Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs! Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR! Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen Hatkirby: lololololol
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend] Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair? Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists Starla: Those guys suck
Drifty: So if [this person's] head was a house, what would it be? Pyro: It would be a huge mansion, and a duck. Drifty: A duck? Pyro: Lots of rooms with a pretty flowing fountain with water... and this small duck, a very small duckling who will die soon because it doesn't have any food. Drifty: Your brain? Pyro: Me living in a one metre square. Drifty: My brain? Pyro: You in a one centimetre square.
Hatkirby: I'm afraid Drifty will laugh at me if Friday starts appearing on my last.fm tamasys: lol Hatkirby: Hey—the version I bought doesn't have the rapper in it! Hatkirby: That actually made the song better! tamasys: did you just say... bought? Hatkirby: DON'T JUDGE ME Hatkirby: *lols* tamasys: lol
Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM tamasys: haha tamasys: I see tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART" Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART." tamasys: xD Hatkirby: tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS tamasys: *off Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated Hatkirby: Like seriously, what tamasys: yeah o_O
Drifty: What does that ammeter say? Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places! Drifty: What? Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently! Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you. Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff] Drifty: ...
If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!
Drifty: Learning about Electricity a few years back never really sparked my interest, but I guess they needed to amp up the lessons a bit. I did find it a bit reVolting, but now I'm just shocked. Maybe we needed a better conductor, maybe we just needed to go with the current. Or the flow...
Hey, The reason I must be making all these puns must be beclaws of my purrfect cat shirt. I'm a worldwide punomenon!
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]
Hatkirby: omg candy corn Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: what is hippophobia Drifty: Fear of horses Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions Hatkirby: lop Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? Drifty: You? Drifty: A pool table? Hatkirby: WHAT Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN Drifty: Not particularly Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid Drifty: Really Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed Drifty: ... Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly Hatkirby: lololol
#435Up+19/-17DownJanuary 25 2011 at 03:28:52 am EST
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
#434Up+17/-18DownJanuary 09 2011 at 02:14:27 am EST
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies? Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework? Drifty: Sure, why not Hatkirby: It doesn't work—channeling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner. Drifty: Wait what * Hatkirby is quite possibly insane Drifty: wot