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doomsdayfairy: Yeah, I’m like, If you go there to learn stuff, listen to some guy talk for two hours, and get homework, it’s a school!
hatkirby: I misinterpreted guy talk as like. About cars and sports
doomsdayfairy: Lol
doomsdayfairy: Depends on what you’re studying I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
doomsdayfairy: “Hey guys, welcome to car school! This is my favorite car!”
hatkirby: I'm studying Guys, and their interests. And their mating habits. That last one especially
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hatkirby: can i. can i get a serving of faggots and P's..
toothpastecanyon: star I'll buy some for you :owo:
toothpastecanyon: faggots and P's are waiting for you in the UK,,,
gasmasque: I could use a serving of faggot and P :blobamused:
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swbookworm: "average internet user gets hit by bombs every day" factoid actually incorrect. average internet user gets hit with 0 bombs per day. boy princess georg, who is so gay he's targeted by bombs regularly, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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azhdrake: I'm imagining pinwheel like "plants", getting energy through their propellers, rooting into the side of the ship, drifting through the currents,
azhdrake: Some getting huge, fucking windmill ass organisms
azhdrake: some evolving sharp propellers so they're harder to eat, which become a hazard because they can slice up your sails if they pass through
azhdrake: OH SHIT
azhdrake: Stars would be LOUD out here!!!
hatkirby: i always am
azhdrake: fawefawfgawgeshryjdt
toothpastecanyon: :blobaww:
azhdrake: But yeah unfathomably large giant fusion balls in open air? God damn. Don't get too close
toothpastecanyon: bees is just baiting star at this point :blobamused:
azhdrake: >:( I'm trying to talk about worldbuilding!
toothpastecanyon: :blobpeek:
azhdrake: It's not my fault that large balls are just a very relevant thing when talking about astronomy!
toothpastecanyon: wow your balls are so relevant :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Are your balls topical or are you just happy to see me?
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revya: It feels very American that this goodwill has a notice that they will not take firearms
swbookworm: who tries to donate firearms to a *goodwill?*
toothpastecanyon: definitely Someone
swbookworm: ...i say, before remembering that i did once try to donate a katana to goodwill and they told me they couldnt take it without the sheath
toothpastecanyon: dfgdfhfh
swbookworm: (plastic sheath. renfest katana. not very sharp at all. the shitty plastic sheath breaking is why roommate tried to donate it. i think it might still be in my car actually?)
toothpastecanyon: always ready
eka_caesium: You can fight The Whale
toothpastecanyon: you can fight me
revya: Homestuck characters behavior
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toothpastecanyon: my tummy hurts a bit (not accepting suggestions as to why)
hatkirby: maybe it's a manifestation of your sin
azhdrake: maybe it's maybelline
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hatkirby: like. Why is the internet like this now
azhdrake: Because AI!
azhdrake: Gotta scrape everything to teach the robots how to talk like a person!!!
hatkirby: yeah we'll they're learning how to talk about yaoi obsessed homos on here
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park3r2_: I guess you only need glove for woman
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rever: Ouais j'vais dormir en bas
hatkirby: Brherberhbrbrhphh
rever: Sorry for French
kf01: doesn't bother me none
hatkirby: Wait, was that French? I literally thought you were babbling, I'm so sorry
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hatkirby: Penile nuclear bomb ground zero syndrome
toothpastecanyon: you said it man