Veronica: when it is time for me to graduate will you buy me a space heater for my box Starla: What's a space heater, what box, and is there a kitten in the box Starla: OMG KITTENS IN A BOX Starla: no sorry Veronica: YES KITTENS IN A BOX Veronica: okay wow THE LIBRARY INTERNET WONT LET ME OPEN UP PICTURES OF KITTENS IN A BOX Veronica: wow because kittens in a box = porn for sure Starla: lol Starla: "hey other kittens look at my box" Starla: That was the worst thing I've ever said. Starla: I think that was a direct ticket to kitten pornography hell. Veronica: kitten pornography hell? that sounds like a worse place than even 4chan is Starla: It probably is
Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands Drifty: lolololol Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!? Drifty: YES Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM Drifty: I HAD A GUN Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE" Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that Drifty: but it ended Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE" Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN" Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE" Hatkirby: "BBY" Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS" Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets Drifty: Is that even a thing? Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!" Drifty: or a gun Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO
ae2cd6d7131fc037: sup Starla: WHAT'S HAPPENING 9c142daf11265abb: yay ae2cd6d7131fc037: see, this is probably a better way Starla: I'M TALKING TO TWO VERY LONG HEX NUMBERS Starla: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE Starla: I WILL NOT GIVE IN Starla: MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS SOME NUMBER ae2cd6d7131fc037: I'm a girl! ae2cd6d7131fc037: :P Starla: WHAT'S POISON CONTROL Starla: HERE'S THE BABY 9c142daf11265abb: none of this tedium of private convo Starla: SHE GONE!
Drifty: Can I internet hug you Hatkirby: Sure Hatkirby: Hugs are good Hatkirby: Hugs are great Hatkirby: for the SOUL Hatkirby: for the LLAMAS Drifty: Chicken soup for the soul Drifty: Llamas? Hatkirby: for ALL MAH GURLS DOWN IN AUSTRALIA COUNTRY Hatkirby: BBZ THIS ONE IS FOR YOU Hatkirby: *starts singing a country song* Drifty: While hugging Drifty: while on the trapeze Hatkirby: somewhat muffled by the hug Hatkirby: and falling down the air Hatkirby: aiiiiiiiiiiirplanes in the night sky Hatkirby: like shooting stars Drifty: "I wish airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now." - Abraham Lincoln Hatkirby: lololol Drifty: "Caught in your bad romance." - George Bush Hatkirby: "If I said you were sexy would you take your pants off and dance around for me?" -John Quincy Adams Drifty: "I am so sexy it hurts." - Shakespeare Hatkirby: "I won $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows." -Pope Benedict the Third Drifty: "I voted for the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, and you should too." - Stalin Hatkirby: "I just sneezed in the kitchen and from what I heard, the noise sounded incredibly girly. My mom, just walking in to the room, stood there for a second like she encountered an alien." -Dwane "The Rock" Johnson Hatkirby: "I'm sexy and I know it" -Ramesses II Drifty: "You're so hypnotising. Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch is so magnetizing." - Theodore Roosevelt Hatkirby: "If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger Drifty: "Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head! He ate a slice of wonderbread and went back to bed." - Jesus Christ Hatkirby: "I love that lavender blonde. The way she moves, the way she walks, I touch myself, can't get enough." -Angelina Jolie Drifty: "Jizz in my pants." - Rick Santorum Hatkirby: "i herd u liek mudkipz" -Barack Obama Drifty: "I choose you, Joe Biden!" - Barack Obama Hatkirby: "I'm on a boat, y'all!" -John M. Whitall Drifty: "You spin me, baby, right round right round like a record baby." - Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd Hatkirby: "Hear them whispering, French and German, Dutch, Italian and Latin. When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture. Marble, gold and soft as satin." -Winona Ryder Hatkirby: "Bitch I created the centripetal force in yo bed." -Isaac Newton Drifty: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend..." - Joe Biden Hatkirby: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend…" -Rick Santorum
Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to? Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour Drifty: because of lemons Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well Starla Insigna: Ah Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir Drifty: which it is Drifty: muahahahhaha Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE Drifty: I AM LIFE Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH" Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO Drifty: NO Drifty: I'M ZEUS Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM Drifty: Oh god lololol
Старла Эппрет: My brain is exploding somewhat after reading http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/ TimTam: ooh I read that the other day TimTam: :D Старла Эппрет: :P Старла Эппрет: AAAH MY HANDS ARE DOING STUFF :P TimTam: hahahahahaha TimTam: that sounds so suss Старла Эппрет: o_o Старла Эппрет: NOT THAT KIND OF STUFF Старла Эппрет: :P TimTam: suuuuure ;) Старла Эппрет: lololol TimTam: /inappropriate Старла Эппрет: Please, not inappropriate ENOUGH! /jk
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
Drifty: Hello! Drifty: I have exercised the mouse Старла Эппрет: Hi! Drifty: I mean exorcised Старла Эппрет: Exorcized Drifty: s Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: That Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: More Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Of course Старла Эппрет: Even more yes
<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/ <transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson <@Frowardd> and the first? <transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!" <transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever <@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses <OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name <Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn <transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name