Teacher: What other example can I give of an adverb modifying an adverb? Student: How about really really fast? Student 2: OH OH I KNOW!!!!! Awesome... zoo! Student: I don't think [Student 2] should be allowed to talk anymore.
Penny: Can I borrow the dictionary? Hatkirby: Okay. Aha! Caught you now! Penny: ...okay, here it is. Hatkirby: Oh, lol, I thought it was Winnie The Pooh. Penny: Yeah, me too. Hatkirby: *sung to the Winnie The Pooh tune* Winnie The Pooh! It contains words! ....interesting words....
Student: I want to make my cursor look all pretty. Student 2: Just Google it and you'll find something. Student: Oooh! How does this work? Student 2: It's JavaScript. Student 3: That's the same thing as Java, right? Student 2: Yeah. Hatkirby: Umm.... actually, JavaScript and Java are two completely different things. Student 2: Actually, the difference between JavaScript and Java is like the difference between C and C++. * Hatkirby mentally curses Netscape for naming JavaScript
Hatkirby (thinking while walking): Okay, I'm just going to ignore them. I mean, seriously? It's a quiz, not a test! Oh look, it's Mrs. Kearney. Anyway, it's a quiz, not a te-O_O MRS. KEARNEY?!?!?!?!
BleuM937: goodbye [tamasys] BleuM937: you have been a good friend tamasys: Live for me, [BleuM937] BleuM937: i'll miss you tamasys: I'll always live on in your hearts and minds tamasys: Always remember the good times BleuM937: sniff **tamasys fades away BleuM937: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **BleuM937 cries ---tamasys has left the conversation--- BleuM937: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
* Soojin Ying is listening to Trouble Is A Dreind by Lenka [8:11:26 AM] Drifty: Woah, cool [8:11:27 AM] Soojin Ying: lol *friend [8:11:31 AM] Drifty: What'sa a Dreind? [8:11:42 AM] Soojin Ying: lol [8:11:55 AM] Drifty: IT'S LIKE A ZOMBIE THAT SKIPS IN MEADOWS AND SINGS MIKA SONGS [8:11:59 AM] Soojin Ying: OMG! [8:12:04 AM] Soojin Ying: Or Lenka songs [8:12:20 AM] Soojin Ying: OHNO DREINDS ARE EVERYWHERE [8:12:27 AM] Drifty: AND IT HAS FLOWERS FOR HAIR [8:12:41 AM] Soojin Ying: One time.... I was walking home.... alone.... and I was eating popcorn.... alone.... and then THE DRIENDS ATTACK OMG [8:13:01 AM] Drifty: AND THEN THEY SANG TAYLOR SWIFT AT ME AHHHH [8:13:04 AM] Soojin Ying: SO MANY BRACELETS AAAHHH [8:13:26 AM] Drifty: LOOK A BUNNYPIG [8:13:39 AM] Soojin Ying: lol we're totally insane :D * Soojin Ying is listening to We Will Not Grow Mold by Lenka [8:14:13 AM] Soojin Ying: LOL LOL I MEANT OLD [8:14:17 AM] Drifty: MOLD? [8:14:19 AM] Drifty: Lol! [8:14:21 AM] Soojin Ying: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!! [8:14:35 AM] Drifty: "There's one thing about penicilin, is that we will not grow mold" [8:14:40 AM] Soojin Ying: LOL
Teacher: And this guy was good at logic. Most Students: Oh no, I hate logic! Teacher: This is interesting because I know most of you are doing geometry now. * Teacher starts writing "~p^q" on the board Most Students: OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!! ERASE IT!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: ....I like logic.