You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, I'm running a survey Stranger: ok You: If you turned into a front load washer, would you: You: A: Scream You: B: Wash your clothes You: C: Pinch yourself and try to wake up You: D: Decide that I'm weird and disconnect Stranger: c You: Thank you for your assistance You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: Do you know what nail polish remover looks like? Stranger: yes. why You: I can't find it Stranger: WTF? You: That came out wrong Stranger: hahaha. woowwww You: lol Stranger: tell me about life You: it's confusing Stranger: how? You: in many ways Stranger: tell me someee You: welllll.... sometimes i can't find my nail polish remover, i forget what it looks like and then ask random strangers on Omegle what it looks like You: lol Stranger: WOW! xD Your conversational partner has disconnected.
* Drifty is getting slightly hyper Girl Without Slipper: TIMTAM! FEED HER THE HYPER POTION! FDS; sdfS: 25 cent fuuuuun! * Drifty has a headache, brb * Tamasys feeds Drifty the HYPER POTION Girl Without Slipper: Where a kid can be a I HATE THIS COMMERCIAN! Girl Without Slipper: I meant COMERCAIN Girl Without Slipper: I meant YOHF * Drifty goes boing Girl Without Slipper: YOHF! Girl Without Slipper: YOHF, where is your father? YOHF: He's in my mattress, miss! Drifty: Uh huh Drifty: Lol, Hyper Potion * Drifty has high HP nao Girl Without Slipper: YAY HP Girl Without Slipper: YOHF, take it away! YOHF: THIS IS REAL THIS IS ME IM EXACTLY WHER E IM SUPPOSED TO BE NAO YAY LSAKA
Tamasys: HK Tamasys: you should check my user agent string Girl Without Slipper: O_o Girl Without Slipper: I'm scared now Girl Without Slipper: Go on Four Island so I can see it * Girl Without Slipper is logging in Tamasys: i am on the fourm Girl Without Slipper: iknow Girl Without Slipper: getting thereitslikesuperslow Girl Without Slipper: OHMIGOSH * Girl Without Slipper dies Tamasys: lol Tamasys: lololol * Girl Without Slipper runs screaming into a desert even farther away than the lollipop desert Tamasys: Safari 4 Tamasys: my new favourite browser * Girl Without Slipper then trips on a rock, faints, and starts having delusional nightmares about TimTam using Safai YOHF: But then she wakes up and realizes that they were true!
Student 1: I scraped two layers of skin off this finger, and three off this one. Tamasys: OMG, how? Student 1: I was trying to fix a draw at work [KFC] last night, and I caught my fingers. ------ LATER THAT DAY: Tamasys: *gets overexcited and spits everywhere* Tamasys: Oops, sorry! Student 1: OMG SWINE FLU!!! *joking* Student 1: I will have to disinfect my hands! Student 1: *pulls out bottle of Dettol stuff* Student 1: *rubs it on hands, including cuts* Student 1: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tamasys: LOL!
Girl Without Slipper: ZAMOINA = ?? Girl Without Slipper: rue brittania! Tamasys: Z Tamasys: O Tamasys: M Tamasys: G * Tamasys attacks GWS Ozzyfrog: oh dear * Ozzyfrog runs Tamasys: lol @ rue brittania Girl Without Slipper: ?? Girl Without Slipper: What did I doooooooooooO? Tamasys: lol poor oz * Girl Without Slipper runs screaming into the lollipop desert Tamasys: NOOO Tamasys: i need ur php expertise!