothpastecanyon: :blobxd:
hatkirby: i think i nerd-sniped bees
toothpastecanyon: we're not seeing bees anymore today you gave them such a puzzle :blobaww:
hatkirby: that's what nerd sniping is
hatkirby: it also implies that bees walked into traffic
toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp:
pallasvoid: I am now curious as to about how much current 50ccs of electricty would be....
pallasvoid: but I don't math so
hatkirby: i'm harming this server
pallasvoid: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
azhdrake: I am far too tired to be properly nerd snipped. I simply needed to dissociate for a bit
hatkirby: sounds like something someone who was nerd sniped would say
azhdrake: Me, lying on the pavement waiting for an ambulance: "I better go and tell the group chat I'm just dissociating."
hatkirby: you're a proud swarm of bees and that's what I like about you
azhdrake: I did google capacitor stuff but I looked at equations and was like. This ain't fucking happening right now.
hatkirby: i was confused for a moment and thought there was a product called google capacitor
azhdrake: Not everything is a web app!
hatkirby: true. some things are electron apps
gasmasque: It’s just so google coded
azhdrake: I mean, electron apps are just web apps in denial
hatkirby: yeah lol
hatkirby: joke just for you
azhdrake: It took me a moment to get it, my first thought was electrons, the subatomic particle, and I was like "electron app is an interesting way to refer to electrical - wait no that's a fucking thing"
hatkirby: i also sort of figured you would make that leap first
azhdrake: You know me too well
hatkirby: :blobnom:
azhdrake: Cause like. Electron movement is what electrical current is, and capacitors are sort of storage methods for electricity, an application of electrons, if you will
hatkirby: it really came full circle, as a joke
#664 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:27:56 pm EST
newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly
scipio: Are you a pinball
newsoupvi: Yes
#663 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:26:55 pm EST
roobyroo: We are going to become feral epiphany-driven animals
newsoupvi: Based
exempt_medic: What is this "become"?
newsoupvi: TRUE
hatkirby: tis better to be driven by epiphany than to be driven by whatever the heck is happening on tiktok
newsoupvi: That's such a broad statement I don't even know how to interpret that :ICANT:
exempt_medic: I can't prove it wrong though XD
roobyroo: Spoken like someone who hasn't experienced WitTok
hatkirby: Is that a thing
hatkirby: Is this a thing that happen
newsoupvi: Is that a thing x2
mrpokemon11: wtf is WikTok
hatkirby: joey blowey doing tiktok dances??
#662 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:22:24 pm EST
azhdrake: > solid liquid gas plasma
azhdrake: Bose–Einstein condensate just ain't good enough, huh?
hatkirby: fuck that bitch
azhdrake: :gasp:
tinylittlegremlin: lol
hatkirby: i just met them and i have only contempt
azhdrake: I love it its such a little weirdo
hatkirby: lol
#661 Up +0/-0 Down January 01 2024 at 02:01:32 am EST
novaluknight: TWO MINUTESSSSSS
tinylittlegremlin: i can imagine
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: almost time for u ey?
tinylittlegremlin: eey sup jinx
novaluknight: YEAHHHHHH
novaluknight: SUP
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: as a time traveler i must warn u
tinylittlegremlin: a new year! thats whats up!
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not eat a lot of butter bread
novaluknight: SMH
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: a moderate amount is good
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: but know restraint
tinylittlegremlin: dont listen to lu, theyre a buzzkill, eat a lot pf bread n butter
novaluknight: ONE MINUTE πŸ‘οΈ
novaluknight: mmmm buttered bread
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not, else the Tummy Hurt Diseaseℒ️ may befall u
tinylittlegremlin: fuck restraint, go hog wild
novaluknight: HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
tinylittlegremlin: πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: hap new york!!!
tinylittlegremlin: happy new year!
#660 Up +1/-0 Down December 21 2023 at 08:11:08 pm EST
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints?
newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints
newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed
mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us
newsoupvi: It was something like
newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: lol
t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls"
newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference
newsoupvi: Well
newsoupvi: As in
newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer
newsoupvi: Lol
t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case
t1mshady: In fact
t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/
t1mshady: Here it is
t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread
t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint)
newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED
newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that
newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here
newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes
rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p
newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in ⁠witness
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭
hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game
espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything
espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls"
hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud
t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually
t1mshady: So many game saves in there now
newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked
newsoupvi: How did you not know this
newsoupvi: This is common knowledge
espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game?
exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back
espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh