#433Up+22/-20DownOctober 29 2010 at 11:15:56 pm EDT
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
#432Up+19/-18DownOctober 29 2010 at 02:12:46 am EDT
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles (10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made (10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod (10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work (10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid (10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles (10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret (10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer (10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you: (10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD (10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here (10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!
...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!
(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices (10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words (10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music (10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart (10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart (10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing (10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P (10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O (10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too! (10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny! (10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
#431Up+19/-18DownOctober 29 2010 at 02:11:07 am EDT
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes (09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray! (09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4 (09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P (09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5 (10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.< (10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols (10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf (10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that? (10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter! (10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011? (10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun (10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job (10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper (10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o (10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was (10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it (10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break (10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later (10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._. (10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
#430Up+27/-16DownOctober 17 2010 at 11:41:41 am EDT
(07:35:15 AM) Smiley: can you have it so it's aligned right (07:35:30 AM) Starla Insigna: So it's all the way to the right (07:35:31 AM) Starla Insigna: ? (07:35:52 AM) Smiley: like inside the access div (07:36:04 AM) Smiley: but to the right (07:36:07 AM) Starla Insigna: Inside #access, but all the way to the right? (07:36:25 AM) Smiley: yeah...? (07:36:35 AM) Starla Insigna: So you mean to say inside #access (07:36:36 AM) Smiley: nothing wrong with that (07:36:41 AM) Starla Insigna: ...but all the way to the right! (07:36:50 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:36:59 AM) Smiley: inside #access (07:37:17 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right! (07:37:35 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:37:41 AM) Smiley: aligned right (07:37:50 AM) Starla Insigna: Just to be clear, it's going to be inside #access (07:37:56 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!
#429Up+22/-18DownSeptember 02 2010 at 11:23:18 am EDT
Starla: Ohallo Drifty: :) Starla: O_O Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?" Drifty: lolwhut Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind Starla: WHUT Starla: Yes, apparently Starla: *sick Drifty: lololol * Starla is actually lolling
#428Up+19/-17DownAugust 27 2010 at 06:21:19 pm EDT
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut
#427Up+17/-21DownAugust 19 2010 at 01:02:22 pm EDT
(08:06:18 AM) Bluemonkey: teehee (08:06:26 AM) Bluemonkey: also music is great (08:06:31 AM) Starla: yay music (08:11:18 AM) Starla: music is like a chimpanzee attacking an old lady with jelly snakes (08:12:06 AM) Bluemonkey: no (08:12:07 AM) Bluemonkey: not at all (08:12:12 AM) Bluemonkey: at least not my music :P (08:12:17 AM) Starla: Some music is (08:12:43 AM) Starla: Its like *monkey noises* *old lady screams* *wiggling* (08:14:27 AM) Starla: Note: Starla made that up for this joke: No parallel was being drawn against any music as far as she knows and if there is any music that fits that description, she wants to murder it. See in stores for details. Terms and conditions apply. (08:14:51 AM) Bluemonkey: WHAT STORES???? (08:14:53 AM) Bluemonkey: I MUST HAZ (08:15:53 AM) Starla: YES
#426Up+19/-17DownAugust 17 2010 at 12:16:55 pm EDT
(08:15:37 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: Starla is Team Taylor (08:15:37 AM) Fourie: DriftyBeyond: Your mom is Team Taylor! (08:15:41 AM) Timbo94: LOL (08:15:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dear (08:15:44 AM) Hatkirby: LOL! (08:15:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: I never knew that (08:15:59 AM) DriftyBeyond: I think I will need to talk to her
#425Up+14/-20DownAugust 16 2010 at 01:02:26 am EDT
(08:05:06 AM) Drifty: Updated :) (08:05:12 AM) Starla: YAY (08:05:14 AM) ***Starla looks (08:06:09 AM) Starla: Spanner? (08:06:14 AM) Starla: What's that? (08:06:22 AM) Drifty: ? (08:06:29 AM) Starla: "Timbo, do you have the spanner?" (08:06:32 AM) Drifty: Uh, you dun know what a spanner is? (08:06:35 AM) Starla: Nooo (08:06:40 AM) Starla: Is that bad? (08:06:47 AM) Drifty: Um... wait a sec (08:07:53 AM) Drifty: Have you never heard of the term "Thrown a spanner into the works"? (08:07:55 AM) Drifty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjustable_spanner (08:08:14 AM) Starla: OHHHH YOu mean wrench (08:08:16 AM) Starla: Lol (08:08:26 AM) Drifty: ... whut (08:08:40 AM) Starla: That's a wrench (08:08:56 AM) Drifty: No, it's a spanner (08:09:01 AM) Starla: Wrench (08:09:08 AM) Drifty: Spanner (08:09:10 AM) Starla: Wrench (08:09:13 AM) Drifty: Spanner (08:09:18 AM) Starla: Wrench (08:09:22 AM) Drifty: Spanner (08:09:25 AM) Starla: Wrench (08:09:29 AM) Drifty: Spanner (08:09:30 AM) Starla: Wrench (08:09:35 AM) Drifty: Spanner\ (08:09:37 AM) Starla: Lol
#424Up+19/-16DownAugust 12 2010 at 11:46:33 am EDT
(07:44:20 AM) Tamasys: { but can have adverse effects after prolonged exposure } (07:44:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: {And then turns you into goo} (07:44:29 AM) Tamasys: { yeah D: } (07:44:42 AM) Tamasys: { sentient, uberpowerful goo... } (07:44:46 AM) Fourie: "Sentient Uberpowerful Goo" would be a good name for a band. (07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: botsnack (07:44:52 AM) Fourie: :D <-- PUT PIE HERE (07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: :P (07:44:58 AM) Hatkirby: LOLOLL (07:45:10 AM) DriftyBeyond: Sentient Uberpowerful Goo! :P