hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
hatkirby: ✨ exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice" hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice hatkirby: so that's just a given exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice newsoupvi: Yes newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention newsoupvi: :sad: hatkirby: Lmao hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven. newsoupvi: Listen newsoupvi: I will never forget newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report hatkirby: NOOO hatkirby: Gkskgsks newsoupvi: So true hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal. newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug: newsoupvi: There is nothing newsoupvi: that you can say newsoupvi: It's too late hatkirby: :blobfree:
eka_caesium: Book swbookworm: Eka eka_caesium: Congratulations you have provoked the random act of violence for the day :herestarcomes: :blobnom: swbookworm: coming to realize that i skipped dinner earlier bc nausea + Nothing Sounds Appealing status effect n actually starting to get hungry now swbookworm: oh excellent timing :herehecomes~1: hatkirby: the cheese was tasty eka_caesium: :alcor_has_gun: swbookworm: i do love provoking random acts of violence tinylittlegremlin: noodles
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it] seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back
newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals] exempt_medic: YES hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm hatkirby: Insane hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?! exempt_medic: Wow, TIL hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel exempt_medic: The ship, no? hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs hatkirby: Yes scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
exempt_medic: I am not getting over Natalie's energy exempt_medic: Somebody talked about being required to farm a lot of money in the very first area of the game and she just goes "if only a beautiful woman were making a new version that would solve that problem... 😔" hatkirby: Tdodydglx hatkirby: Classic newsoupvi: Is the beautiful woman Natalie newsoupvi: Or is she talking about someone else and trying to flirt with that person newsoupvi: both of which would be fantastic energy for different reasons hatkirby: Violet is like beautiful woman?? Where?? newsoupvi: SO TRUE exempt_medic: I don't think there are any other beautiful women working on DS3 3.0 newsoupvi: I mean DS3 was not mentioned and I didn't know where this was written :KEKW: But I could've worked that out newsoupvi: For the only other person, it's the correct adjective, but the wrong gender ;D newsoupvi: I have literally no idea what you look like lol idk what I'm saying hatkirby: So apparently only hot people can work on DS3? newsoupvi: Only heccin omega cuties work on Lingo Rando hatkirby: MURDERING YOU ldhdydgdkgx newsoupvi: :3 hatkirby: Oh wait did you not mean omega like omega exempt_medic: Hatkirby just then: "MURDERING YOU" *dies* newsoupvi: OH MY GOD newsoupvi: NO exempt_medic: AKSJDHAKLSDJHLA newsoupvi: LMAO hatkirby: HELP exempt_medic: "I'm a navy seal" "Oh is that a furry thing?" energy newsoupvi: THAT WAS A SELF REPORT IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE newsoupvi: LMFAO hatkirby: SGKZH hatkirby: Pure chaos in the mpreg chat this morning
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this exempt_medic: I am gonna die hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong