azhdrake: So the little bookshop near me, despite being small, is very dangerous in that whoever stocks it seems to have similar ideas to me about what non-fiction science books are interesting. I went there recently and managed to contain myself to like. A bit over $100 of books. (Were I smart I would have written down titles and gone to the library, but I am not smart) I didn't even look at the other sections for any length of time because I didn't want to notice even more books that I wanted. hatkirby: Omg hatkirby: Susceptible azhdrake: I am. There was a book on plant behavior! How am I supposed to not buy the book on plant behavior??? hatkirby: If you plant behaved yourself you could've azhdrake: I read that one, it's quite good and I have no regrets ajofiawo;rawwaef
hatkirby: What is my phone trying to say hatkirby: > because most people do not try the [same, estrogen, best] exempt_medic: That's when I just hit the best guesses and see where it goes XD hatkirby: Because most people do not try the estrogen testosterone combo hatkirby: ^^ OKAY IT GOT WEIRDER qwint: good point though i should try that newsoupvi: BASED hatkirby: Like sorry I'm getting crossfaded on hormones qwint: this does go hard though hatkirby: Thank you exempt_medic: Not as hard as walking backwards into hell, but it's kind of in the same universe qwint: you should ghostwrite for dril hatkirby: Dr says if I keep getting crossfaded on hormones my dick will shrink but my balls will get huge. I slam my drink on the bedside table "Keep it coming doc" qwint: back to ball size discourse
rever: If y'all don't behave you're going in the fireplace hatkirby: in the :rd: FIRE hatkirby: wait fuck hatkirby: :bl: FIRE rever: Lmao qwint: :bl: you say hatkirby: :owo: rever: :bj: hatkirby: :penis: qwint: boyjob exempt_medic: Sign me up exempt_medic: Sign me less up... qwint: rip hatkirby: getting my boy (my dick) a job exempt_medic: I was too scared of boob job to accept an unexplained bj
exempt_medic: So we all know clown cars, and how they fit a lot of clowns exempt_medic: But what about big clown car with even more clowns? exempt_medic: I had never considered this before and now I need t exempt_medic: *it hatkirby: you need t? scipiowright: Big clown car with smaller clown cars exempt_medic: alskdjfhlaskdh noooooo, hmmmmm hatkirby: obsessed with the idea that thinking about big clown cars makes you testosterone deficient
hatkirby: [link to a Kirby's Fan Mail comic strip where someone asked if Kirby has balls] cymrin: your ball’s do you have some cymrin: by Darc Th hatkirby: i don't think i do *checks* hatkirby: the sheer concept of Kirby, naked as the blue biscuit, just walking around balls out, no cock cymrin: cannot for the life of me find info about the phrase “naked as the blue biscuit” online hatkirby: it's because i made it up and said it confidently enough to make you think it was normal cymrin: I know hatkirby: <3
toothpastecanyon: the name's yuri. Dickfire yuri. hatkirby: oh my toothpastecanyon: :smugne: hatkirby: d-ne. i knew you'd be here. because of yuri toothpastecanyon: :getprongled: hatkirby: pringles. i didn't know you'd be here. what stake do you have in this toothpastecanyon: :slimey: hatkirby: slimey. i know you love dick. show me your hands toothpastecanyon: :raynaud: :slimeysdickgrabber: hatkirby: ok now [redacted redacted redacted redacted] toothpastecanyon: hdffghfghgf
Wordle#2092: Exempt-Medic was playing exempt_medic: Wtf exempt_medic: that should never have worked exempt_medic: I cannot believe somebody said "Oh, you know, your guy cousin with the name" and I knew who they were talking about XD hatkirby: sucks that i don't play wordle. now i'll never know exempt's guy cousin's remarkable name exempt_medic: They were unrelated hatkirby: ah. was the wordle answer his phone number? qwint: unrelated cousins? :O exempt_medic: YALL I CANT KEEP LAUGHING
swbookworm: i wont spend money on discord (beyond buying nitro) but they do the stupid quest things where you watch videos and get "orbs" which you can cash in for avatar decorations n stuff so i will hit play on the video and then walk away to do something else while it plays toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: swbookworm: bc theyre also stupid enough you cant tab out of it and let it play in the background while you do something else 🙄 it's just like my stupid drivers ed program was lol toothpastecanyon: 😔 swbookworm: however: they can't make me listen to it or watch it swbookworm: and i get fun lil things! toothpastecanyon: Today I learned book did not watch any drivers ed vids :blobnervous: swbookworm: i - okay that sounded bad toothpastecanyon: "My STUPID drivers ed program" book is cancelled swbookworm: drivers ed i watched the videos and stuff *but* the pages were locked for a specific amount of time? like you Had To Stay On This Page For Ten Minutes. and in theory it's to make sure you actually read everything and absorb it, right, but i read *super* fast and did *not* like sitting still for ten minutes *doing nothing* (bc it would pause the countdown if you ever tabbed out of the browser) while waiting for the page to finish timing down toothpastecanyon: Uh huh :blobpeek: swbookworm: so i just. walked away. doodled in notebooks and stuff. this was before phones n social media n stuff were a big thing swbookworm: I Am Legally Allowed To Drive. i passed all my tests and everything! toothpastecanyon: Imagining book is driving right now :blobxd: toothpastecanyon: Book swerving around the road: ok this is why I didn't watch drivers ed :sunglarp: swbookworm: the takeaway here is that steampunk stuff is cool and anything trying to force you to watch videos can always be circumvented with enough boredom :eyyyyyyy: swbookworm: not the allegations about me not knowing how to drive azhdrake: sure it is toothpastecanyon: I love making up rumors about my friends :blobxd: azhdrake: The takeaway here is your license, I think