#732 Up +1/-0 Down
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny
zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it]
seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT
toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole
hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back
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newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person
newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals]
exempt_medic: YES
hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg
hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise
scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it
newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic
newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls
hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm
hatkirby: Insane
hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD
exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?!
exempt_medic: Wow, TIL
hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel
exempt_medic: The ship, no?
hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs
hatkirby: Yes
scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
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exempt_medic: I am not getting over Natalie's energy
exempt_medic: Somebody talked about being required to farm a lot of money in the very first area of the game and she just goes "if only a beautiful woman were making a new version that would solve that problem... 😔"
hatkirby: Tdodydglx
hatkirby: Classic
newsoupvi: Is the beautiful woman Natalie
newsoupvi: Or is she talking about someone else and trying to flirt with that person
newsoupvi: both of which would be fantastic energy for different reasons
hatkirby: Violet is like beautiful woman?? Where??
newsoupvi: SO TRUE
exempt_medic: I don't think there are any other beautiful women working on DS3 3.0
newsoupvi: I mean DS3 was not mentioned and I didn't know where this was written :KEKW: But I could've worked that out
newsoupvi: For the only other person, it's the correct adjective, but the wrong gender ;D
newsoupvi: I have literally no idea what you look like lol idk what I'm saying
hatkirby: So apparently only hot people can work on DS3?
newsoupvi: Only heccin omega cuties work on Lingo Rando
hatkirby: MURDERING YOU ldhdydgdkgx
newsoupvi: :3
hatkirby: Oh wait did you not mean omega like omega
exempt_medic: Hatkirby just then: "MURDERING YOU" *dies*
newsoupvi: OH MY GOD
newsoupvi: NO
exempt_medic: AKSJDHAKLSDJHLA
newsoupvi: LMAO
hatkirby: HELP
exempt_medic: "I'm a navy seal" "Oh is that a furry thing?" energy
newsoupvi: THAT WAS A SELF REPORT IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE
newsoupvi: LMFAO
hatkirby: SGKZH
hatkirby: Pure chaos in the mpreg chat this morning
#729 Up +2/-0 Down
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me
toothpastecanyon: Save me bees
toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo:
azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again?
toothpastecanyon: Hmmm
pallasvoid: :thinkscramble:
pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan
hatkirby: That's rough buddy
pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes
hatkirby: :penis:
pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha
hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm
pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr
pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK
hatkirby: Hi
#727 Up +4/-0 Down
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing
scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it
hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day
exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this
exempt_medic: I am gonna die
hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
#726 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: Like damn I hope the shadow of my own desire manifested as the image of the person whose esteem in which I've placed all of my self worth spoons me someday
hatkirby: And I hope I cry about it
toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp:
hatkirby: And then commit sodomy
#725 Up +0/-0 Down
cymrin: I always am just like "ooooh red moon spooky scary" when I see it brought up in shuuenpro and I forget it's an actual phenomenon in real life
hatkirby: real life is copying shuuenpro tbh
cymrin: b-ko is copying d-ne tbh
hatkirby: suzumu is copying other ppls work tbh
cymrin: F
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hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"]
cymrin: why is google play edging you….
hatkirby: if only
hatkirby: i got this from a friend
hatkirby: google play was edging them
cymrin: if only????????????
cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
#723 Up +1/-0 Down
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee.
hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid--
cymrin: I know these things about you
#722 Up +0/-0 Down
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore
azhdrake: Hey Seiya!
seiya234: hewwo
gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore
hatkirby: or monsterfucking
seiya234: sir.
hatkirby: 👉 👈
hatkirby: hewwo seiya
seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming
hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK
gasmasque: :wheeze:
seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹
gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language
hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD
pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh
seiya234: pew pew