#285 Up +20/-14 Down
Somebody: You can either have ice cream or pecan tart
Starla: Oooh, what's that like?
Somebody Else: It's like pie.
Starla: I like pie!
Everybody Else: ....
Starla: Oh god, I said it.
#284 Up +21/-21 Down
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***

***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***

Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
#283 Up +22/-19 Down
***The "ily"s in this were a running joke, hence the humour***
Tamasys: lol
Tamasys: silly spammers
Tamasys: PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARYTRY THIS its weird .
Tamasys: the "NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY"
Tamasys: what about all those impossible Fridays?
Tamasys: ily Blu
BleuM937: maybe [ex-girlfriend] will kiss me if i tell her that
Tamasys: but... but... ily! :P
BleuM937: maybe [Tamasys] will kiss me if i tell him that
Tamasys: O_o
Tamasys: If you told me that, I would shun you for even considering that trashy spam rubbish
Tamasys: and then start ranting
Tamasys: which I don't often do
Tamasys: :P
BleuM937: but then you would kiss me?
BleuM937: :P
Tamasys: lol
Tamasys: i actually lol'd
BleuM937: so did i
BleuM937: and then i had a coughing fit
Tamasys: lol
#282 Up +16/-11 Down
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Starla: THE CHEESE GATE IS OPENING!!!!!!
Stranger: quick hide teh cats!!!!
Starla: OKAY!!!!
Starla: here mr whiskers, under the bed!
Starla: OKAY, NOW WHATA??!?
Stranger: we must defend against the giant mice
Starla: Oh god, not the mice!
Stranger: yes the mice
Stranger: but they only exist if you believe they exist
Starla: I DO BELIEVE IN FARIES
Starla: not giant mice
Starla: OMG HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!
Starla: GAHhh
Connection asploded.
#281 Up +18/-22 Down
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Starla: OMG STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
#280 Up +16/-16 Down
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LIKE A BOSS.
Starla: OH GOD
Starla: Are you on a boat?
Stranger: i am on a boat!
Starla: I'm on a boat!
Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#278 Up +23/-18 Down
Chinese Teacher: They're not coming to our class. *referring to Chinese Exchange Students*
Pyro: *sounding as if to buy* Let's go get some!
#277 Up +17/-22 Down
A group of Chinese exchange students came to visit our school.

Pyro: *to Drifty* Go talk to them! They look like you!
#276 Up +25/-16 Down
[10:17:50 PM] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 says: It died??!?!?!
NOOOOOOOO
[10:18:03 PM] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 says: MOUTH TO MOTH RECESSITATION!
[10:18:09 PM] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 says: LOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:18:12 PM] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 says: I MEANT MOUTH!
#275 Up +24/-25 Down
[02:43:19] * Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 thinks The Lonely Island is weird
[02:44:03] Samii: yehh tht song I'm On a Boat is WEIRRDD
[02:44:13] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: TOTALLY
[02:44:27] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 And some of their other music is like.... O_O ..... what? .... O_O .... O_O
[02:44:37] Samii: OMG IM ON A BOAT! NO ONE CAREESS
[02:44:45] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: YAY TOTALLY IM SO WEIRD~~!
[02:44:50] Drifty: I haven't head I'm on a Boat
[02:44:51] Drifty: *heard
[02:44:56] Drifty: I will go listen
[02:45:06] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: Listen to the clean version
[02:45:08] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 TRUST ME
[02:45:11] Samii: Yehhh
[02:45:16] Samii: NOT EXPLICIT
[02:45:22] Drifty: I don't mind about swear words
[02:45:35] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: Yeahh but this song is >> overboard
[02:45:42] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 LOL HAHAHHA see what I did there?
[02:45:49] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: It's a song about a boat and I said "overboard"!
[02:45:50] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3 HAHAHHAHA
[02:45:53] Samii: hahaha
[02:45:57] Tay & Sparks fangirl 4evver <3: lol