mr_park3r2: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? mr_park3r2: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game mr_park3r2: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere mr_park3r2: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other mr_park3r2: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? mr_park3r2: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa mr_park3r2: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun mr_park3r2: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it? hatkirby: Wooly World hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE) hatkirby: Could be us 🙄
eka_caesium: Hi Book :) eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels. eka_caesium: :) swbookworm: hi eka! swbookworm: :) swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house? eka_caesium: :) eka_caesium: Why yes I am! swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these swbookworm: ⛏️ swbookworm: let's get a-digging eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
toothpastecanyon: Book that’s a great recipe but I’m struggling with the last step not having a daughter or granddaughter swbookworm: any relatives or friends or acquaintances will do toothpastecanyon: 🫵 swbookworm: my mom and i were alternating staring at her and staring at each other just watching it happen revya: Recipe that starts with having sex (to have a daughter) swbookworm: s;d;fakzvldvjldxdvjdlxjvzdfsf toothpastecanyon: Cjfjfjfjfjf tinylittlegremlin: antsrtsgreatfesttjadfysrtjdjdfdhstrhttdj swbookworm: wheezing irl over here toothpastecanyon: You’ve killed book grey :blobxd:
hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!! hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst hatkirby: My phone strokes again hatkirby: STRIKES hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats! scipiowright: tunc rever: tunc hatkirby: this is an anagram rever: NO hatkirby: :P scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right espeon2718: noooooooooo hatkirby: klhgkfdg scipiowright: live on camera hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq scipiowright: silent has to back me up silentdestroyer: tunc rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling] scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth? azhdrake: Are you in pain at all? eka_caesium: I'm in pain eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method toothpastecanyon: yes azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
toothpastecanyon: farewell 25% deathless!! hatkirby: yeah i got one room farther yesterday gasmasque: :blobaww: hatkirby: i was so surprised that i stopped paying attention and immediately died
azhdrake: Hoh boy I got on the bus and now I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open hatkirby: ugh i hate that hatkirby: i'll give you 50cc's of electricity hatkirby: you ever think about how much unwanted medical attention we give each other in this chat toothpastecanyon: well if you don't want 50cc's of electricity I'll take t azhdrake: I was too busy thinking about how much current 50 cc electricity would be hatkirby: gives tooth 60cc's of electricity because he's been such a good boy this year toothpastecanyon: :blobxd: hatkirby: i think i nerd-sniped bees toothpastecanyon: we're not seeing bees anymore today you gave them such a puzzle :blobaww: hatkirby: that's what nerd sniping is hatkirby: it also implies that bees walked into traffic toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: pallasvoid: I am now curious as to about how much current 50ccs of electricty would be.... pallasvoid: but I don't math so hatkirby: i'm harming this server pallasvoid: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ azhdrake: I am far too tired to be properly nerd snipped. I simply needed to dissociate for a bit hatkirby: sounds like something someone who was nerd sniped would say azhdrake: Me, lying on the pavement waiting for an ambulance: "I better go and tell the group chat I'm just dissociating." hatkirby: you're a proud swarm of bees and that's what I like about you azhdrake: I did google capacitor stuff but I looked at equations and was like. This ain't fucking happening right now. hatkirby: i was confused for a moment and thought there was a product called google capacitor azhdrake: Not everything is a web app! hatkirby: true. some things are electron apps gasmasque: It’s just so google coded azhdrake: I mean, electron apps are just web apps in denial hatkirby: yeah lol hatkirby: joke just for you azhdrake: It took me a moment to get it, my first thought was electrons, the subatomic particle, and I was like "electron app is an interesting way to refer to electrical - wait no that's a fucking thing" hatkirby: i also sort of figured you would make that leap first azhdrake: You know me too well hatkirby: :blobnom: azhdrake: Cause like. Electron movement is what electrical current is, and capacitors are sort of storage methods for electricity, an application of electrons, if you will hatkirby: it really came full circle, as a joke