hatkirby: I never liked the aro flag when I was identifying that way because I don't really like the color green azhdrake: The real reason you converted to homosexuality hatkirby: it's true. you got me. green is not a creative color so i'm spreading my cheeks
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
scipiowright: oh god screw that lol scipiowright: maybe if someone complains scipiowright: but not before that rever: I'm complaining scipiowright: you're not a person rever: :dismay:
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want hatkirby: pumking... pie........................ gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general pallasvoid: (X) Doubt gasmasque: Emphasis on try hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now hatkirby: bearing my soul here pallasvoid: i am overjoyed pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: And we love you for that