#443 Up +29/-24 Down April 23 2011 at 07:56:49 pm EDT
Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs!
Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR
Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything
Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR!
Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen
Hatkirby: lololololol
#442 Up +19/-16 Down April 21 2011 at 03:15:12 am EDT
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend]
Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me
Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair?
Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists
Starla: Those guys suck
#441 Up +18/-15 Down March 31 2011 at 09:42:01 am EDT
Drifty: So if [this person's] head was a house, what would it be?
Pyro: It would be a huge mansion, and a duck.
Drifty: A duck?
Pyro: Lots of rooms with a pretty flowing fountain with water... and this small duck, a very small duckling who will die soon because it doesn't have any food.
Drifty: Your brain?
Pyro: Me living in a one metre square.
Drifty: My brain?
Pyro: You in a one centimetre square.
#440 Up +21/-18 Down March 20 2011 at 01:41:07 pm EDT
Hatkirby: I'm afraid Drifty will laugh at me if Friday starts appearing on my last.fm
tamasys: lol
Hatkirby: Hey—the version I bought doesn't have the rapper in it!
Hatkirby: That actually made the song better!
tamasys: did you just say... bought?
Hatkirby: DON'T JUDGE ME
Hatkirby: *lols*
tamasys: lol
#439 Up +19/-19 Down March 13 2011 at 01:49:20 am EST
Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM
tamasys: haha
tamasys: I see
tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain
tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body
Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love
Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART"
Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART."
tamasys: xD
Hatkirby:
tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS
tamasys: *off
Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated
Hatkirby: Like seriously, what
tamasys: yeah o_O
#438 Up +15/-17 Down March 10 2011 at 11:16:24 am EST
Drifty: What does that ammeter say?
Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places!
Drifty: What?
Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently!
Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you.
Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff]
Drifty: ...

If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!

Pyro: WTF?!
#437 Up +25/-20 Down March 09 2011 at 10:27:21 am EST
Drifty: Learning about Electricity a few years back never really sparked my interest, but I guess they needed to amp up the lessons a bit. I did find it a bit reVolting, but now I'm just shocked. Maybe we needed a better conductor, maybe we just needed to go with the current. Or the flow...

Hey, The reason I must be making all these puns must be beclaws of my purrfect cat shirt. I'm a worldwide punomenon!

Pyro: *LOL*
#436 Up +19/-20 Down March 08 2011 at 03:45:10 am EST
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]

Hatkirby: omg candy corn
Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants
Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you
Drifty: What is it
Hatkirby: what is hippophobia
Drifty: Fear of horses
Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer
Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions 
Hatkirby: lop
Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you
Drifty: What is it
Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
Drifty: You?
Drifty: A pool table?
Hatkirby: WHAT
Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN
Drifty: Not particularly
Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid
Drifty: Really
Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show
Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed
Drifty: ...
Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly
Hatkirby: lololol
#435 Up +19/-17 Down January 25 2011 at 03:28:52 am EST
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme
ozzyfrog: :O oh no
Hatkirby: :P
ozzyfrog: dangerous place
ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours
Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40
ozzyfrog: haha yes
#434 Up +17/-18 Down January 09 2011 at 02:14:27 am EST
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why
Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies?
Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else
Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta
Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework?
Drifty: Sure, why not
Hatkirby: It doesn't work—channeling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner.
Drifty: Wait what
* Hatkirby is quite possibly insane
Drifty: wot