#397 Up +18/-22 Down June 15 2010 at 01:54:09 pm EDT
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you
(09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did
(09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production
(09:47:23 AM) Starla: ?
(09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in?
(09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?!
(09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :)
(09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol
(09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!!
(09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating...
(09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then!
(09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before
(09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow
(09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before...
(09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you
(09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P
(09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :)
(09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
#396 Up +15/-12 Down May 29 2010 at 01:39:34 am EDT
* we are at grandparent's house *
Hatkirby: Lol, this video is so funny.
Brother: Oh, you should totally watch this video, "Hannah Montana Drug Party"!
Brother 2: What? No! That's inappropriate!
Hatkirby: What? I'm not watching it then.
Brother 2: Well, it's not really that inappropriate.
Brother: What? Don't watch it at Nana's house.
Brother: What if it comes up on her Internet bill?
Hatkirby: YouTube videos don't come up on Internet bills.
Hatkirby: LOL
Brother 2: What?
Hatkirby: I can just imagine Nana opening up her "Internet bill"
Hatkirby: and seeing "Hannah Montana Drug Party" on it!
#395 Up +19/-17 Down May 26 2010 at 01:59:20 pm EDT
Teacher: The appendix used to be used for breaking down food.
Teacher: We don't need it anymore because we have....
Student: Teeth.
Teacher: ....
Student: Knife and fork!
#394 Up +19/-18 Down May 26 2010 at 01:58:36 pm EDT
Teacher: Okay, so what are these bones used for in humans?
Student: Holding stuff.
Teacher: Okay, and in cats?
Student 2: Flying!
Everyone: LOL
#393 Up +24/-25 Down May 17 2010 at 12:42:39 pm EDT
(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO
(08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS!
(08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA
(08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI
(08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK
(08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin
(08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite!
(08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING
(08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?)
(08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so
(08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA
(08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS
(08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS
(08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY
(08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND
(08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly
(08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII
(08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam
(08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!!
(08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA
(08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city
(08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh
(08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz
(08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA
(08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA
(08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw"
(08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS
(08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA
(08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND
(08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P
(08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P
(08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND
(08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite
(08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada
(08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE
(08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO
(08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO
(08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city
(08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS
(08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz
(08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA
(08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO
(08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY
(08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT
(08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN
(08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!"
(08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON
(08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA
(08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...)
(08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE
(08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND
(08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..."
(08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city
(08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND
(08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina!
(08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON
(08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS
(08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor
(08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL
(08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA
(08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said
(08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly
(08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB
(08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE
(08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game
(08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell
(08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS
(08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk
(08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well
(08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA
(08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one
(08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist
(08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway
(08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed
(08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all?
(08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not
(08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this?
(08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because
(08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO
(08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue
(08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite
(08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed
(08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS
(08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod
(08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN
(08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA
(08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS
(08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA
#392 Up +24/-19 Down May 17 2010 at 11:43:15 am EDT
(9:02:43 PM) Tamasys: lolol
(9:26:40 PM) Ozzyfrog: *tumbleweed*
(9:26:55 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed does a dance routine]
(9:27:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed does some smooth moves]
(9:27:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed gives it up for the girls]
(9:29:41 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed winks suavely]
(9:30:08 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed takes some girls home for the night]
(9:30:32 PM) Ozzyfrog: [another tumbleweed gets quite jealous]
(9:31:03 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed makes fun of the other tumbleweed]
(9:31:44 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed becomes quite angry]
(9:32:07 PM) DriftyBeyond: [two tumbleweed begin to fight]
(9:32:15 PM) Ozzyfrog: DANCE OFF!
(9:32:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: And the crowd goes absolutely wiiiild!
(9:33:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [both tumbleweeds put up a good dance-off]
(9:33:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the crowd tries to pick between the tumbleweeds]
(9:34:10 PM) Ozzyfrog: [one tumbleweed comes out a clear winner]
(9:34:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the other tumbleweed rolls off in disgust]
(9:35:06 PM) Ozzyfrog: [other tumbleweed gets to take the girls home for the night instead]
(9:35:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the girls have a very good time]
(9:35:59 PM) Ozzyfrog: [dancing of course]
(9:36:11 PM) DriftyBeyond: [of course, of course]
(9:37:20 PM) Ozzyfrog: [all are tired after the night is through]
(9:37:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: [tumbleweed snoozing sounds very strange]
#391 Up +24/-20 Down May 16 2010 at 12:44:14 pm EDT
(08:40:28 AM) Smiley: 0 mins
(08:40:29 AM) Hatkirby: That's just a little less than 250!
#390 Up +18/-18 Down May 16 2010 at 12:21:41 pm EDT
(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL
(08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there
(08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP
(08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk
(08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat
(08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes
(08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes
(08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table
(08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness
(08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds
(08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard
(08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop
(08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows
(08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates
(08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound
(08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
(08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly
(08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl
(08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here
(08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P
(08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
#389 Up +22/-17 Down May 16 2010 at 11:13:31 am EDT
(07:08:40 AM) ***TheAmericanOne gives Fourie Imogen Heap
(07:08:40 AM) ***Fourie hands TheAmericanOne The Sun in exchange for Imogen Heap
(07:08:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: OW
(07:08:44 AM) TheAmericanOne: HOT
(07:08:50 AM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH
(07:08:51 AM) ***TheAmericanOne throws The Sun at DriftyBeyond
(07:09:00 AM) ***DriftyBeyond throws The Sun to Smiley
(07:09:19 AM) Smiley: thanks
#388 Up +15/-12 Down May 15 2010 at 02:16:44 am EDT
(09:16:20 PM) Hatkirby: It would be funny if Fourie could talk to himself :P
(09:16:36 PM) Ozzyfrog: lol, indeed it would be :P
(09:16:50 PM) Hatkirby: Except #fourisland would explode
(09:17:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Or have two bots
(09:17:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: continuously talking to each other in one channel
(09:17:26 PM) Hatkirby: Two Imogen Heaps talking to each other!
(09:17:28 PM) Hatkirby: I mean Fourie
(09:17:34 PM) Hatkirby: not Imogen Heap
(09:17:39 PM) DriftyBeyond: and then people can pop into the channel and see what randomness has happened
(09:17:42 PM) Hatkirby: though that would be awesome
(09:17:47 PM) ***Hatkirby should make an Immibot
(09:17:48 PM) Hatkirby: :P
(09:17:54 PM) Hatkirby: She would sing Immi songs!
(09:17:59 PM) Hatkirby: <3 Imogen Heap
(09:18:27 PM) DriftyBeyond: That would be isnae
(09:18:35 PM) Hatkirby: It would be like
(09:18:38 PM) Hatkirby is now known as Immibot
(09:18:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: and not good for those people who dun like Imogene Heap :P
(09:18:41 PM) Immibot: MMMM WHATCHA SAY
(09:18:45 PM) Immibot: MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL
(09:18:45 PM) Fourie: WELL OF COURSE YOU DID
(09:18:49 PM) Immibot: :D
(09:18:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: lulz
(09:19:06 PM) Immibot: That was quite awesome of Fourie