#684 Up +1/-0 Down March 01 2024 at 10:37:36 pm EST
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one)
azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those
hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have)
azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag
tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy...
hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years
azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
#683 Up +0/-0 Down March 01 2024 at 09:25:22 am EST
scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful
scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet]
scipiowright: like look at this garbage
hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP 🙄
scipiowright: lmao truuuu
scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay
hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes
newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol
scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter]
scipiowright: queers
scipiowright: Probably transformation?
hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr
scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses
hatkirby: Yeah 🥰
scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory)
hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk
scipiowright: ❤️
hatkirby: :blobsnuggle:
hatkirby: I laughed out loud
scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate)
hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations
#682 Up +0/-0 Down February 24 2024 at 09:21:57 pm EST
tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :)
hatkirby: i don't know what that is
tinylittlegremlin: :)
hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords
eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/
hatkirby: oh i know this
tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :)
hatkirby: [image that says "balls"]
hatkirby: i win
toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes
eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen"
hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf
toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls
hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!!
tinylittlegremlin: writing that down
tinylittlegremlin: 📝
eka_caesium: 😈
toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
#681 Up +0/-0 Down February 08 2024 at 05:48:56 pm EST
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad
swbookworm: steam your identity.....
toothpastecanyon: Shhh…
azhdrake: hush you
0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR
swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead?
swbookworm: we also offer toasted
azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it!
toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats:
swbookworm: im sure we can make that work
azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!!
Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏
swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!"
azhdrake: Nooo me identity
azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now.
swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet?
0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake
azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!!
swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead!
0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler
azhdrake: 😱
swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like
swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam]
azhdrake: Mmmm warm
swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
#680 Up +1/-0 Down February 08 2024 at 05:47:48 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep
azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh
azhdrake: <- completely believes this
toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot
swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself....
toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo:
swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth!
swbookworm: i'm book!
toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!!
swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean?
swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo:
swbookworm: on purpose and all
toothpastecanyon: **no…**
toothpastecanyon: Hey!!
toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun:
azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book?
swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine
swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all
azhdrake: This is true
toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3
azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
#679 Up +0/-0 Down February 06 2024 at 07:44:17 pm EST
newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever
newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol
rever: Hello!
scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you
newsoupvi: Tru
hatkirby: rever hit the gym?
scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars
hatkirby: waow
newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57
rever: sj beginner lobby gym
hatkirby: lol
scipiowright: Skill issue
hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet
exempt_medic: That really got me, wow
newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad:
scipiowright: They're on a diet
newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue"
scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches
newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches
newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning
newsoupvi: That is like
newsoupvi: A food
scipiowright: Who said we were eating them?
exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason
newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure
exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love
fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?"
scipiowright: This is absurdist humor
hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol
scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit:
exempt_medic: again
#678 Up +0/-0 Down January 27 2024 at 09:21:29 am EST
flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol
transmothgirl: the prophecy
v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host??
hatkirby: HELP
hatkirby: is this real
v_sper_: yes
hatkirby: that's so funny
hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty
abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe.
csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot"
v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't"
abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home'
abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5)
csouvey: counterclockwise?
v_sper_: 🚫 💦 🕐
abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh
csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo"
abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
#677 Up +0/-0 Down January 26 2024 at 10:53:23 pm EST
newsoupvi: This is #⁠witness now oh no
newsoupvi: Actually not even that
newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao
hatkirby: this is non horny #⁠witness
hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms
newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao
newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow
hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs
newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here
hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
#676 Up +0/-0 Down January 25 2024 at 08:18:38 pm EST
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this
hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"]
hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis
toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm
hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D
hatkirby: C4 on my Cock
j._a._m.: Ex
j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus
hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty
toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh
hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons)
j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples
hatkirby: Lghslysydlh
toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom
hatkirby: Black powder on my balls
toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn
j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped
hatkirby: Hi Margaret
j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot)
hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus
j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
#675 Up +0/-0 Down January 24 2024 at 09:48:29 pm EST
quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice.
quas.naart: "Articulation"
hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing"
newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain
hatkirby: i don't have to imagine
newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED: