hatkirby: Like damn I hope the shadow of my own desire manifested as the image of the person whose esteem in which I've placed all of my self worth spoons me someday hatkirby: And I hope I cry about it toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: hatkirby: And then commit sodomy
cymrin: I always am just like "ooooh red moon spooky scary" when I see it brought up in shuuenpro and I forget it's an actual phenomenon in real life hatkirby: real life is copying shuuenpro tbh cymrin: b-ko is copying d-ne tbh hatkirby: suzumu is copying other ppls work tbh cymrin: F
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore azhdrake: Hey Seiya! seiya234: hewwo gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore hatkirby: or monsterfucking seiya234: sir. hatkirby: 👉 👈 hatkirby: hewwo seiya seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK gasmasque: :wheeze: seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹 gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh seiya234: pew pew
newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: useful function hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y) hatkirby: for finding holes exempt_medic: return True scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos) hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better exempt_medic: I know 😭
esoteric_merit: I would like to curse every academic who uses "∗" instead of "*" in their code for "readability" purposes. esoteric_merit: Does anyone have anything sufficiently powerful for this purpose? hatkirby: here, take this enchanted orb that was recovered from beneath the volcanic ash resting on the earth's surface for over 1000 years esoteric_merit: I was thinking more along the lines of "may every right sock go missing", or "may it always start raining 5 minutes after you decide to brave it", or perhaps "may you papercut yourself at least once a day", but yeah, sure, that'll work too. hatkirby: oh yeah the orb's real good at the sock thing
hatkirby: fuck, i noticed my freezer was a little bit ajar, and i looked inside and everything had melted pallasvoid: nooooooooooooooooooo azhdrake: Of fuck that sucks pallasvoid: :thanosd: hatkirby: my sausages :thanosd: azhdrake: Your *sausages* hatkirby: 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 hatkirby: yeah i was keeping all of my ice dildos in there azhdrake: Noooo not the ice dildo collection!!!! pallasvoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pallasvoid: tragic loss hatkirby: *drinks the water sadly and sexily* azhdrake: ;oiawjf;oawjfo;awjfaw