Cousin: I can't believe it's not butter! Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's butter! Brother: I can't believe it's butter! Cousin: I can't believe it's butter! Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's margarine! Brother 2: I can't believe it's margarine! Brother 2's Friend: I can't believe it's margarine! Hatkirby: It's not like I said that or anything. Hatkirby: I seriously can't believe it's butter! It looks like a mess! Brother: I can't believe it's not protein! Cousin: I can't believe it's not bread! Hatkirby: WAIT- LOL. * Hatkirby cracks up Hatkirby: I can't--I can't--I-- Brother: .... Hatkirby: Okay. A hallucination-inducing drug called I Can't Believe It's Not Real! Hatkirby: LOFFLECOPTERONTHEFLOORWITHDEADPEOPLE Everyone: .... Hatkirby: It was so funny. Cousin: I can't believe it's not life! Cousin: Like, the cereal. Hatkirby: Yeah, like I can't believe it's not good! Hatkirby: LOL--A Jonas Brothers album called I Can't Believe I'm Listening To This! Hatkirby: You know.... because they're so bad! Brother 2: I can't believe it's not human! Cousin: I can't believe it's not fabric! Hatkirby: Oh! A phone company called I Can't Believe I Didn't Get Ripped Off! Hatkirby: That would be awesome! AT&T STOLE MY BABY. Brother: ....I can't believe it's not-- Hatkirby: LOL! A Jenny Craig program called I Can't Believe I'm Not Fat! Hatkirby: LOL I AM JUST SO FUNNY
(11:58:40 PM) tamasys: back (11:58:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY (11:58:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY (11:58:45 PM) Hatkirby: YAY (11:58:47 PM) Hatkirby: YAY (11:58:51 PM) Hatkirby: The whole gang's back together! (11:58:57 PM) Hatkirby: WE'RE SOLVIN' MYSTERIES, YEAH (11:59:06 PM) Hatkirby: TIMTAM, I THINK I SEE A CLUE! (11:59:06 PM) tamasys: hehehe (11:59:15 PM) Hatkirby: WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A TAMMY SNACK? (11:59:25 PM) DriftyBeyond: TimTam! (11:59:26 PM) tamasys: RES REASE!!! (11:59:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Lol! (11:59:36 PM) ***Hatkirby throws a lamp at tamasys (11:59:44 PM) Hatkirby: HERE YOU GO (04/25/2010 12:00:10 AM) ***Hatkirby is actually laughing uncontrollably, is it really that funny? (12:00:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft
Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Tamasys: Greetings :) Ozzyfrog: Greetings :) Tamasys: OMG Tamasys: I have posted a "Greetings :)" on here every day for ages Tamasys: as you can see :P Ozzyfrog: owow, you have :P * Ozzyfrog was a bit slow in responding Tamasys: lol Tamasys: only a little :P Ozzyfrog: hehe
<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?! * billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net * You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)
* Now talking on #xkcd <transkatie> I'm back! <Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back... <transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
(08:51:26 PM) Starla: Guess what (08:51:29 PM) Tamasys: mm? (08:51:31 PM) Starla: I went to the evil Apple Store today (08:51:35 PM) Tamasys: :D (08:51:38 PM) Tamasys: good :D (08:51:57 PM) Starla: It was really funny because after a while I realized that I had involuntarily started to hyperventilate :P (08:52:04 PM) Tamasys: hehehe (08:52:12 PM) Tamasys: because they are so beautiful? (08:52:15 PM) Tamasys: sleek? (08:52:18 PM) Tamasys: shiny? (08:52:29 PM) Starla: because it was EVIL!!!! (08:52:34 PM) Tamasys: LIES (08:52:40 PM) Starla: I dropped an iPad on the ground! (08:52:43 PM) Starla: AND DANCED ON IT (08:52:46 PM) Tamasys: O_O (08:52:49 PM) Starla: jk (08:52:52 PM) Tamasys: damn (08:53:00 PM) Tamasys: i would have loved some pics :P (08:53:02 PM) Starla: The voices in my head told me to do that (08:53:11 PM) Tamasys: and then some pics of you being dragged from the shop (08:53:12 PM) Tamasys: :P
(11:13:38 PM) Tamasys: hmm, i've asked Dr Karl (11:13:44 PM) Tamasys: hopefully he replies :P (11:13:52 PM) Starla: Dr Karl? (11:14:10 PM) Tamasys: :O (11:14:11 PM) Tamasys: Dr Karl (11:14:21 PM) Tamasys: one of Australia's to 10 most trusted people (11:14:25 PM) Tamasys: publisher of 28 books (11:14:29 PM) Starla: Yeswell I'm in America (11:14:36 PM) Tamasys: does segments on tv, radio, and online (11:14:53 PM) Starla: Here, we believe in George Lopez and microwave pasta (11:14:58 PM) Tamasys: O_o (11:15:00 PM) Tamasys: ? (11:15:08 PM) Starla: LOL
(11:03:37 PM) Tamasys: sea jellies are creepy... (11:03:54 PM) Starla: Jellyfish? (11:04:03 PM) Tamasys: octopusses are creepy and amazing (11:04:07 PM) Tamasys: no, sea jellies (11:04:15 PM) Tamasys: they're not called jellyfish any more (11:04:20 PM) Starla: WHAT (11:04:25 PM) Tamasys: for the simple fact that they are in no way related to fish (11:04:30 PM) Starla: WHAT (11:04:40 PM) Starla: First starfish, now jellyfish? (11:04:47 PM) ***Starla files many lawsuits (11:04:54 PM) Tamasys: you mean sea star and sea jelly? (11:05:17 PM) ***Starla stabs, jabs and steals money (11:05:29 PM) Tamasys: lol (11:05:38 PM) Starla: STARFISH (11:06:55 PM) Tamasys: D: (11:06:59 PM) Tamasys: but they aren't fish! (11:07:03 PM) Starla: So? (11:07:11 PM) Tamasys: so it's a silly name (11:07:12 PM) Starla: I'm not a kirby (11:07:17 PM) Starla: Turtledoves aren't turtles (11:07:19 PM) Tamasys: it's like calling them a starcat! (11:07:23 PM) Starla: And my computer isn't a floorboard (11:07:32 PM) Tamasys: but they have the colour of a turtle (11:07:33 PM) Tamasys: hence the name (11:07:35 PM) Starla: Names are just words! (11:07:42 PM) Tamasys: sea stars don't look like fish! (11:07:55 PM) Starla: Don't judge a book by its name! (11:08:10 PM) Tamasys: "how to kill people and die" (11:08:13 PM) Tamasys: i wouldn't read that book (11:08:17 PM) Starla: That sounds awesome (11:08:23 PM) Starla: I would use it against "sea star" people (11:08:39 PM) Tamasys: lol (11:08:39 PM) Starla: maybe throw it at them