Pyro: yay internet is back! Starla Alice Insigna: :) Pyro: it died for a whole 3 mins Drifty: :) Pyro: it was painfull! Starla Alice Insigna: OH GOD Starla Alice Insigna: MAKE IT STOP Timbo94: O_O Starla Alice Insigna: THE INTERNET IS DYING!!!! Drifty: whut Starla Alice Insigna: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Drifty: Is it bleeding purple gunk? Starla Alice Insigna: It's actually greeen Pyro: NOOOO! Starla Alice Insigna: The purple is jelly I dripped on the table while making a PB&J sandwich Drifty: No, it's internet gunk Drifty: The green is there TO TRICK YOU Starla Alice Insigna: OH Starla Alice Insigna: SO WHAT I ATE TODAY WAS A PEANUT BUTTER AND INTERNET SANDWICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!!!!!! Starla Alice Insigna: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Drifty: IT MEANS Drifty: YOU ARE THE INTERNET NOW Drifty: YOU HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Starla Alice Insigna: OH MY GOD Starla Alice Insigna: I AM THE INTERNET Starla Alice Insigna: I AMMMM THE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT Smiley: you are the internet Drifty: THAT"S RIGHT Drifty: AFFIRM IT Starla Alice Insigna: I AM!!!!!!! Smiley: WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS Drifty: THAT IS THE WAY TO GET OUT OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Starla Alice Insigna: GET / HTTP/1.1 Timbo94: if you are the internet, doesn't that mean you ate yourself? :P Starla Alice Insigna: Host: fourisland.com Starla Alice Insigna: Connection: keep-alive Starla Alice Insigna: User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/5.0.307.9 Safari/532.9 Starla Alice Insigna: Referrer: A PB&J sandwich Pyro: lol Drifty: Why yes Drifty: she did eat herself Starla Alice Insigna: I have eaten myself Drifty: RULE NUMBER ONE OF STAYING ALIVE: DON'T EAT YOURSELF Starla Alice Insigna: I ate myself before I was myself Starla Alice Insigna: Thus becoming myself Starla Alice Insigna: lol
Drifty: I want to do something creative, but I don't have the drive D: Hatkirby: You can use the drive C too, you know Drifty: lolwut Hatkirby: LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP Hatkirby: like C:\ Drifty: lolyeaaaaah
BleuM937: sister, you are getting me food? Sister: no BleuM937: yes Sister: have some seaweed BleuM937: oh * BleuM937 eats seaweed BleuM937: how degrading
(10:29:02 PM) Bluemonkey: i hate running (10:29:06 PM) Bluemonkey: i'm going anyway (10:29:09 PM) Starla: then don't! (10:29:12 PM) Starla: SCREAM (10:29:15 PM) Starla: i mean WALK (10:29:29 PM) Bluemonkey: walking != running (10:29:41 PM) Starla: yes, i know (10:29:51 PM) Starla: I was pointing out an alternative action to the one you clearly disliked (10:29:58 PM) Bluemonkey: no (10:30:04 PM) Bluemonkey: it is not an acceptable alternative (10:30:04 PM) Starla: WELL IM SORRY (10:30:06 PM) Bluemonkey: it must be run! (10:30:07 PM) Starla: *cries* (10:30:11 PM) Starla: No! (10:30:14 PM) Bluemonkey: idky! (10:30:15 PM) Starla: Not run! (10:30:22 PM) Starla: DEBUG FIRST, THEN RUN (10:30:47 PM) Bluemonkey: RUN FIRST, PATCH MEMORY LEAKS LATER (10:31:50 PM) Starla: DONT OVEROPTIMIZE, BUT YOU SHOULD PROFILE FIRST (10:33:34 PM) Bluemonkey: USE COBOL, MUNGE BRAIN (10:33:48 PM) Starla: USE RUBY, CHEW ON GLASS (10:34:10 PM) Bluemonkey: USE HASKELL, CUT OFF EARS (10:34:29 PM) Starla: USE PYTHON, SUCKING OUT THE VENOM WON'T WORK (10:35:04 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PROLOG, ;;; (10:35:27 PM) Starla: USE SINGLE FOUR, 44 4 444 44 4 444444 444 4 4 4 4 4444 44 (10:36:04 PM) Bluemonkey:
(10:36:47 PM) Bluemonkey: **USE WHITESPACE, SAVE ON PRINTER INK (10:37:08 PM) Starla: USE TETRGI, <msg>EAT CHINESE FOOD</msg> (10:39:20 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PHP, LOSE AT LIFE (10:39:43 PM) Starla: USE ASP.NET, FAIL AT CELLULAR RESPIRATION (10:40:12 PM) Bluemonkey: USE CEE, SEGFAULT (10:40:29 PM) Starla: USE UNARY, 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
BleuM937: "you push yourself too hard" BleuM937: temporary pain --> eternal glory Ozzyfrog: hmm BleuM937: it's like BleuM937: do you think athletes would be where they are today if they didn't push themselves to their absolute limits? Ozzyfrog: yeh, unlikely Ozzyfrog: people say you push yourself too hard in terms of cycling? BleuM937: yes Ozzyfrog: :| BleuM937: i was talking to [friend] Ozzyfrog: hmm BleuM937: first i was talking about something else with her BleuM937: then we talked about that BleuM937: she wouldnt accept that pushing myself is good Ozzyfrog: grr :| BleuM937: shes like "no ur pushing too hard!" BleuM937: o_O Ozzyfrog: T_T BleuM937: that's *not* what she said, even though it is
*** Ozzyfrog didn't actually get the joke until 20 minutes later, when I said I was going to put it on 4IQDB ***
Tamasys: what is the word Tamasys: where you put all the stuff together Tamasys: like Tamasys: you have a bunch of reports Tamasys: you put them all together and they are ______ Bluemonkey: collated? Tamasys: YES Tamasys: THANKYOU ***Tamasys has been sitting for about 2 minutes waving his hands around in a collating movement trying to think of the word Bluemonkey: lol
Starla: did you see today's FOUR ISLAND post? Starla: Lol, I just looked at the post with Layout 6.2 and noticed that the picture goes off the side of the layout :P Starla: And the rightbar is eating it in 4.5 Tamasys: lol it does and it is Starla: THAT MAKES ME LOL Starla: how does caps lock keep turning itself on? Tamasys: lololol
Tamasys: allo Starla: HALLO Tamasys: ohai Starla: MY EYES WONT OPEN Tamasys: ONOZ Starla: WHO AM I TALKING TO Tamasys: TURN TEXT TO SPEACH ON!!! Starla: HANG ON, LET ME TRY TEXT TO SPEECH Starla: TIMTAM!